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trifoliate-undergrowth · 4 years ago

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Pacific Rim 3

I outline the plot of Pacific Rim 3 as experienced by me in a waking fever dream before and during today's 4am shift as a way to distract myself from real life stress with imaginary stress, written in breaks during work and in the parking lot before driving home because I'm going back to sleep when I get there and I want to preserve this fever dream first before I lose the details of it,

Ok I've been here for 3 hours and I don't know how to do a read more link on mobile I'm sorry you're getting this as is whether you want it or not I need to sleep goodbye

Dr. Gottlieb and Liwen are working on building their own portal to the Precursors to beat them up once and for all

Jake is seen giving an inspiring speech to a new wave of cadets who've been training with the old ones, now fully realized Jaeger pilots. Amara is everyone's favorite instructor.

Jake is very imposing and military and inspiring. Jake is everything the kids need him to be. Jake slips away from the party early and tears off his uniform before disappearing down a side street in his civilian clothes

Nate has the visible emotional human reaction of milk curdling and goes after him

Dr. Gottlieb and Liwen Shao are talking to someone about how they're making progress on the rift but they need help. Someone in particular who knows about alien tech. He's coming in on the next flight, actually. The person they're explaining this to gives a disbelieving "no..."

NEWTON

Wakes up in his house in the middle of fuckass nowhere. Somewhere away from technology he could theoretically use For Evil, or people he could theoretically hurt. This is, however, a self-imposed isolation, as he seems to have been granted his freedom, conditionally.

We see his morning routine, featuring normal stuff like making coffee, panic attack in the shower ft. indistinct memories of the Precursors, taking a massive dose of PPDC-granted experimental medication, starting the car, another indistinct alien trauma flashback, listening to the radio on the way to the airport where people appear to recognize him and he low-key has a panic attack because oh God everyone knows what I did

Jake leaves the bar and runs into Nate, who gives him the old Argh Argh Responsibility And Pride talk and Jake is like yeah man I know shut up

They have a fistfight in the rain and the neon lights in the alley outside the bar

No one properly wins because they've drifted so many times and they can predict each other's attacks but they both land a few and take a few, Jake gets hit a bit more because he's drunk

They both end up just sitting in the rain feeling sorry for themselves

Nate: Jules proposed to her girlfriend.

Jake: I know

Nate: they're getting married.

Jake: yeah that usually happens when someone proposes

So Jules wasn't going to end up with either of them and they're both sad about it. Nate suddenly suggests they go back in the bar. He'll buy Jake a drink to make up for beating him up. Jake is like ok sure but the drink's gonna be soda because I was LEAVING the bar because I was ALREADY drunk

They share a Soda Of Angst at the bar and talk about how they're gonna die alone. Jake says "at least we've got each other" and it's impossible to tell if he's joking. Nate is like "you know what this place isn't that bad we should come back sometime."

Newton reaches the lab. He is terrified of Liwen and awkward around Hermann. He instinctively calls Liwen "boss" and she reminds him matter-of-factly that they're working as equals now, "since you ruined my life's work."

Hermann asks how the medication is working and Newton indicates that it works fine but he still gets anxiety about it not being enough. Hermann promises him it's been proven effective, thus why the PPDC let him out of his crimes against humanity iron cell of shame. It's revealed that what they're giving him is a stronger dose of a medication originally developed for burned-out Jaeger pilots with unmanageable symptoms, and that it blocks out memories related to the drift--and since this is how the Precursors were reaching him, this works to block out their influence. The cost is that Newton doesn't remember much of anything past building his own neural bridge. He knows it happened but the details won't load. He's constantly worrying that it's not enough, that the Precursors will come back, and is taking a dangerously high dose that gives him constant hand tremors and worse insomnia than usual.

The first time he and Hermann are left alone they have an uncomfortable attempt at talking which gradually turns into an argument about nothing in particular. Newt keeps calling him Hermann but it sounds Wrong and Hermann hasn't been allowing people to just use his first name here and he finally snaps at Newton to stop it and he's like "oh my God I can't call you your NAME? what the hell am I supposed to call you??"

Newt says something angsty and Hermann says something like 'yes well the nicest thing that ever happened to me was drifting with a dead and decaying piece of kaiju viscera' and he says it sardonically but he's serious

Newt doesn't remember any context for the time they drifted.

Newt assumes he's being maliciously sarcastic and starts SCREAMING at him

Hermann just looks at him in shock at first then just lets him go for a little while

Eventually shutting his mouth by jabbing him under the chin with his cane and saying, very quietly and coldly, "get out of my lab"

Newton gets out of the lab

Newton runs into Nate and Jake at The Angst Bar and they recognize him but he has no idea who they are but he's willing to just roll with it at this point and asks them if they know Hermann well enough to give him advice

"like that was sarcasm right? I'm pretty sure he was making fun of me but now I'm less sure idk"

Nate's: no he's immune to sarcasm

Jake: yeah it's kinda funny

Nate: *the gaze*

Jake: I mean, nothing wrong with that, but yeah if he was being sarcastic that'd be first time it's happened as far as I can tell

Newt: are. Are you telling me. That someone actually. For some reason. Offered me a sincere compliment. And. I yelled at him

Jake: that's your call, I mean, you know him better than us, right? You guys were friends right?

Newton, who doesn't remember any of these people:

Nate: I mean I wasn't there, only way to tell is to go back and ask him

Newt: aaaaaaa

Newton goes back and Liwen is like "hey I've got no idea what's going on here but can you weirdos just act normal for two seconds so we can get some work done" and Hermann and Newt both just kinda. Laser focus on rift stuff

Remember the guy with the "no why would you involve Newton"reaction? No because he's but important and has no name or real identity? Yeah ok every Pacific Rim movie needs one Designated Douchebag to cause Interpersonal Drama and this guy is it. I'll call him DD for short

DD shows up and is like oh my God you actually turned Newton loose in the lab?? Why would you do this we're all going to die

Everyone just ignores him

Designated Douchebag has the self-importance of a high elf and the confidence of a fucking walnut and doesn't like being ignored

And starts talking directly to Newton, which really freaks Newton out but he continues pretending to ignore him

DD: so you're safe now? Not going to start speaking alien gibberish?

Newton: don't plan on it

Hermann, without turning around: DD you may not like to hear this but it was never your business who we brought in to assist, we don't need your permission, and complaining about Newton now that he's already here is certainly not going to do any good.

DD: alright fine but you'd better keep a close eye on him.

DD: anyways Newton tell your girlfriend I said hi

Newton, blank: who?

DD: you know, Alice?

Newton's face registers several emotions as he grapples with a name from the buried memories-confusion, disgust, terror-mostly shock

There is an abrupt cut

Liwen, thinking her two colleagues were acclimated to each other enough to allow her to leave the room and get tea without disaster, is walking back down the hallway talking with a lab tech when they hear the sound of something breaking

A moment later the doors to the lab are flung open and DD is forcibly ejected, collapsing on the floor in front of them. Dr. Gottlieb exits the lab behind him, holding his cane like a cricket bat. There is a muffled sound of Newton yelling OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING

Liwen backs out of range of cane damage and sips her tea, mildly intrigued. The lab tech starts to run for help and nearly crashes into Nate and Jake, who came running to see what the yelling was about.

Nate: what is--

Dr. Gottlieb, panting with restrained bloodlust: HELLO SIRS GOOD TO SEE YOU I BELIEVE THERE'S BEEN A SECURITY BREACH BECAUSE THIS FELLOW HAS JUST BEEN CASUALLY CHATTING ABOUT RESTRICTED CLASS-J49 INFORMATION PLEASE LOCK HIM UP

DD: it's COMMON KNOWLEDGE and he ATTACKED me

Dr. Gottlieb: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID SIR!! *He takes a handkerchief out of his pocket and wipes some blood off the handle of his cane*

Nate: WHAT is happening

Newton: *trying to have a quiet hysterical laughter meltdown in the lab before anyone remembers he's there*

Anyways next plot point. An alien shows up

Not a Precursor! A nice alien

Listen if PR:U gets to pull all that bullshit with Mt Fuji I'm allowed to add aliens okay

Hermann should have a nice non-genocidal alien friend I think he deserves it

Anyways the alien is clearly a different species than the Precursors (or Kaiju) and seems friendly but they can't communicate with it, the linguistics team is working on it but it's going to take A Lot of Work

Hermann goes "hm I've got a quicker and more accurate option"and wheels out the drift interface

This alien's mind doesn't link well with human minds but Hermann is a pro and powers through

He gets seasick and throws up and finally comes out shaky with a bloody nose and eye but he's managed to communicate!

The alien is a diplomat from another world the Precursors attempted to colonize, they survived because the Precursors underestimated the humans' resilience and spread themselves too thin, trying to invade earth and the alien homeworld at the same time and then getting distracted dealing with the humans, which left the aliens time to prepare their defense

They're here to help with the war effort, they don't have a lot that's relevant to current human scientific understanding but they can help fill in some of the gaps in the human's knowledge about rifts

They're making progress! Yay!

Things are getting serious, training montage Jake and Nate and the new pilots getting ready to kick ass

Newton finally brings himself to apologize to Hermann and explain he was confused but the net progress here is still zero because then they immediately have ANOTHER argument

Hermann has started writing his notes in the alien's language, he wants to make sure he can remember it well enough to help the linguistics team, and it's also beautifully precise and he just loves it and loves that he's able to write it, come on who wouldn't be proud of being the first contact human

Newton sees a bunch of notes of Alien Gibberish (to him) and gets Bad Vibes

Newton doesn't think they can trust the alien, Hermann does but his proof is mainly "I can tell because I drifted with them" and Newton 1. Doesn't remember what that's like and 2. DOES remember that the last time he thought it was a good idea to drift with an alien he ended up nearly killing literally everyone on earth

They yell at each other some more

At some point Hermann tries to deescalate and asks why they can't be friends again and Newton, still yelling, says "people keep acting like we're friends and I don't remember it! As far as I'm concerned this is all we ever had! I barely remember you at all and what I do remember is that we hated each other!"

Hermann: ....I never hated you. .. alright, colleagues, then? We've got a rift to build

Newton, still hyperventilating slightly: ok ok yeah sure yeah

Interlude: Jules gets married!

She asks Hermann to walk her down the aisle (where she meets her wife, who walked down the opposite aisle to meet in the middle)

Newton, protesting "I don't know I don't feel like I should be here," is physically dragged into the venue by Liwen, who is telling him that this is a diplomatic event it's his duty to be at.

She drags him over to Hermann and settles between them, soaking in the chaotic gay science panic vibes

She seems to be enjoying herself

Jules sees Hermann in the audience and an evil gleam comes into her eye

She has a strong arm

She hurls her bouquet directly at his face

Hermann ducks, panic granting him lightning quick reflexes

The bouquet, travelling at about Mach 5, zooms past him and hits Jake Pentecost squarely in the nose

He inhales several petals of baby's breath and gets slapped in the eyelid by a vine and goes into a dramatic coughing fit. Nate pounds him on the back.

Alien, speaking through a translating device they've got set up (it isn't perfect but it works on a basic level mostly): is it bad luck to touch the flowers?

Hermann, still slightly panicked from the near miss: no it's ahh, there's this silly tradition that whoever catches the bouquet is likely to get married next, and ah, as you see there, sometimes a bride with a sense of humor will, err, intentionally aim it at someone who, uh, didn't necessarily want it?

Alien: I think I understand. My sibling often tells me to go the southern hills of ^°^=^^°^°^^°°= to find a mate, though I have told them many times that I have no such desire.

Nate and Jake are like "ok neither of us have a date I guess we're drinking our sorrows away together at the reception" and do that

And maybe make out a little bit

Neither of them is ready to deal with Feelings so they both just blame it on the alcohol and try not to think about it too hard

Newton, venting @ someone, explains that there's an empty space in his memory where he knows that that something about Hermann is supposed to go and it doesn't feel like the other, worse memories he's blocked out, it feels like he lost something precious, but he has no idea what that is

Hermann tells Newton he's been working on a device that might block out the Precursors' influence without affecting his memory, so he can use all of his knowledge. And so he isn't constantly so confused about who he does and doesn't know but he doesn't say that part

It connects to his skin a bit like a drift interface

Newton is terrified but enthusiastic about maybe being Less Confused All the Time

The fact that he is guarded by a full security detail to make sure he doesn't Become Evil Again the whole time he's going off his meds really doesn't help the stress much

Memories start coming back but they're confused and jumbled and at first he's not much better off

The Precursor nightmares are about what he expected but he keeps hearing Hermann's voice in there too and he's not sure why and he can't remember when he heard it like that

Meanwhile Hermann keeps needing to drift with the alien to clarify important details about the rift that they don't know how to translate into human terms, but it fucks him up a little bit more each time he does it until the last time he passes out for like at hour and wakes up disoriented with a nosebleed that just won't stop and Jake orders him to stop drifting

He's ok with that because they've got the information they needed anyway!

IT'S TIME, THEY'RE SENDING THE JAEGERS INTO THE RIFT

Newton, despite his misgivings, reluctantly joins Liwen, dr. Gottlieb and the alien in command to supervise the mission, still wearing the device and getting random bursts of confused memory

Jake and Nate are piloting the Lady Avenger (did u know gypsy is a slur and they prefer to be called Romani) and go though first and start punching Precursors and their bodyguard Kaiju

Newton goes very still and just stares at Hermann for like a solid minute while he's trying to work, his expression shifting to something new

Hermann, softly: what?

Newton, smiling: I remember you.

Hermann, furiously trying to interpret alien data: is this really the best time??

It's a close fight across the rift, the Precursors are on their home turf and the Jaegers are not, fighting in a bizarre low-gravity environment that doesn't really have floors

Their base is set up differently than expected and Hermann decides he needs to check something with the alien. By drifting with them. He's still bleeding uncontrollably after the last stunt that got him banned but he's determined to do it because It's Necessary

Newton takes the headset from him and puts it on instead

It feels Bad

But then he sees another planet, beautiful, so different from his own yet so similar. He sees aliens attacked by monsters from the deep, responding more or less how the humans had, moving inland, building useless walls, building their own monsters for defense. He sees the alien diplomat losing friends and family.

He sees the journey to earth, and drifting with Hermann. He sees the alien's memories of Hermann, and Hermann's memories in the drift. He sees how Hermann remembers him. What he forgot. What the Precursors had blinded him to.

He doesn't have time to think about it because he's feverishly trying to translate the knowledge he's receiving into data that works with their human technology so they can help the Jaegers and there's blood dripping from his face onto the controls but it's there, in the back of his mind, he knows now. Hermann missed him.

The Lady Avenger is hit and Jake is knocked unconscious. They begin to drift downwards as Nate, unable to move the Jaeger alone, yells at Jake with no response

Newton disconnects from the drift, nearly blacks out, and has to sit down for a minute. When he comes back around he sees the Jaegers are in trouble--none completely disabled yet, but they need more help

Newton has an idea

Newton: ok I'm gonna do something stupid. *To his security detail* listen I need you to aim your guns at me and shoot if you think I'm out of control

Liwen, with zero hesitation, reacting quicker than anyone else in the room, pulls out a gun and sticks it right in his face

Newton: see, yeah, that's what I was saying, like that. Thanks boss, glad someone here's got guts.

Liwen: not your boss

Newton: I kinda like saying it tho

Liwen: hm. I'll allow it.

Newton: ok. Hermann--uh

Hermann, hearing his name said right this time: it's ok

Newton: :) ok cool I'm going to deactivate the blocking device I need you to turn it back on as soon as I squeeze your hand, can you do that

Hermann: absolutely.

The Precursors are a hive mind. In battle, when pressed, they can force their thoughts outwards, confusing and scrambling the communications of other species while keeping in contact with each other. This is going well and normal until there's an unexpected distortion which resolves into Newton's voice

Yelling WHAT'S UP MOTHERFUCKERS I'M BACK

(epic Tom Morello riff)

Newton can't keep the connection open for more than a few seconds before they start to overwhelm him, Hermann pulls him back. It was enough to confuse the Precursors and give the jaegers an advantage.

During the delay, Jake wakes up. He's disoriented and in pain and so is Nate, still linked to him, but they can move again. They one-hit-k/o the Precursor that was creeping up on them, turn around, and realize they've drifted almost right into the reactor they've been looking for

So they blow it up

Hermann is still holding Newton's hand as everyone else celebrates. He looks at Newton for confirmation, who nods in relief.

"they're gone. Well, those ones are, anyway."

Humans start opening rifts across the galaxy to kick Precursor ass across multiple star systems

(epic Tom Morello riff intensifies)

Humans team up with multiple alien races previously menaced by the Precursors to take out their common enemy. Jaeger tech is combined with alien science, humans and aliens drifting

They figure out how to use a recording of Newton's Precursor-influenced brainwaves as a weapon to confuse them

So basically Newton makes a recording of himself screaming at the Precursors that's weaponized by teams across the galaxy and it's incredibly cathartic

Jake, in a hospital, is woken up by an infuriating snoring noise. Nate is sleeping in a chair by his bed. He's both annoyed and touched. Mostly the latter.

Hermann writes a book in what is now his third language, the alien script precise and beautiful

We see Newton and Hermann getting dressed together for an Important Event, they're both complaining about having to go but seem not to mind too much. Newton ties his tie too loose, like in the good old days. Hermann fixes it for him.

No one died

The free peoples of the galaxy took down the Precursors with no casualties and the power of screaming

#personal (ok to rb)#pacific rim #what to tag as #headcanons #fanfiction #sorta #humor #extended fever dream that wouldn't let me rest #EVERYONE'S GAY AND NO ONE DIED

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queer-naruto · 4 years ago

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So I’m not sure if I’m alone in this thought, but I am just about obsessed with the Naruto Shippuden openings. So I thought it could be fun to tell y’all what I love about them and which ones are my favorites! Feel free to add your own thoughts and opinions too! (this might be long but I have lots of thoughts that need to be excised from my head)

#1 First opening for the new show. It’s dramatic and the song is fun and upbeat, i love the shot of the Akatsuki because they’re always a fun time.

#2 Again great song. Bonus points for being the first opening to have my boy Sai in it. Angst is always fun between Sasuke and Naruto

#3 I know I know blue bird is overrated, but whatever its still a good song. I really like the shadows that are being cast across the characters when they’re standing in what looks like a bunch of alleyways. Love watching Asuma fight, especially when I know it isn’t during his death arc. Always get points from me when the Akatsuki is envolved.

#4 Love when all Konoha 12 are in the opening, love them all because they’re adorable and precious. The rotating scene of Hidan and Kakazu is one of my favorite things of all time tbh, points taken off though because I know they’re going to kill Asuma and that isn’t very sexy of them ngl.

#5 I quite enjoy the final valley because the statues of Madara and Hashirama are really cool and a nice touch. The drama of Tsunade looking longingly out the hokage building’s window with her hand on the glass kills me.

#6 Love this ones song, kind of moody but also gets me pumped later on. makes me a little sad because I think this opening is during Itachi’s death. Huge points and i mean huge for the toad summon, they’re possibly my all time favorite summons in the show, so much so that it made my love for toads grow and I’m getting a toad tattoo next month.

#7 Again the song is great. Pain arc always lots of fun. There’s a lot of really cool battle shots that i enjoy, love when they all kick ass and get their asses kicked. Also: Gamabunta, need I say more? He could be my favorite non human character, I actually wanted to know how many episodes he was in and that’s how I spoiled Jiraiya’s death for myself. I adore Mt. Myōboku, and my fave outfit of Naruto’s is toad sage.

#8 I like how all of the people who care for Naruto are keeping him from sinking, and then at the end it looks like Sasuke is sinking and Naruto is like “oh shit I have to save my boyfriend, everyone else hates him rn”.

#9 Great song. Love all the Kage’s except interim Hokage Danzo, fuck that guy forever.

#10 Very fun song! Love how Killer B’s dancing is like inconveniencing Yamato. The dancing is extremely funny to me, and they all look so cute. Sai, Sakura, and Naruto all do this like really cool triple hand sign together while they all hold onto each other and I can’t tell you how sad I am that it never happened outside of the opening.

#11 Another song that gets me pumped and makes me want to punch someone for some reason, in a fun way. Allied Shinobi Forces always fun. The mask Obito has on is prob my favorite of the ones he wears, love the orange but idk this one is great.

#12 This one is mostly sad gotta say, but I LOVE Kushina!!!! Fighting is cool.

#13 First opening with Madara, we love a murderous old brought back to life motherfucker, and I think hes hot. Very funny to me that Naruto just fucking headbutts Obito in the mask, seeing as though it proves quite hard to just scrape. big points for the Kurama and Naruto fist bump.

#14 I think this opening is my all time favorite, my header even comes from this one. The song is one my favorites too. My favorite part might be Obito phasing through a rock, and the red freeze framing of him, Gai, and Kakashi looking like they’ll kill you without a second thought. Please don’t ask me how I know Obito’s mask has the same expression because it just does.

#15 Good song. All the moon and sun pairings are nice, cool fighting as always. Love any reference to the tailed beasts, if you ask me they weren’t in the show nearly enough.

#16 Great references to growing up and coming of age, also its nostalgic in a way. Cool that Naruto and Sasuke are being cute together and working as team. love the song

#17 I forgot this one existed for a minute, but I do quite enjoy the sage of six paths. Also Gai fighting Madara will always be gold to me.

#18 THIS ONE!!!! SO FUCKING SAD!! I love it dearly don’t get me wrong, but this shit made me cry and I will never forgive it. Really good song too, might be my third favorite opening

#19 This song is maybe my favorite, Fourth favorite. Fighting all these clay or dirt or maybe its zetsus idk copies of all their friends is funny to me, imagine you’ve always wanted to sock Kiba or something and nows your chance lmao.

#20 Second favorite, makes me feel a lot of things. The war is over, they’re all a little older, living their lives together. This one also made me cry but for happier reasons. Veryyy good song. It’s the domesticity for me. I love the new vests way more than the old ones. Also the like future picture of Naruto wearing the Hokage cape has him with short hair? Was that character design Kishimoto’s? And they kept it for Boruto? (it’s still not too late to grow his hair out some)

#Naruto #Sorry this is so long #please forgive me

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noddytheornithopod · 4 years ago

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Holy shit my thoughts on Mind over Mutant got surprisingly complicated so uh here’s a massive discussion under the cut, lol.

Out of all the main post Naughty Dog games... this might be my favourite after all? It’s far from perfect, but I think I had the most satisfying experience overall.

To start, visually everything looks pretty good. Granted I’m using the PS2 version which has a few visual bugs because it was designed for Wii and X360 graphics more, but generally I like how it holds up? Shame 360 emulators aren’t a thing as of now, and I’m not buying some old console just for one game, lol. Speaking of PS2, there’s no Coco option because apparently her moves were too complex for the system, RIP.

To start... yes, fuck the backtracking. It’s perfectly reasonably why this pisses people off. For me, it’s mainly the transition between Wumpa Island and the Ratcicle Kingdom since you have to go through AND back twice, with little variation. Other paths at least have you only needing to retread once for the story or there’s a new extra path in it that unlocks. At least some of the enemies change up I guess? But honestly, I think what bugs me more is that it’s not exactly consistent in its implementation. Because for a while, yeah you’re going back and forth retreading old ground, but then you get the key for the Junkyard on Wumpa Island and you’re just teleported to the Junkyard gate. Same thing happens when you get the Uka Uka bones. And of course, there’s the teleporters to find said bones, which is kind of striking a middle ground. Basically... it’s kinda inconsistent. Tedious when it is, but when you suddenly start to get used to it, you’re given massive leaps lol.

There’s stuff from Titans that was changed that I don’t really understand why? For example, the block with Crash no longer has a dodge, and dodging is now purely responding to mutant attacks. I like the addition to help even out things between Crash and mutants, but why no dodge normally? There’s no board sliding anymore, nothing calls for it obviously so it may have been pointless but it is kinda funny. Also Crash’s glide is replaced with the spin drill, which of course has its uses, but I miss having that glide too (you could have both, maybe the drill is by holding square or even pressing triangle, IDK).

On the topic of Crash, I kinda feel like Crash’s gameplay is oddly sidelined? I think it’s because of the mutant storing. Even if there’s less combat, much of the platforming now uses the mutants, and because there’s only some sections where you have to be Crash, it means you end up being Crash rather sparingly unless you really want to stick to him. Like, mutant storing is a good idea and works with the kind of game, but compare to Titans where even if it was more combat focused, the fact you had to use Crash in more parts meant you end up playing as him more than this game, and thus it feels like he has more of a presence with his own move set.

The combat felt off at first, but I ended up realising it’s because I became used to the Titans system... to start, it’s less intense and slower paced. You’re rarely gonna be swarmed so you actually have a chance against enemies. There’s also the mutant mojo upgrades, which means your mutant actually grows stronger with each upgrade, making combat different each time.

I like how they use mojo... for the most part. I like that the mutants can now be upgraded, and Crash of course grows stronger. My one reservation is that the upgrades don’t feel that diverse? In Crash’s case it’s probably because he keeps most of his moves from Titans, but still, only strength and spin upgrades isn’t the most exciting. Same with the mutants, getting stronger and the occasional special attack boost is cool, but it’s not the most exciting. I guess I need to view it like a Ratchet and Clank situation, because that’s what this is more like... including the multiplier. Including a multiplier with your combo level to make mojo worth more helps a lot with upgrading.

Because mutant gameplay is now more diverse instead of just a few classes that do their job, it also comes across as more inconsistent? I like that there’s improvements like them being able to jump now and more attack variations eg from when you block or jump and hit attack, but I also find some of it a bit awkward. Like, many of these attack variations are cool, but the tutorials give fuck all clues to them, so it’s hard to figure everything out.

For example... seriously, it took me ages to figure out how to use the TK in combat. TK is a pretty fun mutant, but until you figure out how to shoot and combine attacks with their telekinesis, you’re gonna be stuck to slow heavy attacks and awkwardly throwing enemies around.

I also find the Rhinoroller awkward. Because of the new moveset compared to Titans, it’s on one hand less slow, but on the other, it can get pretty annoying to control.

Ratcicle feels kind of overdeveloped. They can freeze stuff AND surf on shallow water. I mean, it’s great, but it kinda makes the other mutants look less exciting, lol. But yeah, one of the best mutants in this game because they definitely thought of much.

There’s a few mutants that are fun to play as like Spike, Sludge, and Battler, but unless you go outside the main story, they don’t really feel like they have much of a presence. The introduction pacing feels off, basically.

Snipe and Stench are back as ranged mutants. Snipe suddenly gets an upgrade and is pretty fun to play. Stench I’m not so crazy about, like now their special attack isn’t ranged anymore so that kinda messes up the gameplay with them, and while the fire rate is improved from Titans, every now and then they do a reload animation which I assume was meant to add detail, but all it does is slow the gameplay down and make the rhythm of firing off.

Magmadon is around, and while they aren’t underused, I do think it’s a bit of a missed opportunity with this game’s increased platforming focus that it doesn’t have any fire/lava abilities. There’s only one place that’s too hot for other characters and thus making them necessary too. Like, imagine if you could use it to melt through ice or even metal, eg a door that must be melted down to progress. Sludge’s shrinking ability is only used like two or three times (and I think only one is mandatory), so I think there’s missed opportunities there too. The shapeshifting and extendable arms stuff could’ve made for some cool mechanics. Adding more platforming abilities for mutants might overcomplicate the game of course, but... still. Especially with Sludge, give them some more use, even for secrets and such. Speaking of secrets... Spike needing to use the special attack on that one spiky part on the way to Mt Grimly is pretty random, huh?

Scorporilla and Yuktopus serve their role as the massive powerhouses (and Scorporilla even gets a beefed up melee combo), though I must admit it’s odd Yuktopus is now demoted to a regular enemy/sub-boss class (seeing two in the minigames was surreal when I was young lol). And I mean, random changes in design and stuff is something I find odd in general. I mean, the returning mutants mostly have improved designs, but for others I’m not as sure on, eg Rhinoroller looking less rhino-y, and Sludge suddenly being a boar instead of an frog or chameleon or whatever it was in Titans. Guess some is NV mutations but whatever, lol.

On the topic of enemy design, one thing I miss from Titans is the colour and outfit variations. Maybe they had less time to do it and at least the single models they get look good, but still, it’s a shame. We do get the hero mutants, but the PS2 version fucks up their looks for some reason, lol (and for some reason their mojo upgrades separately from the standard of their species, which is weird, especially since it’s not counted in the game’s completion).

Grimlys are cool, probably my favourite mutant in the game. Kinda funny how they don’t have a block and instead a lock on function, but it makes sense given they’re meant to be used faster than other close range mutants. But yeah, time slowing is so cool it’s even back in Crash 4 with one of the new Quantum Masks. Really helps you rake up that combo count to get all that mojo too.

The minions are... interesting. They mostly do their job, but then suddenly you have Doom Monkeys and Znu that have these massive stun attacks that can get annoying if there’s a lot of them. Slap-Es can block but as long as you’re not Crash they’re as quick as any others. The Doom Monkeys are less annoying in speech too, thankfully.

I get a few audio bugs. Most annoying of which is being unable to hear enemy conversations. But sometimes I just got sound effects cut out for no reason. On the inverse... some of the mutants are very noisy and need to shut up. Aku Aku also sometimes adds commentary when unnecessary, making him feel a bit handholdy. Yes, I’m going to the damn roller village, be patient, dude.

Probably the thing to impress me most revisiting the game is actually the continuity and worldbuilding. I mean, to start, you have all the mutants becoming free and forming their own societies, only for the NVs to turn them into evil warriors again. Said societies are pretty interesting as well.

Wumpa Island is mostly the same (sans all the stranded Ratinicians gone wild lol), but then you have the Ratcicle Kingdom. A Kingdom formed mostly out of ice, and also near Cortex’s evil public school. Nothing like this was in Titans, so was there always a cold part of Wumpa Island, or did the concentration of Ratcicles allow them to make enough ice to form a cold climate and society despite this being tropical nearby? All the designers and stuff are cool, and some of the characters are quite peculiar (I love that one masochist Ratcicle lol).

Then there’s the Ice Prison and Evil School. IDK how the Ice Prison was made, but it seems like it’s Cortex’s doing since the Brat Girls run it AND Evil School (while also being students?). As one of those lore junkies that headcanons Wumpa Island is the second island from the original Crash games, this fits oddly well, because in Twinsanity Cortex suddenly has a massive floating Iceberg lab. Maybe Cortex also made the school and prison nearby, and the Ratcicles took their Wumpa Island residence and connected Cortex’s base. Yeah, I’m getting crazy with my speculation, but the game letting you fuel this is fun. Also cool how the Brat Girls leave Nina after she loses in Titans and end up as Cortex’s grunts, ironically.

The Wasteland seems new, and I assume it’s the evolution of the Lumberyard from Titans. We also have rhinoroller elders even if it’s only two years of existing lol.

The Junkyard is apparently born out of the remains of N Gin’s weapons factory (I heard somewhere the Weapons factory was apparently on N Sanity Island but IDK if that was ever confirmed, it makes more sense it was on Wumpa Island TBH but if it was imagine all that junk moved there lol, TBH Cortex Island could work for the weapons factory too, it would make things less cluttered and it’s possible there’s still unpolluted beaches but whatever). It’s a pretty cool setting, and the Doom Monkeys being in the remains of their old location but under new leadership (and somehow with rockets removed from their heads... maybe they were merely aesthetic? lol) is nice continuity. Judging from the concept art it also seems to be around that volcanic area in Titans, which makes sense given that had more machinery.

Mt Grimly is completely new. Surprisingly it’s not an evolution of the Uka tree (though there is one creepy tree place with the hero Grimly on Wumpa Island), and as a result it’s much harder to work into my 2nd island headcanon (I mean, at least that island always had a giant tree lol). Cool location, but unfortunately we don’t really learn much about its normal state compared to the other worlds, unless it’s permanently inhabited by evil dudes, lol. Also I still wonder what the heck the Znu and Grimlys are. Are the Znu supposed to be the same thing as Grimlies? Are the Grimlys NV transoformed Znu??? Who knows.

Even the changing enemies in revisiting locations relates to the story. For example, the sludges in the Junkyard will say how Slap-Es and Stenches have appeared from “the sky”. Besides random occasional appearances from different mutants in various locations, you also have the Znu and Doom Monkeys moving out of their home levels to the previous ones after you make it through said levels the first time. I’m very perplexed by the sudden increase of Battlers when you revisit evil school and the ice prison paths though... either they’re also favourites of Cortex, or the Brat Girls disappointed Cortex after he saw Crash break into school and Nina helped him and he... used NVs on them to make new Battlers. Other stuff like Snipes in the Wasteland because of the Snipe hero are clear enough, but this one is... interesting.

There are some inconsistencies that bug me though. For one, it feels like nobody acknowledges Cortex’s blog video. Aku Aku acts surprised that N Brio is back and working with Cortex, and later wonders how Brio gets dark mojo even though Cortex explicitly says he’s using Uka for that. IDK, I guess Aku Aku doesn’t like watching internet videos and expected Crash and Coco to do everything, lol (I mean, he doesn’t really acknowledge it after watching anyway). Also a bit confused on how evil school works... it’s implied the Brat Girls are the main students, especially when one NPC says it’s all girls, but the intro video includes all genders and shows non-Brat Girls so... something’s up (maybe the NPC misheard or the ad was lying and only had girls because EVIL). Also apparently there’s another evil school somewhere besides Madame Amberly’s (is it also public? how is it public, is there a government funding these evil schools? did Cortex declare some regime?).

The humour and cutscenes are mostly pretty fun and there’s many funny moments. There are a few jokes that are... questionable at best (Uka I know you’re evil, but you don’t need to be ableist), and some of it probably seems outdated, but I actually appreciate most of it. The 2D cutscenes in different styles simulating changing channels like you have an NV is cool and has some pretty fun jokes with them, though it does suck you don’t see some character models well if at all as a result. The whole satire of consumerism and the latest tech fads was a nice addition (between this and the different mutant powers and stuff, it’s almost a classic Ratchet and Clank type game), not to mention wild stuff like evil recycling (and I mean, green movements ARE co-opted soooo) and many edgy but still mostly jokes I doubt would pass today.

Bosses are fine. Cortex was fun, but Coco was too easy (plus she’s freed from NV control a bit too soon, they could’ve saved her for the Ice Prison or even Evil School or something to raise the stakes, I mean if you’re not gonna fully commit to playable Coco then you may as well go the N Tranced route). Crunch wasn’t as hard as I remember, in fact he was kinda underwhelming. If anything the Scorporilla and Yuktopus acting as sorta sub-bosses in-story were better fights than saving the bandicoots (also one of the sludges says Crunch is Crash’s brother... confirmed?). Also small nitpick but why doesn’t Coco have her evil model in the enemy profiles, even as she has her boss lines?

Music is legit one of my favourite soundtracks in the series, Marc Baril doesn’t get enough credit. He manages to have such a range and it all works so well even as it has a distinct and fitting style.

Voodoo doll collecting is more involved which is cool, and there’s also golden wumpa now serving as health upgrades because we don’t have lives anymore. Yeah, Titans and MoM did gold wumpa first, not CTR:NF and Crash 4. At this rate I wouldn’t be surprised if it showed up even earlier. Minigames are optional too which means less stress for 100% completion, though there’s also the arena minigames (oh hey, more Ratchet and Clank similarities), and they unlock enemy skins... unfortunately unlike Titans which had skins for every enemy, there’s only a few skins here (one for each world’s games), which is disappointing.

Anyway... yeah. Mind over Mutant isn’t as polished as Titans and is a bit messy and inconsistent in some places (most likely because this game has less time than Titans), and some of the backtracking is tedious, but in general I had a pretty good time with it, and was actually pleasantly surprised by some things.

#crash bandicoot #crash: mind over mutant #mind over mutant

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ngeh · 3 years ago

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THIS IS THE FUNNIEST AND SEXIEST THING I HAVE READ IN SO LONG WHAT THE HELL

normally i use the tags to rant and tell what i liked but honestly theres so many paragraphs and lines that i love that i have to add a comment like this (hope its ok<3)

FIRST OFF ur writing is so so much fun. i was smiling and laughing through the entire thing and your characterization of kuroo is just. fucking *chefs kiss* IMMACULATE. ive never read a more on-brand kuroo than this fic right here and its a DELIGHT

- And now, he’s combined all three of those features in a rather alarming way, the state of deep concentration just making him look constipated.

i laughed so hard my cat looked up at me - the descriptions that went before this gave such a vivid image and then imagining them combined like that? i couldnt deal

- “Oh my god we have a scheduled couch fuck day. This is the end.”

this was so fun. his despair and travel down the ladder of regret was so fun to read and so well-described. your way of writing kuroos anxieties and fears were so in-character but also so natural and well put!!!

- Kuroo pauses, head cocked to the side as he ponders his next move. “I don’t think I’m ready to make Freud proud today.”

PLEASE THATS THE FUNNIEST REPLY EVER WHEN BEING ASKED IF WANTED TO BE CALLED DADDY IM CACKLING

- "But it’s fun to sound like a VCR.”

again, ur way of writing kuroo is just. SO entertaining

- “That’s too bad. The anticipation of it all was a big part in what I had planned for you tonight. Should I leave you again? Have you sit here with your pretty tits out so you grow more desperate for me?”

🥵🥵

- “You just don’t have enough hate, Sasuke.” Just like that, the whole charade drops with him, Kuroo collapsing on you to bury his face in the mattress.

KSKSKS PLEASE THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD PART. and the way u later wrote that sasuke was "third wheeling" I WAS WHEEZING SO MUCH THROUGH THIS IT WAS. SO FUN AND UNEXPECTED

- “Yeah, you gotta put those things away before I can give you an answer.” He sits up, swiftly unbuttoning his shirt and handing it to you.

kuroo still being incredibly in love and interested in reader was both very cute and very hot to me tbh!! like. imagine youve been together so long, youre getting MARRIED and hes still losing his last two (2) braincells at the sight of YOUR tits. i cant

- The sound you make in response is akin to a vacuum starting up, Kuroo thoroughly startled by your rapid intake of air. You’re doubling over in laughter, falling back on to the mattress from his confession.

this description was just rly funny

- You trade broken syllables for a rushed please

i loved this sentence so much???? so simple but idk it just. it SLAPS

- "It reminds you how easy it is to love him, how it's just second nature to coax your lips to mirror his when you see him like this" and "with that your lips slot against his, finding home against his body as the warmth of his skin seeps into your bones."

these were so inherently romantic that im yearning for kuroo in a more mentally ill way than i was before. oh my god this entire fic is just. fueling something i think is unhealthy to fuel inside of me but i am immensely overjoyed this fic graced my dashboard and therefor blessed me eyes oh mt god

i may sound like im over exaggarating or going overboard with this excitement but i need you to know how important this fanfic is to me - how well written and entertaining and absolutely sexy it was to me!!!!!

DORKY DOM • KUROO TETSURO

kuroo tetsuro x f!reader

warnings: smut, 18+/minors and ageless blogs DNI, choking, chaotic dom sub role play, dweeb kuroo, slice of life with my favorite nerd

w/c: 3.5 k

a/n: this is my. long overdue submission for the better than fiction collab. @spacelabrathor & @titan-fodder i hope you forgive my tardiness. Please check out the rest of the lovely fics in this collab here! this is a special piece of my heart bc ive slaved away on it for so long to give you the kuroo that has effectively stolen it (it is very much anti sex god kuroo propaganda warning yall now! im sorry). this piece would be nowhere without the encouraging screams from @karikarasuno & @whats-her-quirk. i hope yall enjoy <3

In the three years you’ve shared an apartment with Kuroo, you’ve learnt that there will always be a surprise when you open the door. You’ve seen it all, from the day the Black Jackals decided to rearrange your living room for a yoga session to the hoard of foster kittens that nearly escaped into the hallway. While you expect that black cat you two had decided to save from that day to circle your feet when you cross the threshold of your home, the exaggerated moaning coming from the living room was certainly a shock.

Kuroo doesn’t even seem to notice your presence. For a man watching porn, he’s impossibly still, hands laced in front of his face as he stares intently at the laptop below him. It’s almost as though he’s studying the scene, his broad back hunched off the back of the couch in an effort to stay closer to the screen. You scoop the cat off the floor and into your arms as you make your way over to your fiancé, Kuroo none the wiser to the sound of your footsteps getting louder.

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#i will come back to this fic for DECADES to come i swear to #mcfuckknf god #i swear to sasuke actually #it was just. so so so so so good #i am weak for kuroo naturally but this made me even weaker #YOUR kuroo is who would ever be able to knock me the fuck out oh my god #ALSO THE WHOLE THING WITH THEIR CAT EAS SO FUNNY #LIKE THE PART ABOUT APOLOGIZING AND THE INDECENCY THING ATTHE END PLEASE

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sarohara · 4 years ago

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!

You both like norway.

Stranger: hii

You: Heya

Stranger: wyd

You: wanna listen a really cool song?

Stranger: hmmokay

You: name or link?

Stranger: name

You: You by James Arthur

Stranger: playing

You: the lyrics r like..awesome..

Stranger: hey it's nice

You: yeah righttt

You: anyway

You: wyd?

Stranger: was listening to songs only

Stranger: hbu

You: Hahaha same?

Stranger: nice

Stranger: so guy/girl?

You: take a guess

Stranger: place filled with guys man

Stranger: guy i guess

You: No hahahaha I'm a girl

Stranger: ohhh lol'

You: guys would nevaaa..

Stranger: neva what? lol

You: idk nvm

You: lmao

You: hbu?

Stranger: guy here

You: Oh no way

Stranger: next song lol

You: I was like pretty sure u were a girl, dude

Stranger: lmao, really?

You: Next song? hahahahha

You: Yeaaah idk why

Stranger: yeah suggest another one

You: okay lemme think

Stranger: SURE LOL

You: Haha hmm, glorious by macklemore

Stranger: damn

You: what? lol

Stranger: i was gonna say the sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You: Nooooo

Stranger: yeassss lol]

You: There's no waaay

You: r u serious?

Stranger: i'm really not kidding lol

You: oh my freaking god

Stranger: llisten to MGK too?

You: telepathy i would say

You: Yeahhh!! I love his songs!!

Stranger: telepathy 101

You: Hahahaha

Stranger: fovourite mgk song?

Stranger: mine's 27

You: hmmmmm good question

Stranger: rehab

You: maybe Same Love..

Stranger: that's a good one too

You: Yeahhh

Stranger: but love 27 lol

You: That's a really good one

Stranger: how about linkin park?

You: They're awesome for sure, but I don't listen them that much

You: You like them, right?

Stranger: i don't really have some specific favourite artist

Stranger: but there are rather specific songs

Stranger: like crawling, numb, etc by linkin park

Stranger: some from green day

Stranger: some from pink floyd

Stranger: stairway to heaven mt led zepplin

You: Oh that's so cool

Stranger: so far away frm avenged sevenfold

Stranger: many many moreeeeee

Stranger: do i sound like a kid rn? lo

Stranger: lol*

You: nooo nah nah, u got a really great musical taste actually dude..

Stranger: heard the white buffalo?

You: I'm not sure

Stranger: like classics ?

Stranger: cause they are a bang on classic

You: I'm listening to it rn

Stranger: ohh cool

Stranger: tell me if u like it

You: Hideous Heart

You: Oooh he def has a smooth voice lmao

Stranger: yeahh

You: Oooh that's nice...I like it

Stranger: that's not their best btw

Stranger: try darling what have i done

Stranger: or the house of the rising sun

You: Oh how the hell...i'm literally listening to this one rn

You: I mean, What have I done

Stranger: telepathy maxxx lol]

Stranger: i'm listening to it too lol

You: hahahahahah maxxx

Stranger: how old are u?

You: Take a guess

Stranger: cmmon lol

Stranger: 20ish

You: Not even close

You: I mean, kinda

Stranger: younger?

You: Yepp

Stranger: 17?

You: 16..

You: Hbu?

Stranger: ohh damn

Stranger: u sure sound like a 20 to me lol

You: nooo

Stranger: i'm 22

You: I'm sure hahaha

You: Oooh

You: oof!!

Stranger: yeahh

Stranger: can't help it can we? lmao

You: I mean, it doesn't matter

You: I guess?

You: what's ur name, btw?

Stranger: it's alright

Stranger: I'm Dev

Stranger: hbu

You: is Dev a nickname?

You: hey Dev!

You: I'm Sarah

Stranger: i really like your music taste, plus just introduced to a classic that u liked

Stranger: so i'm gonna pass the 16 lol

Stranger: introduced you*

Stranger: and yes Dev's a nickname

You: ok so i'm gonna pass the 22 as well hahah

Stranger: and it's a pleasure meeting you Sarah

Stranger: lmao yayy i guess

Stranger: u already passed the 22 lol

You: You're funny lol

Stranger: ohh compliment huh

Stranger: thanks though lol

Stranger: u seem cute too

You: Oh and same!! It's a pleasure meeting u!!

You: Aw! thank you :))

Stranger: :)

You: okay so..where r u from?

You: Actually no no no

You: Don't tell me

Stranger: where's my next song lol

Stranger: lol okay i won't

You: hold up a second Dev

Stranger: holding my horses Sarah lol

You: you better be lmao

Stranger: not flirting, but that's a really cute name hahaha

You: Sarah? do u really think so?

Stranger: i actually do

You: It's such a common name tho haha

Stranger: sooo?

Stranger: who said common can't be cute lol

You: Aww hahahah thank u, you're sweet Dev

Stranger: i guess i am lol

You: I'm sure

You: I really ur name, it's a nice one :)

Stranger: thanks Sarah

Stranger: so how long do i really have to hold my horses lol

You: Oooh!

You: I will wait by...wait i don't remember

Stranger: lol waiting

You: by Mumford & Sons

You: Noo that's actually the name

Stranger: play the night we met

You: Oh I love that song!

Stranger: by lord huron

Stranger: playyyyyyyyyyyyy

You: okay okay okay!!

Stranger: yayy

You: 8d?

You: It sounds so much better

Stranger: lol sure

You: playing

Stranger: good girl lol

You: Loool

Stranger: yeahh

You: this song has such a good vibe..

Stranger: ikr

Stranger: don't get lost in the song lol

Stranger: I'm here

You: Yeaaahhh same

Stranger: focus on me lol

You: I could easily sleep with this

You: You focus on me, Dev lol

Stranger: going round and round lol

Stranger: yeah all eyes on u lol

You: Awww that was cute

Stranger: tell me how u look right now

You: Tired

Stranger: like everything lol

You: sleepy

You: hungry

Stranger: lol

You: wbu? lol

Stranger: what's your height?

You: 5''3 (or 1,60cm)

Stranger: good

Stranger: hair color?

You: I'm brunette

You: Brown eyes

Stranger: ohh damnn

Stranger: lovely

You: thanks i guess :) hahah

You: wbu?

Stranger: skinny/thickk?

Stranger: 6 feet

You: skinny

Stranger: black eyes

Stranger: black hair

Stranger: ohh

Stranger: i'm not skinny

You: well, okay?

Stranger: yeah completely lol

You: You seem cute anyway

Stranger: and what u wearing rn

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: thanks cutie

You: a white dress

You: cutie lmao

Stranger: ohhh

You: Dev

Stranger: yes

Stranger: sat it Sarah

You: I was just gonna say

You: I gotta go

You: But wanna keep in touch?

Stranger: heyyy

Stranger: stay

You: I can't :(

Stranger: y not

You: Dinner stuff rn

Stranger: ohh

Stranger: would love to stay in touch

You: awesome :)

You: do u got insta?

Stranger: got snap?

You: Not anymore

Stranger: lol download

You: don't u have insta..?

Stranger: deactivated for the time

You: oh no..

Stranger: got addicted to memes a lot lol

You: oh that's me

You: lmao

Stranger: yeah then u know how it is lol'

You: yeah ik..oof i was gonna say get it back but idk..

Stranger: I'll just leave my snap

Stranger: if u feel comfortable

Stranger: just add me

Stranger: okay?

You: K...

Stranger: dewx

You: that's it?

Stranger: "-" between w and x

You: dew-x?

Stranger: just hyphen

Stranger: yupp

You: nice username hahaha

Stranger: lol thanks

You: I'll leave my insta too then ok?

Stranger: sure

You: sarahcvlm

Stranger: okay

Stranger: what now then lol

Stranger: will u download?

You: I don't wanna skip..

Stranger: don't get me addicted again lol

Stranger: then don't skip

You: Idk but yeah now I probably will..

You: I mean, about download..ofc

Stranger: lol okay

Stranger: :)

You: Oof Dev.. it was freaking nice talking to u..

Stranger: it still is with u lol

Stranger: will be more in future too

You: aw

You: I hope so

Stranger: kiss u goodnight i guess lol'

You: Aw lmao

Stranger: forehead

You: Ooooh I was gonna say that wth

Stranger: with lips?

Stranger: lol

You: with lips what

You: anyway

Stranger: what were u gonna sat sarah

Stranger: say

You: U said forehead

You: And I was gonna say that

Stranger: u want on forehead or lips ?lol

You: well...idk

Stranger: got my answer lol

You: hhmmm

Stranger: what happened?

You: nothing?

You: i just don't wanna leave

Stranger: then y 'hmmmmm'

You: but i have to

Stranger: ohh

Stranger: download now

Stranger: we can continue

You: I will, not now but I will

Stranger: cool

You: I have to free up space first u know

Stranger: i'll wait?

Stranger: shit lol

You: yeah but trust me

Stranger: if i don't respond fast

Stranger: then i'm asleep

Stranger: okay?

You: sameeee!!!

Stranger: coool lol

Stranger: you're lovely sarah

You: no, YOU are!

Stranger: kisses on lip

You: Aww stop it

You: Stop being so cute ok

Stranger: i can be naughty too lol

Stranger: just saying

You: um, u don't have to tho

Stranger: okay Sarah lol'

You: see ya hopefully

Stranger: take caree

You: i'm gonna sleep today listening to the night we met

You: just saying

You: take care u too :)

Stranger: thinking about me?

You: what do u think?

Stranger: i guess yes

You: and you're right sir!

Stranger: how about listening to that and hugging me

You: I would literally love it

You: but we can't :(

Stranger: well then tonight your pillow is me

You: awwwww

Stranger: so hug me okay?

You: I will!!

Stranger: :)

You: see ya soon, hopefully! :)

Stranger: up to u lol

Stranger: what time there?

You: 9:30 pm

You: how bout there?

Stranger: till when will u sleep?

Stranger: 6 morning lol

You: Later but not 6am i'm sure hahaha

Stranger: lol

Stranger: text me when u do Sarah;'

You: okay Dev :)

You: Devin?

Stranger: just Dev lo

Stranger: lol

You: But is it Devin?

You: just asking

Stranger: nahhh

You: hahahah im not gonna call u Devin

Stranger: btw

Stranger: what were u doing in Norway tag

You: I love Norway

You: That's a plausible reason I guess

You: but I'm brazilian

You: wbu?

Stranger: it's kind of my go to place, whenever i wanna take a break from everything

Stranger: indian

You: Dude, I gotta go, u forgot?

You: Ohhh

You: That's nice :)

Stranger: text me within 30 mins

You: 30 mins??

Stranger: or i can't guarantee if i sleep lol

Stranger: on snap

You: It's okay if u sleep :)

Stranger: sure?

You: yeah :)

You: i gotta go i gotta go byee

Stranger: lol

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wound-snail · 7 years ago

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Getting to Know People

I was tagged by @floweredtatamis <3

Thank you so much ; ; Hana

I wont tag anyone

I am 5'7" or taller - I’m not so sure of how much is that on meters so ... i’ll skip this one ... i’m 1.58 mts btw

I wear glasses - Lenses

I have at least one tattoo

I have at least one piercing - On my right ear, i’m thinking on getting more but idk

I have brown eyes

I have short hair

My abs are at least somewhat defined

I have or have had braces - I’ve had braces, but i never finished my treatment

PERSONALITY:

I love meeting new people - hah a aha

People tell me that I’m funny

Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me - i like to be helpful but... i depends

I enjoy physical challenges

I enjoy mental challenges - i think too much, but mental challenges ar hard for me due to my ADD

I’m playfully rude with people I know well

I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it - i’ve started liking things ironically and ended up truly liking them

ABILITY:

I can sing well

I can play an instrument - mh... i knew how to play piano... just a bit, but i forgot

I can do over 30 pushups without stopping

I’m a fast runner

I can draw well - nah

I have a good memory - ppppfff

I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute

I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling

I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch

I know how to throw a proper punch - i’ve tried to make my SO teach me, but i havent learnt anything yet

HOBBIES:

I enjoy playing sports - no thanks

I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else

I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else

I have learned a new song in the past week

I work out at least once a week

I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months

I have drawn something in the past month

FANDOMS ARE MY #1 PASSION

I do or have done martial arts

EXPERIENCES:

I have had my first kiss

I have had alcohol - i couldn’t finish the cup, thou

I have scored the winning goal in a sports game

I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting - i binge watched 2 whole seasons of Ru paul’s drag race

I have been at an overnight event

I have been in a taxi

I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year

I have beaten a video game in one day

I have visited another country - I was once on Belize for a few hours... but lol that does not count

I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts - nah

RELATIONSHIPS :

I’m in a relationship - lol, kind of

I have a crush on a celebrity

I have a crush on someone I know - i do ...

I have been in at least 3 relationships

I have never been in a relationship - ha ha

I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them - this is kind of embarassing

I get crushes easily

I have had a crush on someone for over a year

I have been in a relationship for at least a year

I have had feelings for a friend

MY LIFE:

I have at least one person I consider a “best friend”

I live close to my school

My parents are still together

I have at least one sibling - a sis and a brother

I live in the United States

There is snow right now where I live

I have hung out with a friend in the past month - i had lunch with my fam last week <3

I have a smartphone

I have at least 15 CDs

I share my room with someone

RANDOM SHIT:

I have breakdanced

I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce

I have dyed my hair - like 3 years ago or so

I’m listening to one song on repeat right now

I have punched someone in the past week

I know someone who has gone to jail

I have broken a bone

I have eaten a waffle today

I know what I want to do with my life

I speak at least 2 languages - my native language is spanish, i’m fluent in english, and i know some french and swedish but it’s not too much, i really want to keep it up with french thou, and maybe learn korean

I have made a new friend in the past year - I guess ??

#mit stuff

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authorofthyme · 8 years ago

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The instructions are to answer the questions and then add one of your own. Here we go!

(psst this is kind of long so i’m putting it under a cut)

1. coke or pepsi: mmm i hate both i like sprite or mt. dew

2. disney or dreamworks: ahhh pixar cause i mean disney and dreamworks make some good stuff but i gotta have them pixar theories

3. coffee or tea: TEA

4. books or movies: Books! but i love movies too!

5. windows or mac: Windows

6. dc or marvel: Marvel, but i do love batman

7. x-box or playstation: Xbox

8. dragon age or mass effect: never played either

9. night owl or early riser: night owl. my brain won’t function until 4pm

10. cards of chess?: both

11. chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate!.

12. vans or converse: Converse

13. Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash, or Adaar?: What now?

14. fluff or angst: angst i am and angsty gal teenagers am i right

15. beach or forest: forest

16. dogs or cats: ALL ANIMALS ARE AMAZING

17. clear skies or rain: rain forever y’all

18. cooking or eating out: Cooking!

19. spicy food or mild food: i like both

20. halloween/samhain or solstice/yule/christmas: HALLOWEEN

21. would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot: cold

22. if you could have a superpower, what would it be: whenever i need money, i always have the correct amount.

23. animation or live action: Animation.

24. paragon or renegade: renegade i guess? is this a fandom thing cause idk

25. baths or showers: showers. i do NOT WANT TO SIT IN A TUB FULL OF WATER MIXED WITH WHATEVER FILTH WAS ON ME

26. team cap or team ironman: Cap.

27. fantasy or sci-fi: Both!

28. do you have three or four favorite quotes, if so what are they:

“People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a nonlinear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey ... stuff.”

“Art is whatever you can get away with.”

“It’s better to write for yourself and have no public than to write for the public and have no self”

29. youtube or netflix: both

30. harry potter or percy jackson: DON’T MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN THESE TWO BLACK HAIRED GREEN EYED MORONS

31. what makes you feel accomplished: Finding the right way to draw/do something, being praised by my parents

32. star wars or star trek: i used to only like star trek, but the new star wars movies changed my mind.

33. paperback books or hardback books: who cares, they’re BOOKS

34. to live in a world without literature or without music?: hahahha funny

35. who was the last person to make you laugh?: @smol-overlord

36. which is better: sour or sweet candy?: Sweet!

37. do you believe in aliens?: idk not really but i’m open to the thought i guess? Not really, like, intelligent, human-like aliens, but i wouldn’t be SHOCKED if there were, like, bugs or sentient clouds somewhere up there.

38. dawn or dusk?: Dusk.

39. piercings or tattoos?: tattoos

40. girls? HOT?????: MAYBE??? I IS ACE I ONLY DRAW DA PRETTY GURL. ME NO WANNA KISS THE PRETTY GURL. OR GUY. LEAVE ME ALONE WITH MY SKETCHBOOK HISSS

41: snow or fog?: F O G

42: do you sleep facing the wall or the room?: wall or on my back

43: TRC or AFTG?: What?

44: horror or drama?: Drama, I guess?

45: ocarina of time or majora’s mask?: i’ve only read the manga adaptions, never played the games (yet) but majora’s mask i love skull kid

46. would you rather live in an area of more nature or city?: on the one hand, bugs. on the other hand, people.

47. what’s your addiction right now?: Tea, drawing, howl’s moving castle, being nice to my friends and maybe friends

48. what languages can you speak?: english and like 1.7% german danke dulingo

49. what kind of music do you listen to?: https://open.spotify.com/user/arty0906/playlist/3NZPn6v3VaTIRzERvES3K3

50. fave mythological creature?: right now mainly merms and griffins, but i also like harpies, dragons, camrosh, fae, ghomes, goblins, trolls, *rants for three hours*

51. fave place, like your safe zone?: my room

52. What was the first fandom you were ever into?: i don’t even remember but i thing dw was the first thing i really got into (thank you that one friend who still doesn’t have a tumblr)

53. Out of all the fandoms you’ve been a part of, which one inspired you the most? G H I B L I

54. If you could bring one fashion trend back from any point in history, what would it be? Although I really hate dresses, I would bring back 1960s fashion.

55. Favorite animal?

I tag @authoroflight, @purpledragon57, and @smol-overlord

#personal #questions #q&a #qna

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