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I don't know what typa shit I'm on

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I'm glad dan and phil try to appease their lesbian queer audience by appropriating our culture (pegging)

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Hot shower so good I was on the brink of fainting the entire time

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At this point I either need to get a job or get laid

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she nothing on my nothing til i nothing. celibacy

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hey sorry for getting really pissy at you earlier because I could hear you chewing. see I have a condition called [remembers pathologizing my behavior is unhelpful] it's actually because I hate you, specifically,

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they finally invented an assignment thats not due tomorrow. but the problem is that my body is a machine that turns assignments into assignments due tomorrow

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Modern Day Tragedy

I was on a call with the loveliest person to disconnect my Verizon service and the call fell in the middle of a conversation about ethernet cables and gaming. I already forgot his name but I wish I could call him back

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If you eat during class fuck you

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Shout out to Dallon Weekes for throwing a guitar pick at my best friend

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Why do I always find the best music when I'm supposed to be studying??

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I have an orgo exam tomorrow and it's giving me quite a fright ngl. Alkyl halides and alkenes will forever haunt me

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King shit

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My laptop crashed while I was watching Dracula Flow. His aura is too strong for Windows 11

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jack of no trades. master of fuck all

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Everyone has to drop out of college NOW. Too many people on this goddamn campus, trying to steal my jobs and running me over with their $500 electric scooters.

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Happy 9/11 yall. Making the pentagon cake to celebrate 😋