You'll get wiser with age. Yeah... No. I'm as dumb as I was 20 years ago. 80ies OG. She/Her.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Husband heating up his leftover burrito:
-Do you think I should use knife and fork to eat it?
Me (not aware it was a decision requiring two people):
-I don't know. Is it firm? Can you hold it comfortably? Is it soggy? Is it hot? Does it leak?
Husband:
-You are asking too many unnecessary questions.
Me:
-Just use cutlery.
#things my husband says#things my husband does#midlife crisis#mid-life crisis#mid life crisis#married life#marriage#mental load
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Husband on the phone with the garage, takes a moment to consult me (yeeey);
Husband: we need two new tires.
Me: ok, just make sure they are all year tires, not just summer.
Husband: ok. (picks up the phone again and without missing a beat, continues speaking to the garage). Yeah, summer tires are fine.
#things my husband says#things my husband does#are all men like that#relationship#marriage#communication#trying to talk to my husband#why is he like that#i am so tired#mid life crisis#mid-life crisis#midlife crisis
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Hi! My mum and I had a conversation in the car where I mentioned how funny I found this bit, because I had read it as Anathema thinking that she had, in fact, just been run over by a very campy gay couple, and a campy gay couple wouldn't harm her. But my mum read this as Anathema, who she thought could feel that Crowley was a demon, realizing that she was also in the presence of an angel, and an angel wouldn't harm her. And I guess I just wanted to know which was the intended message?
The version that Terry and I had in mind when we wrote it was the former.
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Today we went back for the jacket he didn't like. They did not have his size anymore, so he tried fitting the smaller one and pretending the sleeves were not obviously too short.
Introducing my new (and so far first and only), series: "things my husband says". With a promise of possible spin-off "things my husband does".
While shopping for a new jacket.
Me: Try on tbis one!
Husband: it's not comfy.
Me: oh pitty, what's wrong with it?
Husband: it's black.
I mean... he is not wrong. It was black...
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Introducing my new (and so far first and only), series: "things my husband says". With a promise of possible spin-off "things my husband does".
While shopping for a new jacket.
Me: Try on tbis one!
Husband: it's not comfy.
Me: oh pitty, what's wrong with it?
Husband: it's black.
I mean... he is not wrong. It was black...
#things my husband says#things my husband does#apparently black jacket is plain#plain clothing is NOT comfy#can't really argue with THAT logic
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Lord Have Mercy 🥵
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WEBSITES FOR WRITERS {masterpost}
E.A. Deverell - FREE worksheets (characters, world building, narrator, etc.) and paid courses;
Hiveword - Helps to research any topic to write about (has other resources, too);
BetaBooks - Share your draft with your beta reader (can be more than one), and see where they stopped reading, their comments, etc.;
Charlotte Dillon - Research links;
Writing realistic injuries - The title is pretty self-explanatory: while writing about an injury, take a look at this useful website;
One Stop for Writers - You guys... this website has literally everything we need: a) Description thesaurus collection, b) Character builder, c) Story maps, d) Scene maps & timelines, e) World building surveys, f) Worksheets, f) Tutorials, and much more! Although it has a paid plan ($90/year | $50/6 months | $9/month), you can still get a 2-week FREE trial;
One Stop for Writers Roadmap - It has many tips for you, divided into three different topics: a) How to plan a story, b) How to write a story, c) How to revise a story. The best thing about this? It's FREE!
Story Structure Database - The Story Structure Database is an archive of books and movies, recording all their major plot points;
National Centre for Writing - FREE worksheets and writing courses. Has also paid courses;
Penguin Random House - Has some writing contests and great opportunities;
Crime Reads - Get inspired before writing a crime scene;
The Creative Academy for Writers - "Writers helping writers along every step of the path to publication." It's FREE and has ZOOM writing rooms;
Reedsy - "A trusted place to learn how to successfully publish your book" It has many tips, and tools (generators), contests, prompts lists, etc. FREE;
QueryTracker - Find agents for your books (personally, I've never used this before, but I thought I should feature it here);
Pacemaker - Track your goals (example: Write 50K words - then, everytime you write, you track the number of the words, and it will make a graphic for you with your progress). It's FREE but has a paid plan;
Save the Cat! - The blog of the most known storytelling method. You can find posts, sheets, a software (student discount - 70%), and other things;
I hope this is helpful for you!
(Also, check my blog if you want to!)
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Sixth and last entry for Drawtober - Candlelit Coven
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I know “slut/slutet” just means “end” in swedish but I literally don’t know how I’m supposed to compose myself looking at these images
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they keep hyping up the new ghost files episode as the "stupidest one yet" I have such high expectations
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