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#ive at least STARTED all but valhalla#i have valhalla sat in a cupboard still in its original packaging after begging for it for Months when it came out...#i never play video games these days i wanna start again!!
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just realised that i started playing assassins creed 8 years ago almost exactly to the day........ literally a third of my life
#ezio auditore has been my favourite character for a third of my life. what the fuck#longest running blorbo of all time. my best friend my special lil guy my short king my bloodied and beaten shell of a man#first time i played ac was just before my 16th birthday- my dad was taking me to paris for the weekend and we had to set off in the middle#of the night so i figured there was no point going to sleep. so i found ac2 on his xbox and remembered watching my brother play it#when we were little#and i thought sure i'll give it a go. and played for 8hrs straight#and then i was HOOKED#every weekend when i went to my dads me and my sister would play ac for hours#i was thinking about it Non Stop i think it was my first major hyperfixation and tbh i dont think any since then has been as intense#as a reward for my gcses my mum bought me an xbox so i could play at hers too#i played almost the whole series and read pretty much every book#i even developed a love of art history- which im now thinking about studying at university- because of ac2#anyway all this to say i turn 24 this week and i havent played ac in months but it still had such a huge impact on me#during some kinda shitty years of my life and i think it will always feel like a big part of me#which is kinda nice i think
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i love reading through this blog bc enough time has passed in between each post for me to have forgotten what ive posted and im sooo funny its like a little love letter from me to me
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Howdy there! I made a thing! I never posted that I finished this, but boy howdy did I finish this! I’m genuinely surprised to say, but my ten years too late Lezio fic is in the top ten biggest fics in the whole of Ao3 for the AC Fandom and also the largest Lezio fic at all. I am so, so proud of this fic. Do you like angst? Do you like domestic bliss? Do you like pining, lemons, whump, romance, idiots to lovers, and idiots in love, and bottom Ezio? then boy howdy do I have the fic for you!
Stop by. Give it a read! I hope you like it!
#its 3am and im 4 chapters into this. its VERY good#i <3 it when my comfort characters are broken and bloodied and moaning thats exactly what they should be doing#ac 2#ezio x leonardo#ezio auditore#leonardo da vinci
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Assassin's Creed is such an interesting franchise because it started with a simple action-adventure game set during a specific time period depicting a clandestine war between two historically extant but extremely specific and sectarian factions - the Hashashin and the Knights Templar - and through the process of franchization turned their conflict into a comprehensive secret history conspiracy which explains literally every single event to happen in human history over the last 2000 years and beyond. There is literally not a single thing that's happened ever that didn't have something to do with them. Thus the assassination of Julius Caesar 44 years before Christ existed is somehow the result of a feud between a Nizari Shia Muslim secret society and a Crusades-era Roman Catholic military order, I guess.
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13 years late to the party but have some ezioleo fanart
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Ubisoft Assassin's Creed's Evie Frye Voice Actress Victoria Atkins has been replaced by AI while protesting for SAG-AFTRA
She also never receives residuals
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Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood (2010)
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When you shitpost a little too hard and now the whole world knows you're a hole
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Ezio Auditore da Firenze - Early concept (Assassin’s Creed II)
#TITS OUT!!!!#fem queen...#they didnt keep this design because they knew i would be insufferable about it
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every day at work i think "tonight when i get home i will play assassins creed" and then i get home and do not play assassins creed
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i love you early ac games i love you altaïr i love you ezio trilogy i love you kenways i love you modern day assassins i love you animus glyphs i love you recruit missions i love you forest parkour i love you bureaus and dens i love you subject sixteen i love you eagle vision that stays on while sprinting i love you precursor lore i love you assassin tombs i love you ten year old graphics i love you
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if i had an italian boyfriend i wouldnt be posting videos like "breaking pasta in front of my italian boyfriend" "telling my italian boyfriend i hate his cooking" "psychologically torturing my italian boyfriend". i would make videos of holding my italian boyfriends hand. watching tv with my italian boyfriend. loving and cherishing my italian boyfriend. taking the ice out of his wine. gluing his pasta back together. having crazy gay sex with my italian boyfriend. rip to those tiktok users but im different
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