awanderingselkie

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he lived. served cunt. died. got resurrected. served even more cunt

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Try measure loss Measure the silence of a house The unheard footsteps at the doorway The unemployment of the mouth

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“It’s a handbag.”

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Fairy: Hey I didn’t get your name.

Me: Yeah that was on purpose.

Fairy: Oh my god stealing people’s names has been categorized as a war crime for like a hundred years. Do I seem like the kind of fairy that would do war crimes?

Me: Well yes, but that’s just my impression of you personally. Not fairies in general.

Fairy: You’re smarter than I thought.

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Oh? I may not have your name but may call you this? Trying to show off your safety knowledge??? Perhaps we should call the Queen and tell her she has finally met her match in a Random Human who didn’t fall for the Fae equivalent of a box propped up with a stick!

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— Tathève Simonyan, Colourless Musings

[text ID: In my corner of the world, killing is a love language.]

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For Father’s Day, feel free to ask my muse anything you’d like about their father.

Don’t forget to specify the muse if it’s a multimuse blog!

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Wow, okay, SURE. Let’s say you DID just watch me get hit by a car going 75 mph down this parkway road, fly through the air, hit the ground with a thud, and after a few seconds you watched me get up, brush off my pants, and continue to wander into the woods, unharmed. What are you even gonna do? Fucking arrest me?

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Scarborough Faire by kayscreativecollection

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[ STRADDLE ] from Garret!!

𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

Oliver hated the summers in New York. He hated a lot of things about the city, frankly, but the summer time was the worst. It was the height of mating season, the heat inside his body making his skin crawl and his mood sour. The heat outside and the humidity made his clothes stick to him, the smell from the streets became thick with rotting garbage and human stink, and the tourists flooded in in droves. The locals were easy to handle, no one bothered anyone or even really made eye contact half the time, but the tourists set his teeth on edge.

It was good for business, good for hunting, and horrendous for his mood.

Garret's penthouse was an oasis of quiet in the cacophony. His relationship with him was the closest he'd had to a friendship with a human in some time, he was tolerable (even if his dog wasn't), and there was a blessed, blessed pool. So he'd essentially moved himself in, taking to spending his evening in his air conditioned, nicely scented, living room.

He lounged deep into his couch, casually flipping through a novel he'd read perhaps a dozen times by now, when Garret made his entrance. Had he been home long? Did he just come back? Oliver didn't know, didn't care, just cocked his brow as his host unceremoniously took the book out of his hands and straddled his lap.

"...I was reading that," he said simply, his voice flat despite his interest. After all, it was that time of year...

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𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

i said i’d do them and here we are, a list of prompts set either before or during sex. as always, if you want to reverse the roles, add “+ REVERSE” to your chosen meme! so, [ STRADDLE ] + REVERSE would mean the receiver straddles the sender! okay, now, have a wonderful day!

[ UNZIP ] :     sender unzips/unbuttons receiver’s dress/shirt - s l o w l y

[ STRADDLE ] :     sender straddles receiver.

[ PULL ] :     sender pulls receiver closer to them.

[ PUSH ] :     sender pushes receiver against a wall during foreplay.

[ PIN ] :     sender pins receiver in place during foreplay/sex.

[ TRAIL ] :     sender presses a trail of kisses from receiver’s chin down to their waist.

[ HOIST ] :     sender lifts receiver on top of a counter as they have sex.

[ BENEATH ] :     sender moves a hand beneath an item of receiver’s clothing to touch their skin.

[ SCRATCH ] :     sender trails their fingernails against receiver’s skin during sex.

[ TUG ] :     sender tugs receiver’s hair while making out or having sex.

[ TILT ] :     sender tilts receiver’s head to the side to kiss their neck.

[ NECK ] :     sender wraps a hand around receiver’s neck during foreplay/sex.

[ LIFT ] :     sender lifts receiver up, so receiver’s legs wrap around sender’s waist.

[ LAP ] :     sender pulls receiver into their lap.

[ BEHIND ] :     sender arrives behind receiver and begins to kiss them from behind.

[ DOWN ] :     sender gives receiver oral sex.

[ HUSH ] :     sender and receiver try to keep quiet during sex.

[ PUBLIC ] :     sender and receiver have sex in a public place.

[ YANK ] :     sender rips off an item of receiver’s clothing.

[ COVER ] :     sender uses fabric to cover receiver’s eyes during foreplay/sex.

[ ICE ] :     sender uses ice cubes against receiver’s bare skin.

[ MARK ] :     via gentle biting or hickeys, sender leaves a mark on receiver.

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‘clair de lune’ by debussy but you’re wandering down the halls of your wealthy reclusive uncle’s grand and empty mansion trying to find who’s playing the piano because you haven’t seen another soul for weeks except your reflection in the mirror (youtube)

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Can you believe that there are people who live so close to the ocean that they can just think “hey, I should go to the ocean” and then they just do???

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normalize being an awful person who kills people and likes it. normalize being an abhorrent piece of shit who lies cheats and steals.