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i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper

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neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets

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Friends:  Do some D&D art! Me:  Like this? 

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If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

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i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone

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what the fuck is ambient water

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just learned about farming simulator

I mean, I already knew about it, but I just learned about it

Did you know that the target audience for Farming Simulator is actual real-world farmers? Because I didn’t. I just assumed that farmers probably don’t want to go home from a day of farming to do some (presumably highly inaccurate) virtual farming?

Like, imagine if the target audience for Power Washing Simulator was actual professional power washers.

Farming Sim gets sponsored by companies and shit to put ads in their games. But since the game is for farmers, all of the ads target farmers. Advertising products that, realistically, only farmers would be interested in. Aka John Deere tractors and shit.

There’s a fucking farming sim esports league. Where do they play? Agriculture conventions. not gaming conventions. agriculture conventions.

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no U are not anyones “yandere girlfriend” you are a white girl with cat ear headphones who calls herself mizaki chan

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god dammit, just battled an ancient evil too powerful to defeat alongside my heroic allies and now they're all talking about "locking it away" and "binding it in a vessel" we are soooooo fucked

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Elmo's gonna have to fuck a bitch up!

P.M. Seymour

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I've been gleebifying my friends cat.

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Thing that happened to me the other day >////<