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Boobsicles? Boobles??? Get Oxford on the line we have a breakthrough B)

@momusu-saval tbh

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*scrolling through reels making fun of cringe people but it's to watch the cringe reels bc they're funny as hell*

Huh? Oh yeah I'm watching this ironically haha O⁠_⁠o

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Just made arduous plans for next weekend because it's a birthday fiesta this month...what's so special about November?

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I watched the new Jurassic World a couple of days ago and Blue behaves like a dog and he's a good guy so basically I'm saying dogs are good guys and dinosaurs are man's best friend

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I wonder, if one's not a sociopath, psychopath and so on, how can they manage to capture the essence of being a path...so to say

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That moment when you're walking your dog and he freezes in place...The calm before the storm

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#why is that the thing that it is

well the thing is im going to killing you with a rock

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#damn it Steve I know you were in ice for 80 years but this is completely realistic

love this subreddit I found because I hate people who call literally any slightly weird story a lie

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#and it's funny

ace attorney is such a joy to get into cause like. mystery game with lawyers? neat. oh. oh there’s found family and intricate dynamics that are genuinely fun and interesting. oh its about trust and truth. oh. oh. oh yeah there’s a case that gets solved with a parrot. a metal detector. also there’s like ghosts and magical powers what the hell is going on anymore. 

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#WHERE'S MY MONEY FRANK I SWEAR-ooh treats #Frank for the last time can you just-HEY STOP WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING MY HEAD WAIT- oh that feels nice actually

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what even

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#and if you died... I feel like thats on me

#that moment we all wanted to die

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Avengers 4 y'all

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What if Strange had more time to prepare?

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It's natural for him to do this stuff

#same energy

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- "Ha, you failed suck it nutsack."

Peter Parker in Avengers 4 (2019)

- “I lived, bitch.”