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idk if it's just me but i'm glad that the majority of people outside of here believe tumblr is a dead site because like i've been here for 13 years and like this is my house??? i don't need thousands upon thousands of people flocking here it'd be like inviting chimps to a house party total fucking carnage

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they're best friends

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nobody say a fucking word about tumblr we can’t remind these billionaires we exist

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I couldn’t reboot it for some reason

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No thanks.

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Commission

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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I fucking dowsed this coat in perfume instead of washing it. Fatal mistake

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fashion is cyclical

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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

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I’m not ok :]

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Today was an excellent reminder of why I leave for school so much earlier than just in time for my classes. Not the risk of being late but the risk of social interaction

Coincidentally the time I usually choose to leave is the least likely time I will run into people I know. But when I’m late (normal person on time) oh boy

I can feel it won’t be a good day. I got my period this morning (which explains why I was so tired) u over slept and missed 2 buses

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I can feel it won’t be a good day. I got my period this morning (which explains why I was so tired) u over slept and missed 2 buses

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um................... can i help you