jewish-culture-is

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Jewish culture is thinking you found a really nice skirt only to pull it off the rack and find it's fucking PANTS

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Sephardi Jewish culture is only know hearing about the blood tests Ashkis have to take?!

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jewish culture is wanting my bang my head against a wall every time my history teacher brings up israel or jews

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Jewish culture is the ability joy you feel when a food you've been craving finally goes on the list

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Jewish culture is spending all lesson teaching your non Jewish teacher about Judaism and being so happy to see how excited she is to learn about our religion

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Jewish culture is arguing with the hebrew academy

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Jewish culture is having police cars vans, people and horses patrolling the area whenever there's a festival but the Christians and Muslims can go on their merry way without seeing police at every corner because we have a higher threat of being attacked

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Jewish culture is believing that everything Hashem does is gam tzu l'tova but why can't the l'tova part hurry the fuck up how long do I have to sufferrr

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ethnically jewish raised culturally christian culture is feeling isolated from your extended family and other jews because you never celebrated any holidays or went to synagouge growing up. and now youre older and want to reconnect but dont know how.

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Jewish culture is turning your phone back on after Shabbat or Chag and just holding it away from your ear as it blings endlessly

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Jewish culture is looking on in amazement at a bunch of drunk men dancing and carrying the Torah and haven't managed to drop them yet

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Jewish culture is thinking of that one mosquito post here when the lone mosquito in the house finds your arm. in OCTOBER

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jewish culture is always wondering if you're white or not (this problem has plagued me a lot as someone who's italkim)

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Jewish culture is singing more songs during the 7th hakafah than the other six combined

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Jewish culture is the rabbi getting so drunk he falls out the chair

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Jewish culture is loving hebrew and hebrew not loving you back <33

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jewish-in-progress (convert) culture is learning that one of your previous belief is antisemitic and feeling like a horrible person while you try to unlearn it

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