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I humanized the Magic School Bus, since it’s Ms Frizzle’s TARDIS equivalent! I mean, she IS a Timelord right? And the cliche of overused references ensued!

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I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

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dawg I don’t even know what the hell is going on

I have made several mistakes… I am only in shorts and a swim top as I was going for a walk and then jumping in, my car is 4km away and my towel is still on the beach AT THE OTHER END

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*dry food crunches* Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

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Ocean/water stamps

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being evil ain't so bad actually-

NOOO POOR GIGAVOLT

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straight up jorkin it. and by "it", hehe . let's justr say. my thousand live rounds

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covers him in kisses , big kisses , all the kisses

Theres a sweet rumble of a purr from his chest…

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Are you arachnophobic (afraid of spiders)

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