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THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE

SECOND ROUND: 5th Tilt

Beowulf, Beowulf & Grendel (2005) VS. Darkness, Legend (1985)

Propaganda

Beowulf, Beowulf & Grendel (2005) Portrayed by: Gerard Butler Defeated Opponents: - King Henry V [Kenneth Branagh], Henry V (1989) - King Arthur [Richard Harris], Camelot (1967)

“I mean I don’t even know what to say? A classic hero. He's got humour, insight, valour, mercy, kindness, and Gerard Butler's flawless fucking face. King shit. Husband material.”

Darkness, Legend (1985) Portrayed by: Tim Curry Defeated Opponents: - Zbyszko z Bogdanca [Mieczyslaw Kalenik], Knights of the Teutonic Order (1960) - Uglúk [Nathaniel Lees], The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)

“The confidence. The swagger. The HORNS. The YEARNING and obsession. That Iconic entrance through the mirror. How can this creature of fantasy and nightmare not have a place in this tourney?”

Additional Propaganda Under the Cut

Additional Propaganda

For Beowulf:

For Darkness:

"Look, generally speaking, I'm not really a monsterfucker. But even I have to say that gifs alone do not do Darkness justice. There is a presence in his voice (I mean, obviously, he's played by Tim Curry) that cannot be communicated without seeing him in action. Seduction is very much a large part of this character."

“If you don't find it hot to have Tim Curry's sexy voice coming out of the wickedly smirking face of a huge demon with a perfectly sculpted powerful red body that is glistening in the firelight, then I don't know what to tell you. This character is sin personified. The best kind of sin.”

“I would kill 1000 unicorns for him.”

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I think think this would be one of the funnier interactions in an “Ezra and Luke are in the rebellion at the same time together” timeline.

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fought to get these done before the next quangle they truly get more and more unhinged each time

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in my '?' era

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i hate writing smut.

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i think boba tea exists in star wars with the exact same taste and components as the real thing but it has some stupid name like orb fluid or something

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we're all dead now!

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the vampire bond

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SAM REID as LESTAT DE LIONCOURT

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babe. I know we’re all going thru a lot rn but I just wanna give u the heads up that sesame streets future is in jeopardy. hbo has chosen not to renew it for new episodes (a series that has been going since 1969) and the residents of 123 Sesame Street no longer have a home :(

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its nuts how many queer people on here still havent moved past "so are you a boy nonbinary or a girl nonbinary" type shit

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Don't feel bad for the suicidal cats... X

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Battling my fear of posting random little sketches, so here's a Luke study for you Because I love him and because art block