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Hey, writers!

Just so you know, Cyanide kills you because it blocks enzymes that we need to live, it’s a non competitive inhibitor! Also, venom kills us because it stops enzymes that help muscles, the brain, and neurons work! (Guys I love science class so much.)

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STANLEY PINES IS NOT DUMB. Stanley. Pines. Is. NOT. Dumb.

Listen to me; during the portal era, after Ford had been pushed in, Stanley fixed it. By himself. He had 1. ONE. Journal almost the entire time he was working on it. He didn’t know how to decipher the messages, he didn’t know about the blacklight messages. He had to learn insanely advanced and difficult math by TEACHING HIMSELF. He had to learn such advanced mathematics and other things by himself. Keep in mind, he cheated off of Ford in school. He was without the other two journals for thirty years. He rebuilt the portal by himself, with one journal, and no other knowledge on how to build it. He taught himself everything. He had it mostly finished before he got the two other journals. He is a fucking genius and no one can tell me otherwise.

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I’m sorry, why are people on TikTok so fucking against ShadowVanilla?? People are saying it’s a proship or that ShadowMilk is a p3do. What. They are both immortal and adults. Why are people not realizing that ShadowVanilla and BillFord are the same thing??? It’s incredibly toxic, yes, but not inappropriate in the ways that others think it is. I’m not a ShadowVanilla shipper personally, but I find the dynamic very interesting, and those who ship it aren’t bad people for shipping it. Fuck, man, leave people alone.

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well 🧍‍♀️ as a reminder this blog is NOT a safe space for trump supporters but it IS a safe place for women, queers, trans ppl, people of color, undocumented people, and any marginalized group.

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COPS ARE NOT OUR FRIENDS.

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As someone who was spanked as a child it only taught me to be on edge around my parents. Don’t. Hit. Your. Fucking. Kids.

Were you ever spanked as a child AND do you think that spanking is ok?

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you guys made luigi mangione trend for days and I need to see the same energy for brianna boston. she is a 43 year old mother of three who ended a phone call with blue cross blue shield (after being denied a claim) “delay deny depose, you people are next�� and is now being held under a 100,000$ bond and could face FIFTEEN years of prison if charged. she has no weapons, her record is clean, and yet she is being held behind bars. they are afraid of the public and are trying to subdue. do not let them!!!! be outraged that our freedom of speech is being threatened!!!!! deny defend depose! free brianna boston!

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“HOPE” spotted in Washington D.C.

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the edit itself

this edit is getting taken down from tiktok every time someone reuploads it, its straight up censorship at this point

Im not even american but im having a great time with this

DONT LET THIS DIE

credit to miraculousgastropod for the original

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Fiddleford :) (the last one’s staying as a sketch cause I don’t like it very much.)

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hey whats up guys @castielrisingabove's tags on this post absolutely obliterated me. so i drew them and now they get to obliterate you too. enjoy

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Silly guys :3

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Close enough, welcome back Fiddleford Mcguckit

Okay, I know I'm a fandom art blog, but would anyone be interested in seeing my welds?

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We are a very very dumb, stupid people

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EEE

your age regressed Stan has interested me, would you be willing to do more?

very well <3

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Silly piggies :)

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REBLOGGING BC I NEED TO SEE THIS EVERYDAY

cough age regressed stanley angst cough

so this is 100% not what you meant by this but for some reason i physically could not move on with my life until i made this comic so here

and then they made a blanket fort and everything was good the end :)