axlethegoblin

[axlethegoblin]

big day today

[axlethegoblin]

Does Alvin feed you?¿

only the bones of the chicken wings he eats that greedy fouck

[axlethegoblin]

Ordinary human man and his eldritch GPS

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"I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul"

[axlethegoblin]

It doesn't mean anything btw if you say "terfs dni" but still say all of the same things they do. Just so you know.

[axlethegoblin]

Do you have a piece of media you like that constantly shows up in DNIs that you never post about on here in fear of people starting shit with you over it?

I'm 34 years old. If I still care about any of this, I should kill myself.

[axlethegoblin]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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That's their foreplay

the incels should fuck eachother and fujoshis get to watch if they want. solves the issue of male lonliness with a little bonus for women as reparations or something.

[axlethegoblin]

I should be at the club in Carcosa

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forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

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crying

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tag your superbowl spoilers

[axlethegoblin]

my necklace? yeah it’s a collar bomb actually.. BUT DONT WORRY it only detonates when it detects extreme arousal… and heh.. I don’t think you have to worry about that since you aren’t shaped like a busty airplane

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I am fucking sick of cishet people telling me that queer people have it great in the US.

Trans people are no longer allowed to leave the country.

Being queer in public is being labeled as a sexual offense against children + the right is pushing for the death penalty regarding child sex offenders.

They literally want to kill us. Full stop. No, Dad, America is not better than "those African and Middle Eastern countries where you'd be stoned to death", the only difference is that we'll be doing our executions of gay and trans people with more bureaucracy and less rocks.

[axlethegoblin]

spin this wheel for a prefix, and then spin this wheel for a suffix

as a bonus you can spin this wheel to find ur role in the clan (note: spin twice if you get apprentice)

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made me laugh thinking abt if you do porn your boss could walk by and be like “fuckin hard or hardly fuckin?” and that might be pretty funny. well im alone there now. in our “special place”. waiting for you.

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[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'Thailand made HRT free for trans people!' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]

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