axlethegoblin

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i need you carnally

my penis is small my pussy is even smaller im chemically castrated i can't top i can't bottom I smell bad if you try to have sex with me i will shoot myself. no gun needed my head will just do that

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you could be the smartest person in the world but that doesn’t mean anything if you don’t have a yaoi soul

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The Burning of the Page

……Oscar fans how we feelin

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"why the long face" TAFFY MACHINE

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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“you just think you’re better than people for not shopping on temu” yes i do because i am

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I love drawing them so much ! 🖤

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XX Judgement

Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see

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Just ran into the coolest kid ever. Gender ambiguous, just slamming on the cross walk button, beatboxing to the recorded "wait" message. And when the light changed they rolled on across in HEELIES

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me as a 14th century knight: this sucks i'm gonna fms (translator's note: fall on my sword)

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XVI The Tower

Who’d want to be human anyway? Who pilots all these crude machines?

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had a dream I went to a hozier concert and mr. hozier stopped singing and pointed to me in the crowd and asked me to go get him some extra crispy tofu and a blueberry shake for after the show and then the crowd passed his debit card to me and when I got it I could see his real legal name was Horace Bob-omb

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I’m on episode 18 of Malevolent, and I think I love it. It’s so fun. But while I was listening to it yesterday, I started doodling a bit. Still have to figure out how I want Arthur to look when I draw him in the future, but for now, this is what I’ve got. Might draw John next

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Is math red

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A Cute Costume idea for Couples this Halloween: