axlethegoblin

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every day i have to do things.

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good livestream and good night gamers

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i was actually born 9 months premature. they had to give me to a dust mite as a wet nurse.

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dandelions deserve more respect than they get

you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”

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Cannibalism as a metaphor for I Was Hungry

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Babe that last essay gave me a raging thinker I'm gonna have to go muse off right now

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so true

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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

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i think the word freak being popularized has lead to people forgetting what it means like its match my freak not match my slightly quirky

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fart sound (finger)

Plauge apon you

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pull my finger 👉

Fuck it man sure

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goodbye 2023👋hello 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓄿 𓅓𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓇌𓆑𓂋𓇋𓅂𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅲𓋴𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑 𓉔𓅂𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏

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Opinions on sandalwood?

we’ve gotta find more things to fucking do on this website

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wikipedia editors are like if redditors were monks

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yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

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quick what is everyone doing right now