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whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.

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if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

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Someone: Are you taken? Me: Ya for granted

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Alright tumblr gays, it’s time for some discourse

Your keysmashing is only valid if it includes letters from the following highlighted region:

Examples: asjglgjjggskaldhkakakdhh

agafsjdka

Lgjldhdkflsjjdldhh

Sgdkkfjdlsjagadshdkgllhjsjaldhzxajdkgsh

The above examples are valid

Examples of invalid and strange looking keysmashes:

Oteiyoeodortwowuyoe

Pwyeorncnbvncbmbvnvpwu

Itpyuye

Ncmvbb

You see, key smashes from outside the highlighted region are strange looking because they look like they could be valid words from a foreign language(welsh or Swedish) or they simply lack the size and shape variations of the highlighted region and thus cannot properly convey the E•mo•tion behind a key smash

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art activity: design a character based entirely around making them as much your friend’s type as possible, then gift it to them. half gesture of friendship, half call out.

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if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

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wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response 

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So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.

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My students are up to something. They keep coming up to me and handing me pieces of fruit, and when I ask why, they just smile cryptically and say, “Don’t worry about it.”

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kim possible rewatch: scenes that cracked me up [4/?]

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Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

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