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[b1gm0n3yb1gg3rc4n3]

Hello! V here, I won't be online for a few days because it's my girlfriends birthday soon! Our anniversary is today, so we're celebrating. Thanks so much! See you guys on the 15th.

[b1gm0n3yb1gg3rc4n3]

If they had a male equivalent of the term I'd used it but they don't so I gotta say instead "I'm gonna wife him up" 🙏🙏

Google how do you find your partner's ring size out without telling them

[b1gm0n3yb1gg3rc4n3]

am always obsessed when someone says to a character “call off your dog” about another character.

[b1gm0n3yb1gg3rc4n3]

I've named the Base's cats.

[b1gm0n3yb1gg3rc4n3]

Oh that's an awful name

Your base's old cat had two kittens. They're all in my lap right now.

0 for 141, 1 for Shadows, huh Big Guy?

-- @b1gm0n3yb1gg3rc4n3

might just steal yer bases cat in return. i want one of the kittens as well.

[b1gm0n3yb1gg3rc4n3]

Uuughhh. Fine you get Dark. Come over to collect, organise it with Phillip.

Your base's old cat had two kittens. They're all in my lap right now.

0 for 141, 1 for Shadows, huh Big Guy?

-- @b1gm0n3yb1gg3rc4n3

might just steal yer bases cat in return. i want one of the kittens as well.

[b1gm0n3yb1gg3rc4n3]

Ugh fine. You want Dark or Noir?

Your base's old cat had two kittens. They're all in my lap right now.

0 for 141, 1 for Shadows, huh Big Guy?

-- @b1gm0n3yb1gg3rc4n3

might just steal yer bases cat in return. i want one of the kittens as well.

[b1gm0n3yb1gg3rc4n3]

They like me more. Sorry. Not sorry. Maybe you'll get to see them eventually.

Your base's old cat had two kittens. They're all in my lap right now.

0 for 141, 1 for Shadows, huh Big Guy?

-- @b1gm0n3yb1gg3rc4n3

might just steal yer bases cat in return. i want one of the kittens as well.

[b1gm0n3yb1gg3rc4n3]

Then the song is accurate! Phillip just needs to get to stage 2 (stares at @ask-phillip-graves )

In any case, Sigourney Weaver is 75 and still universally hot, you can be a self-proclaimed old man and handsome

-🏴‍☠️

I'm not handsome, pirate flag anon.

[b1gm0n3yb1gg3rc4n3]

My father turns 51 next week and blasts fart noises from the speakers of his work truck

I don’t think kindergarten songs become intelligible after kindergarten, especially if they are called for. Or have you not kissed the commander?

-🏴‍☠️

I've done far more than kiss him. I've been sleeping with him for a WHILE, maybe a year? It's none of your business.

[b1gm0n3yb1gg3rc4n3]

Hiiii I'm new to this thing but if I were to ask u where u would wanna bite me, where would it be? (😭 Im embarrassed but Ur so cute omg)

Uhmm???? Forearm. I'm very involved?

And I'm not cute, I'm an old man.

[b1gm0n3yb1gg3rc4n3]

what do you enjoy doing when you dont do finances? ((Or Graves))

The Phillip comment is uncalled for but accurate. I enjoy reading some, I watch 'Bones' and 'NCIS' and a few other random shows like that.

[b1gm0n3yb1gg3rc4n3]

No ma'am it isn't

well, hi gorgeous.

– kits.

- @callsign-kits

I'm not gorgeous. Who told you that? I'm an ex-Master Sergeant of the Marines with atrophies in my legs from torture. Not gorgeous.

[b1gm0n3yb1gg3rc4n3]

I'm 50 years old. I'm past my prime, hon'. It's quite alright, though. I accept it.

well, hi gorgeous.

– kits.

- @callsign-kits

I'm not gorgeous. Who told you that? I'm an ex-Master Sergeant of the Marines with atrophies in my legs from torture. Not gorgeous.

[b1gm0n3yb1gg3rc4n3]

...All over my body. Like all kinds of ones. Like everywhere. You pull off your scars, I'm past my prime.

well, hi gorgeous.

– kits.

- @callsign-kits

I'm not gorgeous. Who told you that? I'm an ex-Master Sergeant of the Marines with atrophies in my legs from torture. Not gorgeous.

[b1gm0n3yb1gg3rc4n3]

...I have torture scars, and a golden tooth?

I only have Phillip because he thinks I'm funny. He's the attractive one in our relationship.

well, hi gorgeous.

– kits.

- @callsign-kits

I'm not gorgeous. Who told you that? I'm an ex-Master Sergeant of the Marines with atrophies in my legs from torture. Not gorgeous.

[b1gm0n3yb1gg3rc4n3]

I'm an old man who hasn't shaved in five days, with a boyfriend 7 years younger than me. I ain't gorgeous.

well, hi gorgeous.

– kits.

- @callsign-kits

I'm not gorgeous. Who told you that? I'm an ex-Master Sergeant of the Marines with atrophies in my legs from torture. Not gorgeous.