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i request more kerfur and kel. it brings me nourishment.
same, have a comic
access denied/comforting presence
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I saw this gif on discord and added half-life sfx to it
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Knowing almost zero about celebrities is fun because then you live in a world where movie reviews just arbitrarily say things like "that's right folks....this character was played by none other than gabooble dooble himself" "it has zippo zappo as the villain....what more do I need to say???" "Five words for you: wibbly flimflim plays a cowboy." Wow!
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we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am
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I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead
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What do y'all think they're keeping in the Sharpedo Bluff barrels
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Fuck self modesty! Tell me something you know you're great at! I'll start. I'm a great cook.
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Hey, buddy. Down here. You can control my gay ass using WASD (or arrrow keys).
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in my most recent game of team defense fort 2 i was banned from a 24/7 hightower pony rp server for screaming ‘incoming gamer!’ into my mic every time i respawned or charged as demoman. and i have to say, nothing really prepares you for the sensation of hearing a grown man say with no hint of irony in his voice, ‘mr sex goblin, if you dont stop saying that im banning you from ponyville forever’
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