Welcome to Season 2 of Brooklyn Mutants featuring the mixed up adventures of Wedny, Ark, takethesword, Clara, and Evan as we fumble through living under one roof.
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Red velvet bundt cake
Recipe
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East Coast Avengers, ASSEMBLE!
--> ST4RK TOWERS
#parting is such sweet etc#PS St4rk Towers is actually a penthouse#we have all of the top floor IT COUNTS#muahaha
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Sigh
This just in Tony should not be allowed to handle glass before morning caffeination sob PS for those of you not in the know: the Avengers have split! Stay tuned for the new adventures of the East Coast Avengers in Stark Towers just as soon as Jarvis finally puts up the goddamn wifi so Tony can stop phoneposting. Clint and company may possibly do something too, who knows.
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Buckycat is purring like a motorboat and grooming my hair, I think this is in thanks for how I wiped away his eye-gunk
how's that purple dye taste, Buckykins
do I remind you of daddy yet
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Carry-on luggage
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theomninerd:
Apple pie? Great. Cookies? Great.
Apple pie…cookies? How does one even…oh, like this.
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Oh look, a calendar that would actually get used in this apartment!
Would probably have to break it down like dishes duty, though ...
The Hälssen & Lyon tea calendar features calendar days made from tea leaves.
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and it was all SO GOOD
MY DINNER
I MADE A FEAST
I made mapo tofu and miso eggplant with pork and spinach with garlic and onions
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just a lazy saturday afternoon
internet relationships are bad and teens need to be told the facts. you may think you know someone online, but essentially what youre going on is a very extensively researched blind date. ive heard too many stories of people flying down to meet their long distance significant other of several years only to find out within four hours that they had been dating a lizard person in a human flesh suit, and were subsequently taken aboard the mothership and never heard from again.
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Hey guys guess what Tony made
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you're WELCOME
we have EIGHT BOXES OF GIRL SCOUT COOKIES NOW
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It all started thousands of years ago ... the earth was peaceful and quiet. The dinosaurs came and gone and there were animals, but not so much.
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Most successful Avenger trolling to date
THE JEREMY RENNER PILLOW POST HAS 340 NOTES AND NOBODY HAS COME CLEAN YET
WHO THE FUCK SENT ME THAT PILLOW YOU RAT FUCKERS
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