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uh i don't wanna raise any alarms but guys we are almost 1/3 through the year already can time slow down a bit pls :(

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just found out about periods we should really start being nicer to women

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I'm not a mathematician but $9 + $10 is $20 i think

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kinda wanna go for world domination today but eh :/

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Ok sooooo. and DON'T be mad. We're going to boil you.

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*90's sitcom scene between two men in their mid-20's*

"Oh, come on, Brian! You're so full of shit."

*shits pants for a full second*

"Not anymore, ass-face"

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got scared out of my fucking mind i thought that this was from 2024

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(i'm tyler <3)

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i love life

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tuna casserole goated

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rc cola is just pepsi for losers

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if anyone finds out about my discord dms i am actually royally fucked i'm not even trying to be funny i'm just scared at this point

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this fucking thing does not look like a dog what is it

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how to use a fucking manual can opener

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uh uhh uhhh happy new years (i'm late lol)

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i like how pipe cleaners are obviously meant to clean pipes, but they are used for basically anything else except cleaning pipes

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I FUCKING DID IT HOLY SHIT