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Whenever the canon destiel supernatural episode happens i want Jensen Ackles to sit his ass down and thank tumblr hellers by saying their usernames like youtubers thank their patreon supporters

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hey guys, look, i (obviously) love tmg as much as the next guy, but can we like...not maintag posts that are just quoting a line from a song? it makes it genuinely impossible to find any other posts in the maintags. like please feel free to keep posting those! but maybe don't put them in the maintag? thanks <3

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if dems lose i think it truly will be misha collins's last straw. everyone get ready for cockles 2028

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the best time to abuse substances was yesterday. the second best time is now

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At least people on the internet are so funny

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at the start of the pandemic my friends and i kept sincerely going “at least people are being funny online” [nodding] “people are simply being so funny online” to each other in sombre tones over and over and over .and you know what. people are still being so fucking funny online

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i eat a couple milky ways for breakfast take my coffee light and sweet show up for dinner when you tell me to i heap the sugar high and white on everything i eat carry an apple in my pocket i write reminders on my skin clip meaningless pictures from old magazines i tape them to the walls its a bad place im in and nothing you could say or do will stop me and a thousand dead friends cant stop me i go back to places i remember see whats been going on without me stare down the strangers at the bus stop pretend theyve been gossiping about me white sugar by the spoonful cantaloupes and grapefruits and watermelons i force it down like it was medicine anybody asks you tell em what you wanna tell em but the best youve got is powerless against me and all your little schemes break when they come crashing up against me

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I am lowkey unfit for human interaction

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the lovely woman who owned kabosu, the shiba known as doge, should get to take a point blank shot at elon musk with the doohickey that killed shinzo abe

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okay ill concede to the liberals that I dont think kamala harris would have put elon musk in charge of a government department called doge.

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"what do we do about people who fake disabilities to get ssi" we throw them a fucking party for pulling off the most difficult and unrewarding grift of all time. literally i don't care

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mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

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they should make clothes that are designed by people who are familiar with human anatomy & physiology

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FUCK SHIT FUVK VUCK FSHIT SHIT FUKC

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honestly look at the bright side at least you’re not 14

I’M NOT FOURTEEN!!!!!!

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living at the core of a planet-eating extractive empire is cool but i just wish the domestic politics could be normal. none of these ideas have anything to do with one another