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(❔) Kim will remember that.

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All roads lead to Ostrava, whether you like it or not

P4GKF is the 8th most watched plane on Flightradar and I get to see this idiot circling above my house live

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I worked some times on this jfhghfj

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Shit I’ve learned about Disco Elysium without having played Disco Elysium:

You play the most disgusting pathetic being ever to exist.

Your partner is a more run-of-the-mill pathetic loser man and he is so excited to have someone around who sucks more than him.

There is a small child named Cuomo who does barbituates and know the exact slur to use to kill you instantly.

It will literally kill you because all damage in this game is potentially lethal, and most of it is from either getting your feelings hurt or staring at a lightbulb for too long.

Instead of boring shit like “Strength” or “Wisdom” your stats are like “Cartesian Dualism” and “Ability to Top”. They also talk to you.

Its about a police investigation

Its about communism

Its about gay sex

With a corpse?

It takes place like 30 years after Pathologic

It takes place in a rich and absolutely bizarre world the creators painstakingly sculpted over a decade. Most of it has no relevance to the plot and the rights now belong to a shitty game studio.

I should pirate it.

I should really play it.

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The thing about webcomics is that like 5% of them are well-written respectable works with creative passion behind them, and the other 95% are:

Endless stories with titles like “I am the Ultimate Player, Returning from the Underworld!”

Softcore porn

Softcore porn (Korean version)

A furry comic that has been updating every three months since 2002 and somehow contains more misogyny than my father’s Facebook profile

A mediocre fantasy story buried underneath the author’s desire to be able to use every single TikTok buzzword in marketing it

I Was The Prince’s Concubine But I Got Captured By The Demon Mafia! Who Am I Pregnant With Now?!

Baby’s first creepypasta

Softcore porn (Gay version) (<- It’s really just straight sex but instead of a girl there’s a highly effeminate twink)

Video game isekai

Fantasy isekai

Plot-free image gallery of a conventionally attractive black-haired man looking bashfully at his blond clone

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With Kamala/Walz going up DAILY, I've seen more people talking about voting third party/Jill Stein (EW) and I believe the above screencaps from @three--rings can explain WHY Third Party votes NEVER work NOR is this the election to screw around in.

Everyone....like she says above.....PLEASE LEARN FROM HISTORY!!!

(Because if Trump gets in, he's NEVER LEAVING).

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how i purpose the community should handle the dr bright situation

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Not Musk being right next to Nikola Tesla in the science section

My man is rotating in his grave right now

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Btw you can be intensely critical of the Democratic party and recognize that it is full of aged out of touch moderates who are refusing to meet the urgency of the moment,

and also recognize that voting for Democrats is extremely important because it allows things like the confirmation of Justices and prevents the literal fascist party from gaining more power and that harm reduction is an important end in itself

These things can coexist

Politics is a long game. Being disappointed and angry today does not obviate your responsibility to participate

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Alright, so we all know that Kim has war trauma from working juvy for 15 years, but I feel like we don't talk enough about the fact that he's canonically a pinball champion, which he had to to become as a part of his job as a juvy cop, AND that that was apparently necessary to infiltrate the pinball Mafia?? And that is was THIS that made his precinct move him to the homicide department and promote him to the rank of lieutenant???? He also had to train for 9 MONTHS for this.

WAS HE REALLY JUST SO GOOD AT PINBALL THEY GAVE HIM A PROMOTION OR DID SOMETHING ELSE HAPPEN. WAS THERE A MURDER INVOLVED???

THAT'S INSANE. WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT IT.

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This man would like you to think he hates pinball, but he's clearly in denial. The evidence is clear. Kim Kitsuragi is a massive nerd.

Alright, so we all know that Kim has war trauma from working juvy for 15 years, but I feel like we don't talk enough about the fact that he's canonically a pinball champion, which he had to to become as a part of his job as a juvy cop, AND that that was apparently necessary to infiltrate the pinball Mafia?? And that is was THIS that made his precinct move him to the homicide department and promote him to the rank of lieutenant???? He also had to train for 9 MONTHS for this.

WAS HE REALLY JUST SO GOOD AT PINBALL THEY GAVE HIM A PROMOTION OR DID SOMETHING ELSE HAPPEN. WAS THERE A MURDER INVOLVED???

THAT'S INSANE. WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT IT.

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Which implies that the fact he became a pinball champion was so embarrassing, they decided to just promote him and move him to homicide.

Alright, so we all know that Kim has war trauma from working juvy for 15 years, but I feel like we don't talk enough about the fact that he's canonically a pinball champion, which he had to to become as a part of his job as a juvy cop, AND that that was apparently necessary to infiltrate the pinball Mafia?? And that is was THIS that made his precinct move him to the homicide department and promote him to the rank of lieutenant???? He also had to train for 9 MONTHS for this.

WAS HE REALLY JUST SO GOOD AT PINBALL THEY GAVE HIM A PROMOTION OR DID SOMETHING ELSE HAPPEN. WAS THERE A MURDER INVOLVED???

THAT'S INSANE. WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT IT.

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Alright, so we all know that Kim has war trauma from working juvy for 15 years, but I feel like we don't talk enough about the fact that he's canonically a pinball champion, which he had to to become as a part of his job as a juvy cop, AND that that was apparently necessary to infiltrate the pinball Mafia?? And that is was THIS that made his precinct move him to the homicide department and promote him to the rank of lieutenant???? He also had to train for 9 MONTHS for this.

WAS HE REALLY JUST SO GOOD AT PINBALL THEY GAVE HIM A PROMOTION OR DID SOMETHING ELSE HAPPEN. WAS THERE A MURDER INVOLVED???

THAT'S INSANE. WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT IT.

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FALIN FOUR AND DUNGEON MEAL??

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Dude, how can it be that every single fucking thing about US politics trends on here immediately, yet when 27 countries in the EU vote and there's a historic, alarming lurch to the right (far right parties have won the elections in Italy, Austria and France), it's not even trending? In Germany, the AFD, a right-wing populist, anti-democratic, racist party with a wing that is officially extremist (read: Nazis) and is in parts monitored by the office for the protection of the constitution, is the second strongest party (also among 17-24 year olds!). Guess I'll die.

Edit, because so many people in the tags are like "because most of tumblr is US-American":

The point of this post was never "why aren't Americans talking about this". The point was to ask why only American politics (and sometimes UK politics) ever make it to the trending page at all. It's not like only Americans can make things trend on tumblr. Eurovision is trending every year despite Americans not giving a fuck about it. The point is, why aren't the people directly affected by this election posting about it more? Sure, it would be great if more Americans would care about foreign politics the way everyone else is forced to care about US politics, but this post was never about Americans in the first place.

Edit two: tumblr is not a news source! I've seen some comments on how I should've included more info in the original post. The thing is, this was a post where I just wanted to vent my own personal grievances and I had no idea it would blow up like this (which is great, I'm glad people are talking about this topic!). If you want to read up on the election, please go to serious news sources and not tumblr.