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My Incorrect Quote Posts

I’ve noticed that people actually LIKE my posts... Like, what? And I want to make more! (I might actually dedicate my account to these) Does anyone have any animes or movies or fandoms ect. in mind that yall wanna see and  I should do with my next post? If you do, please comment1 I think I’m doing Marvel next so... 

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UGH

I don’t like people anymore.

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More Random Incorrect Quotes ‘Cause I should Be Doing School But I’m Bored (Ft. Y/N)

Y/N: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him. What should I do?

Kageyama: Punch him in the stomach and when he doubles over, kiss him.

Noya: Tackle him.

Tanaka: Dump him.

Hinata: Kick him in the shins.

Tsukishima: No to ALL of those! Just ask me to lean down! Damn!

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Bakugo: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Bakugo: *agressively throws water bottle.*

Kaminari: Uh...

Sero: He’s trying to yell metal heath and wellbeing into us.

Bakugo: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU

Y/N: *crying* It’s working.

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Daichi: How do Y/N, Noya, and Tanaka get out of these situations?

Sugawara: *sighs* They don’t. They make a bigger mess that cancels out the first one.

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Kaminari: I’m quick at math.

Y/N: Alright. What’s 76 times 43?

Kaminari: 24

Y/N: Not even close.

Kaminari: But I was quick, wasn’t I ?

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Y/N: *hanging out with Kuroo and Kenma* Onion rings are just vegetable donuts.

Kuroo: *used to them* Sure they are, babe.

Y/N: Your stomach thinks all potateos are mashed.

Kuroo: *gives then confused/worried look* Okay

Y/n: Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake.

Kuroo:

Y/N: *oblivious* Lobsters are mermaid scorpions.

Kuroo: *crying* Y/N, please, stop.

Kenma: *fascinated* No, continue please.

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Levi: I could kill you if I wanted to, Y/N.

Y/N: Yeah? So could another human being.

Levi:

Y/N: So could a dog.

Levi:

Y/N: So could a very determined duck.

Levi:

Y/N: You aren’t special Levi.

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Kuroo: *meeting Karasuno for the first time* So what do you guys do?

Kagaeyama: I’m a setter.

Daichi: Captain and Wing Spiker

Nishinoya: Libero

Y/N: I make good life decisions.

Kuroo: That doesn’t coun-

Daichi: No, trust us. They’re our most valuable member.

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Y/N: Do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows into my mouth?

Ilda: You’re a hazard to society.

Bakugo: And a coward. Do twenty.

Ilda: NO-

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Y/N: *screaming* IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII FIXED IT!

Levi: What did you fix?

Y/N: EVERYTHING.

*loud exploding in background*

Y/N: ......except that.

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Kageyma: Fuck

Sugawara: Language!

Hinata: Shit!

Sugawara: Language!

Tsukishima: Who the fuck do you think you’re calling a bitch, you ass?!

Sugawara: Language!

Daichi: Now that’s one crazy motherfucker

Sugawara: Language!

Y/N: What the frick frack tickity tic tac snik snak, bro?

Sugawara:

Sugawara: What the fuck?

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Y/N: Anyone over 5′6″ doesn’t deserve happiness.

Tsukishima: I’m sorry what was that? I couldn’t hear you from all the way up here. Do you need a ladder? I can get a ladder.

Y/N: I will FUCK you UP!

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Y/N: I made tea.

Bakugo: I don’t want tea.

Y/N: I didn’t make you tes. This is my tea.

Bakugo: Then why did you tell me?

Y/N: Its a conversation starter.

Bakugo: Its fucking terrible.

Y/N: Oh is it? We’re conversing. Check. Mate.

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Y/N: *holding a deck of cards* Who wants a Tarot reading?

Eren: Those are Pokemon cards

Y/N: *holding a card* You got Bidoof, it means fuck you.

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Sirius: I can’t imagine what they’re planning, but I can tell you two things. We won’t like it. And it won’t be legal.

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Y/N: What’s worse than a heartbreak?

Kaminari: Realizing dragons can’t blow out their candles.

Y/N:

Y/N: *tearing up* bro

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Shigaraki: Why would you give a knife to Y/N!?

Toga: They felt unsafe.

Shigaraki: Now I fell unsafe!

Toga: I’m sorry.

Toga:....would you like a knife?

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Yashiro: Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, its the same moon Shakespeare, Marie Antoinette, Van Gogh, and Cleopratra looked at?

Hanako: They all looked at the same moon. They’re all dead. The moon is killing people! WAKE UP PEOPLE!

Y/N: What? No-

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Noya: *trying to flirt* Y/N you’re like an angel without wings.

Y/N: *oblivious* So like a human being?

Noya: ....dammit

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Incorrect Haikyuu Quotes Cause I’m bored (Ft. Y/N)

Sugawara: So how was the honeymoon?

Daichi: Y/N got super drunk, and tried to burn our marriage certificate saying “Good luck returning me without the receipt. So I’d say great>

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*in a groupchat*

Y/N: we spend a lot of our lives telling robots we aren’t robots, and doesn’t knowing that make you want to walk into the ocean? 

Sugawara: (y/n) it’s 3am please just go to sleep, i’m worried

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Y/N: You’re smiling, did something good happen today?

Tsukishima: I can’t smile because I feel like it?

Yamaguchi: Hinata tripped and fell during practice today

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Kenma: Can you do the thing?

Y/N: Hm? What thing?

Kenma: The thing that never fails to make me happy

Y/N: Oh.

(Y/N): *smiles*

Kenma: Thank you.

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Y/N: Tsukishima won’t come out of the locker room!

Kageyama: just tell him something.

Y/N: like what?

Kageyama: anything factually incorrect.

[five minutes later] Tsukishima, storming out of the locker room: did you just say the sun is a fucking planet-

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Y/N: Can I get a hug?

Nishinoya: *runs away*

Y/N, disappointed: Aw...

Ennoshita: Oh, he’s coming back!

Y/N: Huh?

Nishinoya: *running full speed at Y/N*

Y/N: Oh.

Y/N, panicking: Oh shit.

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Kuroo: wow that shirt is great, (Y/N).

(Y/N): thanks.

Kuroo : but I bet it would look better on Kenma’s floor

Kenma: are you hitting on (Y/N)... for me?

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(Y/N) : Say yes to Drugs

Yaku: Say no to drugs

Kuroo: it doesn’t matter what you tell drugs

Kuroo : because if you’re talking to drugs you’re taking Drugs

(Y/N): thanks science genius

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Cop: What’re your names?

Bokuto: Don’t tell them, (Y/N)

Cop : (Y/N)...

Bokuto : shit

(Y/N): Nice going, Bokuto

Cop:

(Y/N): fuck.

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Tanaka: hey Y/N...

Y/N: yeah?

Tanaka: can a person breathe in a washing machine while it's on?

Y/N:

Y/N: where's Nishinoya?

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Y/N: why do we sleep? i don't see the reason. what if it's addictive and the mattress companies started it to get more money?

Kuroo: babe, it's 4am. shut up and sleep

Y/N: that's exactly what they want

Kuroo:

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Y/N: waffles are like pancakes but with abs

Kuroo: sometimes i would like to know how your mind works...

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Tendou: tell me a way to be nice to people

Y/N: not killing them

Tendou:

Tendou: that's strange but i'll take it 

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XD im ded

Deku: I have a plan

Y/N: It can’t involve self-sacrifice.

Deku: I no longer have a plan.

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Reblog if you're a Slytherin.

gryffindor | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

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Tsukishima is my new boyfriend ‘cause IRL I’m going through a breakup and I cope with fictional characters so... FANFICS ALL DAY -cries-

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i love this

✨Haikyuu as memes✨ (more coming)

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I like dis

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What the FUCK

Ok, I’m sorry. WHy the hell do you people go around like “go fuck yourself” or “i invite you to go set yourself on fire?” Ya’ll are saying this shit just because they didn’t vote, or voted for Trump. JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE. If someone votes for Trump leave them the fuck be! This is why no one wants to share their votes with anyone. You people fucking give them death threats or cuss them out. Ya’ll need to SHUT your fucking mouths and piss off. Me? I don’t give a fuck about politics. They piss me off because people are dicks to each other. I do care, however, when people I follow are reposting this shit and I have to see it. That’s not what I’m on Tumblr for. I get enough of that IRL, thanks. If you keep doing this shit, lemme give you my own threat, YOU WILL DIE A PAINFUL DEATH AND BURN IN HELL. Doesn’t feel very good, does it? SO FUCKING STOP DOING IT TO OTHER PEOPLE. fuck!

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BNHA Y/N incorrect quotes cause im bored

Kirishima: Have you been yelled at by Y/N yet?

Bakugou: I’m not scared of Y/N.

Kirishima: So, no?

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Y/N: In the name of the Father, son, and Holy ghost

Kaminari: Head, shoulders, knees, and toes

Y/N: Turn up your nose, strike that pose!

Y/N and Kaminari: Hey Macarena!

1-A: GO TO SLEEP

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Bakugou: I’ve sent good vibes your way. They’re coming and there’s no way you can stop them.

Y/N:.....This is the most violent way I’ve been cheered up.

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Y/N: What’s the fear of being murdered called?

Bakugou: ........ common sense.

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Y/N: I wanna give you the world, but I only have, like, 200 yen.

Sero: Come here.

Y/N: *comes closer*

Sero: *hugs you*

Sero: I don’t have any cash on me yet I have the whole world in my arms right now.

Y/N: B R U H 

Sero: Bruh.

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Todoroki: How do you want your coffee?

Tokoyami: As dark and bitter as my soul.

Y/N: One glass of milk coming right up!

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Y/N: *t-posing in the dorms* Good morning, parental figure.

Aizawa: Good morning, problem child.

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Y/N: *does something stupid*

Bakugou: Great. I needed another reason to be attracted to you.

Y/N: ...what?

Bakugou: ANNOYED! I SAID ANNOYED!

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Y/N: Okay. I have this box. We are going to put what makes us happy into this box.

Ochaco: Can I put Izuku in the box?

Y/N: No. 

Ilda: Can we put Midoriya in the box?

Y/N: ...No.

Todoroki: Can I-

Y/N: WE’RE NOT PUTTING DEKU IN THE BOX!

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Kaminari: It’s really muggy today.

Y/N: If I go outside and see all our mugs on the lawn, I will kill you.

Kaminari: *Sips coffee from bowl*

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Bakugou: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak, like "look at this fucking flower, this flower is taller than I am, this flower is winning and I'm losing"

Y/N: Wow. You are not ready to hear about trees.

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(i HAVE to add this one)

Canon Izuku: Alright, villain me. Time for you to be defeated once and for all-

Villain Deku: wait wait wait

Villain Deku: I’m baby

Canon Izuku: what does that even mean

Fandom: you can’t do that

Canon Izuku: WHAT

Fandom: he’s baby, you can’t just do that

Canon Izuku: but he’s a villain-

Fandom: well he’s baby so

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Y/N:  So Denki just texted me

Y/N:  and he says, “so, don’t be worried but I did this stupid thing”

Y/N:  And I’m worried cause I already know that he’s a dumbass and has no self control

Y/N:  and he tells me, “so i got high and did this thing”

Y/N:  and I’m panicking even more

Y/N:  and he finally tells me,

Y/N:  “I bought a 900 dollar wheel of cheese from France. It should be arriving next week.”

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Y/N: *on the phone* hey, babe. Can you come over?

Bakugou: No, I’m grounded.

Y/N: What the hell are you grounded?

Bakugou: My mom said “son of a bitch” and I yelled HELL YEAH I AM

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Y/N: *wearing Ilda’s glasses* How do I look?

Ilda: I have no idea.

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Y/N: Aizawa just took the wheels from our heelyz. I feel like Lucifer dtripped of his wings.

Sero: I have to walk down the halls like a common wench and I am livid.

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Bakugou: Whatever you're thinking right now, stop

Y/N: What?

Bakugou: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid to piss me off so cut it out-

Y/N: I love you

Bakugou:

Y/N:

Y/N: Also cereal qualifies as a soup

Bakugou: I fucking knew it

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Tokoyami: I can't believe all these people dressed in black. All-black was my thing, and now everyone's doing it to be 'cool'. They're all posers

Y/N: Tokoyami, I cannot stress this enough. We are at Nighteye’s funeral

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Y/N: I know this is random, but Dom or Sub?

Midoriya Izuku: I guess Domino's. I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category.

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Kaminari: Because people are often buried in their best clothes, the zombie apocalypse would be a very formal affair.

Bakugou: If I die, I’m gonna be buried in battle armour. Good luck, bitch.

Y/N: If.

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Y/N: Oh look, we’re under the mistletoe. You know what that means.

Todoroki: Y/N, that isn’t mistletoe.

Todoroki, waking up in the middle of the night: Oh my god, they were flirting with me.

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(*WHEEZE* XD)

Shouto: *singing* I’m just like you

Zuko: *echoing* I’m just like you

Shouto: you’re just like me

Zuko: *echoing* you’re just like me

Shouto & Zuko: *holding hands* it’s something anyone can see

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*Kirishima playing with Y/N’s hair*

Y/N: Stop it Kirishima, you're ruining my reputation.

Kirishima: Then get off my lap.

Y/N: no

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Bakugou: Your existence is confusing.

Y/N: How so?

Bakugou: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

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Y/N: I will now torture you.

Dabi: [raises an eyebrow, smirking] Kinky.

Y/N: [smiles] I think you are sweet and beautiful.

Dabi: [tensing up] Wait…

Y/N: [moving toward him] You deserve to be cared for.

Dabi: [backing away] No.

Y/n: [leaning forward, trapping him against a wall] Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard.

Dabi: [holding up his hands] I need a safeword!

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Y/N: Bakugou has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced them.

Kirishima: That can’t be true!

Y/N: Watch this.

Y/N: Hey Bakubabe, race you to the bottom of the stairs!

Bakugou: [yeets self out the window]

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Ashido: *Sighs*

Y/N: You bored?

Ashido: Yeah.

Y/N: Wanna start drama for no reason?

Ashido: Thought you'd never ask

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Midoriya: I... I think I have a crush on Todoroki.

Y/N: Congratulations, you’re officially the last to know.

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Bakugou: I HATE YOU, DEKU!!

Midoriya: Yeah? WELL I HATE YOU TOO!!

[An hour later]

Bakugou, crying to Y/N: H-He wasn’t supposed to say it back!!

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(XD REEEEE)

Shigaraki: Goodnight.

Spinner: Goodnight.

Mr Compress: Sleep tight.

Toga: Don’t let the bed bugs bite.

Magne: Tonight.

Twice: Imma fight.

Toga: Til we see the sunlight.

Magne: Tik tok.

Twice: On the clock.

Toga: But the party don’t stop-

Dabi: SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Bakugou: I only feel one emotion and it is anger.

Y/N: Last night you drunk texted everyone of us a thousand heart emojis.

Bakugou: Out of anger.

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Vivamus, moriendum est.

“Let us live, since we must die.”

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@dxkuuu  -  Beige and Yellow

@maemi324  -  Yellow and Gold

@myherowritings  -  Emerald and yellow

Reblog and see what color you get

Yellow: You are such a sunshiney person and my dash is always brightened whenever you post

Maroon: I wish you followed me

Teal: You make me happy ♥

Auburn: I love you

Burnt Sienna: I love you but it’s a different color

Navy: We should talk more

Magenta: You are my favorite tumblr user

Fuchsia: Come catch these hands…with your own. I wanna hold your hand.

Dodie Yellow: You are literally my favorite person ever.

Cerulean: I would come to your house at 3 in the morning if you were sad bc you deserve to be loved and to be happy

Baby Pink: u so attractive??? how u do dat??

Barbie Pink: You are the best at everything i don’t get how

Crimson: I wanna cuddle with you

Emerald: You are my inspiration.

Gold: I can’t believe you exist. You’re such a blessing to this earth

Silver: I can’t believe we’re mutuals

Aquamarine: You are goals

White: Your icon is goals

Black: Marry Me

Beige: Idk what to say except W O W

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This is another AMAZING moodboard made by @dxkuuu​ and i just love them! My best friend has one now and she wants to make a banner of it for her wall!!!!! Thank you so much for these!

Hey, it's me again! My friend really loved the moodboard you made me and wanted one but she don't have Tumblr. Do you think you could make a Shoto Todoroki one and Tsukishima Kei (Haikyuu). For todoroki, her name is Miyuki Kori (Quirk: Blizzard) and for Tsukishima, it's Asuka Sugawara because her character is Sugamama's little sis and she like to be a cheerleader (ish) for the team. Thank you but don't do if you're busy! <3

Hey!! Sorry I’m late haha 😅 but anyway! I haven’t seen Haikyuu so I had to do a bit of research, and I hope the moodboard turned out alright, but let me know if there’s anything that needs to be fixed! Here they are! (You might have to click on them for better quality!)

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Future fanfic author... possibly?

I really want to get my work out there... but I’m nervous that I won’t do well. Last time I tried to do something like this, I got bullied a LOT for my content, art, fandoms, and ships. Does anyone have any advice for me so that I can feel more confident? 

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Sugamama all da way! XD he’s big bro.

hq tumblr where y’all sitting

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IDK

im sitting here while i SHOULD be doing schoolwork but im actually listening to The Purge Announcement Remix, Star Spangled Banner, and The Purge by StuntHard HotBoyz on my Purge playlist like XD idk what im doing with mah life.