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“Would you go on vacation for $100,000?”

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‪@etnow: Anthony Mackie couldn't help but crash our interview with Sebastian Stan to congratulate him on his #GoldenGlobes  win. 😂‬

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Yo mr white a romulan warbird just decloaked off the port bow

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Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues

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This captures something I don't think I'll ever be able to put in to words.

Oh how I love shaun tan.

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She needs to be stopped

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99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified

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Do I have to say it?

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It's 3:36 am I'm at work sitting at my desk eating a bell pepper like it's an apple

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Be prepared to get comments like "Your hair is so pretty. You wrote her hair so pretty. Why is she so pretty?" And "Your writing is so good. I can really tell what he's saying and oh he smells so nice. That's a cool looking bag. Your beta has awesome shoes I bet. What's her name?"

Let the endless compliment cycle begin.

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Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened

"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"

"we don't read that shit"

"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"

That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT

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Putting a bloody lace handkerchief in my back pocket to indicate that I'm into Victorian tuberculosis roleplay.

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Embroidered snowy steps>

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It's coming along. Wish me luck I'm about to use holographic filament for the first time.

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one day you too could be a fanfic author who updates a decade later