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what if we kissed sloppy style in bed (and we were both sorcerers)

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what did he do this time .....

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BG3 romance poll time.

EDIT: Wyll is not an option because nobody needs to hear that he's boring/bland/sucks....etc for the millionth time..

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this needs no caption

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Anyone want to hang out with me in the Bhaal pit?

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demi - titan. / commission

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Wyll got like 3 new animations what do you mean no new Wyll content?

And so did everyone else, but that's the problem. Nothing has been done to address the content disparity between him and other characters, which is what we are referring to when we say 'he got no new content'. We mean that nothing has been done to bring him up to the same level of content as other characters. He is the only character without a single romance greeting even 6 patches later. He is the only character who, in the epilogue, you can neither give a hug or kiss to (which negates the "they ran out of time" argument for why he has less content, though let's be real, that was already negated by them not fixing any of the issues after endlessly tweaking and adding new lines to Astarion and NPCs for 6 patches). He is the only character with 2 romance scenes instead of 3+ like everyone else has. He is the only character without a sex scene (or at least an equivalent non-sexual romance scene to fill that gap). He is the only character to not be able to make his own choice in the climax of his story. He has the least reactivity of of the main origin companions, both as a companion and as an Origin. Larian has continued to add brand new things (outside of the things everyone gets such as kisses and epilogues, the latter of which they dropped the ball on with him for the aforementioned reason) on to other main origin characters who already have a wealth of content or on to NPCs, yet they have thus far neglected to fill in the gaps in his story, romance, and overall integration into the world. He also remains riddled with bugs, many of which never get addressed. If you'd like to learn more about it, you can check this post which thoroughly breaks down the Wyll content disparity that Larian has still not addressed even 6 patches and 17 hotfixes later. You may also Ctrf+F his name on previous patch notes to see how little they have updated and addressed for him in regards to the mentioned problems.

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the most handsome man in all of faerun. in case you were wondering

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the big fight at the end of last nights session, but it’s the fact that literally nobody else at the table took a single hit / lost no health, and nazareth lost an accumulated 110% of his health (thank you, cleric opal, for healing him before the death saving throws would’ve been rolled in)

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happy valentines day to arrai and astarion :)

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some of us: hey, you know, it’s kind of fucked up how characters like astarion will never get properly reprimanded for their racism, and it’s like. super weird that racism is just a casual fact in the game that nobody ever does anything about. like. racism in general is a big issue with baldur’s gate, both in game and in fandom, and —

The Stans: ummmm actually there’s this one scene in act 14 where tav can gently slap astarion on the wrist for calling someone a slur :/ so :/ yeah :/

some of us:

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i understand a lot of people being shocked about wyll ‘complaining’ about his horns, and there are even some people who outright call him racist for his lamenting (after helping the tiefling’s / while speaking to a tiefling tav / having karlach in your camp, no less), but like. and this isn’t a jab at anyone because it is a widely perceived interpretation that he’s calling his horns ugly and therefor thinks lesser of all tieflings. he’s not talking about tiefling horns. it is specifically noted that mizora gave him devil features, a comment that goes over a lot of peoples heads and i’ve not yet seen really click for anyone (again, not a jab, because it’s easy to interpret everything the way it’s been interpreted because of phrasing).

you remember the blood war? the thing that caused so many tiefling causalities and forced the tieflings out of avernus? the war heavily featuring devils? wyll’s horns are atypical for a tiefling, but are a style that are recognizable as a devils. mizora specifically gave him devil horns.

wyll doesn’t think tiefling features are disgusting. he doesn’t look down on them. him grieving what has happened to his body isn’t him saying tieflings are gross and weird and bad and hideous. he’s upset because he’s been marked in such a way that displays him as an oppressor, an aggressor, a figure of trauma and pain for the very people he’s worked so hard to protect. it’s also why he gets distressed and offended if you compliment his horns, because they are such a heavy symbol of pain and torment (to himself, to tieflings, to so many others) and he cannot possibly understand the idea that there might still be any beauty in him. also, you know. he’s allowed to be upset at the fact that his soul and his body were forced through all the layers of the hell within seconds — he’s allowed to come out of that canonically agonizing and horrific experience traumatized and scared and angry, because, you know, he mentally and physically and emotionally endured all the torments of hell when he was changed.

and, just. it is a little funny /s. the fact that other characters can be so blatant in their very legitimate racism towards others, and the fandom totally looks the other way or makes a joke out of it, but when wyll laments about becoming a devil — not a tiefling, a devil — suddenly he’s the worst person ever and everyone feels weird about him. and again, i understand that it was an easy to miss distinction, but, like … (gestures). anyway.

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i wish pussy were deepthroatable

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Hello writer at Larian its me jigsaw. In front of you is a pen and a writing pad. You will write a revised set of endings for wyll, add more scenes and unique interactions, and write more origin specific lines that trigger when you play as Wyll. If you cannot do this within four hours- roughly the disparity in scenes between Astarion and Wyll- I will latch this ravenous leech directly onto your eyeball. Not such a big fan of bloodsuckers now, are you?

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🐚 seashells pngs!!

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