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goodbye soucy i’ll always be grateful for the time u cross checked mcdavid in the face
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I have been radicalized by Canadian patriotism and now I wish great things for all of the players of the Canadian 4 Nations team and Montreal Canadiens.
And yes, that includes my former nemesis turned hero Connor McDavid
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@n1ebieski yeah no chance buddy. First place is mine.
Fantasy hockey league update:
After a long battle between first and second, i forgot to update my roster for the week before the break. Now sitting solidly in second, a whopping 10.5 points behind first. Just barely out of third by 1 point💀💀
@atvu86 i can still make a comeback, right?
#the epic highs and lows of the worlds most médiocre fantasy hockey league#Kevin Lankinen's 4 shutouts keeping me alive#I did make trades just to be petty then dropped a guy anyways
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I all most threw up.

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everyone on hockeyblr all the time
#pius suter#nils hoglander#conor garland#dakota joshua#william eklund#william nylander#i might have a problem
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I just wanna see JT Miller and Tyler Myers old men kiss
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FIRST GOAL OF THE SEASON FROM OUR CAPTAIN SEXY, AUSTON MATTHEWS!!!!!! WE SEE YOU AND LOVE YOU 34
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Happy Birthday to two of my favourite guys:
1. Captain McSexy of the Vancouver Canucks, best NHL defence player, 1/3 faces of NHL 25: QUINN HUGHES
2. My Grandpa, thanks for not dying when you got stabbed that time when someone was trying to rob your house.
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Was I upset that I didn’t get to see Conor Garland, yes. But did it bring much joy to see some of Oilers top starting players have to go to shootout against AHL Canucks, absolutely yes.
(Connor McDavid missing the net after going first in the shootout was pure gold)
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Being there to watch Connor McDavid miss the net in shootout was the best birthday present.
anywaysss ahl canucks forced nhl oilers to a shootout so that’s awkward for the oilers lmao
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That must suck bud, CANT RELATE
a very rude and not nice reaction to finding out my fantasy hockey team is FUCKED (for the time being)
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Anytime I read the word "bud" in a hockey fic, I go "wait you gotta categorize this." Is this bud as in completely platonic? Bud as in dating, married, or in love with you? Bud as in we just had sex and we are lying together Sidney Crosby style? Or is this bud as in "ohh buddy", or bud you are my child (usually not this one).
On the scale of Sidney Crosby bud's, where do we lie??
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Weirdo.
My bestie is giving me her nhl nursing home headcanons 😭😭 love u girl you’re so correct
#the absolute worst senior citizens#instead of fist fights they brag about their grandchildren#Mr Crosby please put your hearing aids in#my mind is a place
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The current plan to romance Artūrs Šilovs:
*Screams into mic during Phantom of the Opera karaoke.*
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MAKE THEM KISS
I’m not a serious hockey card collector, I have them for two reasons: to see them look pretty and hold them in my palm like a small kitten, and to make them kiss like paper dolls
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