Any pronouns, 23 years of spiting the homophobes. ngl they really cooked when prometheus stole fire, and thanks to that we now have naan
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I would say "HA GEY BIATCH" But that would make me a hypocrite of inane proportions
Flashbacks to that time a few months ago when a friend of mine said something right by my ear and I had to immediately reboot my brain to restore its normal functions
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I sure am happy my clothes havr not been yoinked, i really want it to stay like this
#unrelated but my partner looks really cute when they are wearing my stuff#i love them#they are so nom
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I've given up at this point, you know what, fine, i guess we are roomies now, if you are heading to the store can you pick up some more toilet paper, we're all out... oh and if you use my car just like fill it up again, or at least tell me so i can fill it before a roadtrip or smth.
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I praise no god :Þ
Okay thats fine, if you dont praise a god, then i do hope that you find joy in friends, family and loved ones. still please leave my private domicile, i
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at this point i hope you have made peace with whatever deity you pray to, just in general, I'm far too weak to do anything, i hope you have a great day, also please get out of my house
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no for real, what the fuck are you doing here, get out of my house im going to call the cops
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For context i was laying in bed with my partner and they had yoinked my dominant hand so i was just typing with one hand, and i wanted to very subtly/s hint at the fact i like neckbiting
Thank fuck they havent figured out neckbiting yet
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Thank fuck they havent figured out neckbiting yet
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I cant stop thinking about how they felt in my arms, the peace i felt when i could feel their heat on my body, every night i wish i could have them in my arms. My heart was racing and yet i have never felt more at peace, than when i was there
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Its extra funny since i have the title of man-whore in my friend group
Not me slowly realizing that i haven't felt any sexual or romantic attraction and when i had sexual encounters i was about as interested in it as i am when sitting in church for a baptism(i hold nothing but respect for christians, but im gonna be honest, it is kinda boring) so yeah, thats my realization that i had lying on my kitchen floor at like 2 am
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Not me slowly realizing that i haven't felt any sexual or romantic attraction and when i had sexual encounters i was about as interested in it as i am when sitting in church for a baptism(i hold nothing but respect for christians, but im gonna be honest, it is kinda boring) so yeah, thats my realization that i had lying on my kitchen floor at like 2 am
#the fuck does this make me#at most it felt kinda nice#but like#so does eating butter chicken#and i actually have a real want for butter chicken#kitchen floor realizations
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Hey people!
How do we feel about the fact that the release of Viva la Vida by Coldplay is further away in time than 2040???
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Is this a problem that cuddling or other types of affection from friends could assist with
Being smol is so annoying, like, I get overwhelmed so easily because there’s not enough me to store the emotions in
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