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Jewish culture is spelling Channukkah a different way every time you write it.

return of janice!

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jewish culture is jamming out to the maccabeats

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Jewish culture is loving Zabar's black and white cookies (or blue and white, for Hanukkah)

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jewish culture is yerushalmi kugel as a midnight snack

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Jewish culture is Julian Bashir's surname reminding you of the word bashert.

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Jewish culture is being so beyond excited to start learning kabbalah (even though im an actual teenager) like please blow my mind with Jewishness I can't wait 🤩

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Jewish culture is using the negel vasser cup to wash round vegetables eg tomatoes, radishes and mushrooms cos those small fuckers never want to stay in your hand and have a shower

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Jewish culture is YidKit (the app)

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Chinese Jewish culture is hearing your friends complaining about their Nagging Jewish Softa and thinking. Fool. Come back to me when you've experienced the horror of the Nagging Chinese Ama.

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Jewish culture is... Actually no this isn't Jewish culture but it's my culture and I think it's funny. Going to a Hanukkah event and it's one of the first in-person things you go to after the pandemic so you forgot how to act around people, your mom telling you not to swear because you swear like a sailor, and you promise you'd be good, and then...

And then your kippah falls off and you scream "G-d dammit!"

And. Everyone. Stares.

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Jewish culture is reminding yourself that Andrew Garfield is Jewish and then getting all giddy bc he played your favorite Spiderman and agshdnfjfnfj <333333

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Jewish culture is sufganiyot!! I missed them so much. I ate one this morning. I love them.

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Jewish culture is being sick ans tired of explaining to goys (and sometimes Jews) that all the rules (eiruv and gates such as tznuit) isn't us making loopholes. Hashem told us the laws, we're just trying to make life easier for other Jews (btw this aren't decisions made overnight, they take so much time with the greatest rabbis using all our holy books in order to do this as efficiently and as close to the actual halacha as possible)

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Jewish culture is being mad that people don't understand that we put up the eiruv and raise so much money for it because we want to make life easier for people who need assistance to get to shul (people with strollers or in wheelchairs)

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Jewish culture is the answer to most (if not all) halachic questions being 'it depends' because we actually care about other people :)

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Jewish culture is my dark secret: ...I don't like latkes. They're just uninteresting to me. But who would listen?

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Jewish culture is downloading a compass app so you can pray towards Jerusalem

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