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Honestly I’ve become really enamored with grackles lately I think they are so cute

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Honestly I’ve become really enamored with grackles lately I think they are so cute

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This is all happening to me because I let that dying roach be attacked by those ants. When is it my turn to not get karmic punishment

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So why is there an ants dragging half a dead lizard into my apartment

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Do other malls have a rich side and a poor side or just the one I worked at in high school

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you have to roleplay your url every time you open tumblr how screwed are you

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There are so many crumbs in my car too this thing is going to survive forever fuck my life

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I almost caught it too fuck

>driving on the highway

>feel something on my arm

>look down

>roach

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>driving on the highway

>feel something on my arm

>look down

>roach

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“If need be” is a crazy phrase. I feel like a 13th century england wench

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i think at a certain point damian is just making shit up when he talks about his childhood just to cause a reaction like he'll say "i've trained with swords before i even learned how to walk" and it will be true but he'll see your awed reaction and go "....and every week they would declare a free for all and order every league soldier to attempt to kill me. they called it slice the baby saturday" and he would just be lying out of his ass

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The Black Dog (1987)

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don’t you just hate it when 🚙

um. sorry wait a minute [grabs mic]

can the owner of the blue honda civic move their car please. it’s blocking my post.

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what if your doppelganger loved being you more than you ever loved being yourself. they're better at being you and everyone loves them and it feels almost selfish to want your life back. i want clone horror but the horror is that the thing trying to replace you is also the person you always wanted to be.

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My macbook I bought with my graduation money in 2018 is on its last legs I have to punch it to get it to turn on

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Sexualize it

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god it's so fun to like a musical group an unreasonable amount. i wish this type of joy on all people