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HI!! ART COMMISSIONS

im trying to save up for a decent digital sketchpad, or something like that, so i decided to open up commissions! please take time to read this and contact if you’re interested.

{ zzz4ain3 on disc, snakeyarttt on ig }

timeframes!

1hr to a day depending on difficulty! if it takes any longer ill lyk! also, if there are due dates, be very patient.

payment!

CASHAPP ONLY.

$1.50 for a bust drawing! $2 for upper body! $2.50 for a full body!!! costs additional 50¢ for complex characters or custom poses. im not very experienced with dynamic poses, though, so i do apologize.

what i will NOT draw!

gore, NSFW, anything like that is off limits because i’m a minor! if you request a fursona, do not expect good quality. i’m not experienced in furry art, but i will try! i’ll draw anything else, though!

you!

please provide pictures of the character (atleast two, if you can) so i can have the best accuracy. reference sheets are preferred, but i wont mind if you don’t have one!

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Please stop trigger tagging with #epilepsy tw/cw/warning/etc.

I need every single person to understand how horrible tumblr’s tagging system is

I go into the tag for epilepsy and its all flashing lights. We can’t use our own tag because people without epilepsy fill it up with improper warnings.

Use ‘flashing’ in place of ‘epilepsy’ in your tags. You aren’t warning people of epileptics, you’re warning us of flashing lights. Please please tag properly. Epileptics say this endlessly and constantly and it’s ignored. You are risking lives by doing this.

Here’s proof of what I mean:

THIS POST IS 100% OKAY TO REBLOG, I ENCOURAGE PEOPLE WITHOUT EPILEPSY TO ESPECIALLY DO SO!

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Hello please reblog this if you're okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

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I love Clowns!

I love Clowns I love Clowns I love Clowns I love Clowns I LOVE CLOWNS!!!

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Can I purchase a clown breed off of Amazon, or do they have unethical breeders?

Never buy a clown off of Amazon. They're unethical breeders, and they generally aren't healthy clowns that come from them.

Adopt don't shop.

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What’s the average lifespan of a clown? How quickly do they mature?

Also I still haven’t gotten my new clown girl yet >:(( I’ve been waiting patiently lol

Hello! Thank you for the question, clowns lifespans vary drastically from breed to breed and their rate of maturity is still under some debate from professionals, but regarding teacup-circus breeds I can offer my knowledge.

Teacups are often assumed to be short term commitments, much like how people see hamsters compared to dogs, but this is false. Teacups don’t typically live quite as long as larger breeds of clown, (scare-clowns, jesters, ect, are known to commonly age into their late 110’s) but they can easily live as long as a human, their average life-span is around 75-85. It’s not certain exactly why this is, there are a multitude of reasons, but even though teacups don’t typically live quite as long as larger breeds, they are still lifelong commitments and most importantly lifelong friends.

As for how teacups mature, it can depend a lot on what their crossed with, so general statements are not hard and fast rules, rather a rough estimate for the majority of teacups. They are typically considered chucklets (clownlets, chuckles, baby clowns, all common names) for the first 1-2 years of their life. This stage is where the most rapid development takes place.

After that they enter the juvenile stage and continue slowly mature until they reach adulthood. Some teacups grow slightly in size during the juvenile stage, some stay the size they reached during their chucklet-hood. That’s one difference between teacups and other breeds, their juvenile stage doesn’t contain major physical development, teacups spend their juvenile stage developing their brains and immune systems. Porcelain teacups develop a hardened shell when they’re chucklets and slowly build up more and more layers over the course of their juvenile stage. This is why younger porcelains heal better than older porcelains.

Once they’ve been through their juvenile stage they reach adulthood and are full-fledged clowns. Like humans, their development doesn’t necessarily come to a complete halt, but all their major changes have been completed and they’ve developed a core personality. Just like us, they will still learn and grow through the course of their whole lives, simply less in the sense of physical growth and more in the sense of personal growth.

During their later years, 50-70, they begin to slow down and become elder clowns. Sometimes they develop respiratory problems and joint issues, which can be managed easily with the help of a vet. Towards the very end of their lives, many experience certain pains because of age-related conditions and require medication. Some people tend to be scared of medicating their teacups because teacups are so small and seem as though their systems might be overwhelmed by medication, but keeping an elderly clown from pain management is needlessly cruel and with the help of a vet teacups will be able to enjoy their last years without trouble.

I won’t go into huge detail about end-of life care for a teacup because that’s a whole other topic that I could write on and on about, but it’s a process determined by you and your clown together.

So that’s the teacup life, roughly outlined, they are incredible creatures and surprisingly not as different to humans as one might think, in terms of lifespan and maturity. I’m so looking forward to when you get your newest clown, she really seems like something special, and tysm for the asks <33333 good wishes to all your little guys and best of luck with your new clown!!

Happy clowning :o)

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you join clownblr because “haha what a fun silly idea, and people are making great art about it!” and several months later you have three beautiful clown children

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hey clownblr, I have a quick question! I'm considering adopting this pierrot I saw at the clown shelter, and want to know if pierrots are a good beginner breed? I tried looking for information but could only find stuff for sad and party clowns.

i appreciate any help <3

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Hey tumblr maybe instead of flagging queer people’s posts you could take down ai art of celebrities nudes which they did not consent to, from the TRENDING page.