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h hi heh 😄😄 made cookies do you want some!??? this si my first time in the kitchen after a WHILE!!!!

— 🥟 (can i use this heh…also i i have no idea if you’re MDNI or not i i couldve seorn i saw it somewhere but if you are you can always ignore this and i’ll return to the rock i came from 😼😼)

Those are... Lovely.

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*nods slowly then walks away, continuing earlier activities (scaring people with weird vocal stimming and very lengthy pacing)* -👾

*Leggy slowly nods, a little worried. It does NOT clock him that 👾 is probably autistic or something.*

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*appears in Leggy’s doorway, still clicking. says nothing and stares for a moment.* -👾

Y... Y'good there, kiddo?

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(I keep discarding this ask in fear that I'm being a bother. Just gonna send it and go hide until my anxiety calms down.

I'd like to express my apologies for my dumbassery in my last ask. It didn't click with me until after I'd sent it. -Phantom/Barrage's puppeteer.)

(Barrage's Mod you're so okay! Don't worry I just had work :) the ask was ADORABLE!)

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*In response to the tea delivery, a tupperware bowl appears on Leggy's desk- as well as the mason jar that had been used, washed and now filled with a small array of colorful pebbles and stray marbles, and a note.*

*Inside the tupperware appears to be a concoction of some sorts, a base of white rice with what looks to be smoked sausage chunks, sliced bell peppers and diced tomatoes incorporated throughout.*

"Doesn't have much a name outside of SPR (Sausage, peppers & rice). Seemed a fair trade for whatever the mess hall's got tonight.

The pebbles & marbles were just ones I found on my crisis walk earlier. -B."

*The handwriting seems to loosely match Barrage's.*

*Leggy sends a selfie of him with the tupperware. It's got a text attached, all it says is "You're a good kid."*

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A few crudely colored coloring pages are shoved under leggys door. Then a crushed lollipop

Mr.Leggy’s drawig

- the team tinys ^-^

(SFW age regression feel free to ignore if not comfortable)

Oh that's incredible. Goin' right on the wall.

[b1gm0n3yb1gg3rc4n3]

Queer, transmasc, DID system, autistic, anarchist, and pro-gaza (and Jewish, we exist <3 )

Just a reminder that the person behind the blog is pro-gaza, anti-government, genderqueer, and autistic! ☺️

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"👍" *is all Barrage receives. But in truth? Leggy might as well print out and frame the word Pops now.*

*A mason jar of a dark brown liquid appears on your desk.*

*On top is a note, it reads. "Thought you'd like something to drink. Genuine Georgian sweet tea I brewed this morning. -- S."*

*It's very clearly Leggy's messy handwriting.*

*Barrage stares wearily at the jar- trying to figure out just who left it.*

*It takes a few tries to roll the itch of familiarity around in his head before he finally recognizes Leggy's handwriting and cracks a smile beneath the balaclava.*

*Leggy receives a text a few minutes later- a picture of the opened mason jar sat next to Barrage's sunglasses, outside in a shaded grassy patch.*

*A proper message follows the picture. "Thanks Pops."*

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Do I need to get you anythin'? Do you need company?

Mild violent wordage warning ahead!

Anybody wanna do me a solid an' come just crush my ribcage in?

Feels like my skins crawling and I can't breathe properly, 'm about to lose my ever loving mind.

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Hey- woah, kid. What the fuck happened, now? You good?

Mild violent wordage warning ahead!

Anybody wanna do me a solid an' come just crush my ribcage in?

Feels like my skins crawling and I can't breathe properly, 'm about to lose my ever loving mind.

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I ain't afraid of that. They can try me.

Shame. I think that little Commander is gorgeous as hell 😮‍💨 sorry Lt don't throw me somewhere 🫡

...GRAVES?

@b1gm0n3yb1gg3rc4n3 you've got competition

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Relatable.

guys. @soapmactavish-blog

he is very very gay guys

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*Barrage ducks into Leggy's office long enough to slip the twenty Phoenix had left him into the impromptu honeymoon fund envelope still sitting on Leggy's desk, after which he takes a minute to just stand and enjoy the quiet before returning to whatever it was he'd been doing prior to his visit.*

*When Leggy comes in and sees this he scoffs a little, going and putting it into his desk.*

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*stalks through the hallways vocalizing like a clicker from the last of us, staring back at anyone who stares until they run away* -👾

What the hell, kiddo?

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NOOO DON'T TURN ME INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE! /ref

Uhhhh

OKAY THE FIRST ONE IS FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S INTROJECTED INTO MY SYSTEM AND THE SECOND ONE IS JUST MEANT TO BE KIERAN BUT YKNOW I DON'T HAVE A PHOTO

anyways!!! @jeanzoriley-cod @ask-phillip-graves @ask-soapmactavish

Not sure how far this will go, but I wanna do this.

Using this picrew, make yourself and then give two characters from two different fandoms that you kin or vibe with. Here's mine:

Edgeworth and Peter Parker, my beloveds. <3

Now, time to start the tag chain. :3

@soweli-mosiwa @askthemactav @ask-sgtcrow @rudyparra-asks @filing-cabinet-shadow

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*After tracking down everyone else to deliver their food, Barrage stops into Leggy's office with a small McDonald's bag and a large shamrock shake. He pulls a napkin from the bag and folds it up to use as a makeshift coaster for the shake, which gets set on Leggy's desk out of the way of any important documents- next to it the bag with a large fry inside, per his request.*

*Leggy has an envelope that says "BARRAGE'S MONEY BACK". Inside is all the money Leggy personally owes him.*

[b1gm0n3yb1gg3rc4n3]

????

He already has a boyfriend. I'll make him my husband if I have to.

Maybe you should also make a Google forms wife application as a konig ask blog did (I would sign up)

I'll consider it Darlin', but it just sounds like more paperwork to me