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b-plus · 9 hours ago
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hey boy don't kill yourself. green's dictionary of slang is available online and allows you to explore 500 years of english vulgarity. you can search by part of speech, source, time period, etymology, and usage. there's a whole category for gay slang. they even have specific citations listed so you can see the exact context for yourself. boy did you know that in 1927 "to kneel at the altar" was slang for "to sodomize"
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b-plus · 9 hours ago
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Curious as to just how many people have watched this fandom juggernaut
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b-plus · 2 days ago
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I'm mister spine twister. I'm mister curves. I'm mister scoliosis. I'm mister Sitting Hurts
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b-plus · 2 days ago
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Mr j my cat has a crush on you and he is a boy
That's how things are these days
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b-plus · 2 days ago
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every so often i will come across a macklemore lyric that just… catches me so fucking off guard
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b-plus · 3 days ago
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completely lirious and ranged. absolutely lusional. not only mented but fective, too. engaging in praved behavior. a real generate
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There’s a freaking CHEETO in the White House and all you’re doing is blogging about sucking anime cock!
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b-plus · 3 days ago
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when everyones not online and playing tumblr w me
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b-plus · 3 days ago
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I'm manifesting that you get a bag of chips today. your favorite chips
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b-plus · 4 days ago
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b-plus · 4 days ago
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but sir, the gecs outnumber the pilots nearly 5:1
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b-plus · 5 days ago
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apollo justice ace attorney takes place in 2026 which is less than 13 months away from now
i hope we'll celebrate all the important in-game events such as kristoph getting his shit wrecked, phoenix getting hit by a car, klaviers guitar getting set on fire and kristoph getting his shit wrecked (2)
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b-plus · 5 days ago
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Hello! Are there any subjects you want to draw but maybe you're worried it would be too different to your style and your audience might not respond to it?
I really love drawing cute animals.. But it's not what people know or care about my art for, so they don't get as much love- and then I get shy about posting them all. So.. Here
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b-plus · 5 days ago
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Tumblr Code.
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b-plus · 6 days ago
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Fun fact: there’s a virus that makes bugs iridescent
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disease that makes you beautiful then kills you
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b-plus · 6 days ago
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bounce bounce
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b-plus · 6 days ago
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regardless of how you feel about FFX this is still the funniest shit ever why did they do this
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