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2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

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well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep

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some idoggies for your bloggies f2u with reblog/credit

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starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

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some (kinda risque) computer-loving pins from the 80s

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genuinely so scary that you can't access the page on the ssc website that guides you through changing your sex designation. so so fucking scary. they are already making our lives harder. they are already taking what little resources we have.

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blocky possum

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snack break

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he died in a wii remote recalibration accident

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having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

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Buses are very tolerant of humans and not skittish at all. Trains are much less tolerant and they get scared easily ... Trains hate when their way of life /schedule is disturbed. Even a small deviation will be very stressful for a train. While buses are used to it. They have to deal with cars every day so their tolerance is very high. Buses are like large herbivores. You can't push them over or make them do something they don't like. You may train it but they still go their own way most of the time. Very independent. While a train doesn't know what to do when it sees a plastic bag on the tracks

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fuckkkk spilled some awesomesauce on my huge cleavage

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running for president as a member of the American Fujoshi Party with a foolproof plan to address male loneliness

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gps but for a way out of this

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Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!

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Assortment of mixed generations of the apple ipod shuffles + nanos in clusters of like-colors.

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