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Zuck going homophobic in 2025 to save himself from an FTC antitrust case is peak capitalism.

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Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope

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bitches will see the word garlic and hit reblog

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People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

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im probably your most doomed oomf

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Cybertruck blew up outside Trump's hotel in Vegas. Wild footage, I've never seen an EV flat-out detonate like that and I'm thinking that it wasn't the battery.

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jacking off to christmas porn on christmas day: arguably one of the most rock bottom experiences someone can have while sober

jacking off to christmas porn on christmas eve: suspicious but not unprecedented. why so eager ?

jacking off to christmas porn the day after christmas: i really wish you would stop using your body "ironically"

jacking off to christmas porn any other time during the winter: festive, sensitive soul, attuned to the changing of seasons & the zeitgeist-erotique

jacking off to christmas porn in the spring, summer or fall: transgressive, unbound by convention and condition, able to see beyond the manifest and apply the particular anywhere, at any time. might just have a christmas fetish -- but the line between these things is not drawn as clearly as some might wish

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I seriously believe that if you're eating fucking pizza on christmas and aren't like, a little orphan boy who's finally getting a taste of warm food for once im his life, There's no saving you. Spiritually. Damning. Like you aren't fit to work. You aren't mentally fit to like, own a bank account, cause you clearly dont understand anything. Your furniture should be reposessed your car your house your children your spouse, and you should like, be left destitute. And someone should like, sprint past you on horseback with a looooong ice pick and just swing it into your head as they go bye and end your life. Cleanly. Like yes there's blood but your skull just looks like a crab that got hit with a crab hammer. Not to crazy. Like 1 impact zone and youre out. You don't go to heaven or hell either because you lack a soul. Doubly so if you doordash a pizza cause you dont wanna get yo big fat ass up. I have to get my big fat ass up to serve you. So fucking irresponsible with your money give me that shit. Route your paycheck to my bank account I make 13 an hour I have nothing to lose I'll fucking kill myself right now I wanna drink your blood

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Since you enjoy electricity poles, what do you think of the themes in that photo of the guy giving the other mouth to mouth after he gets zapped, 'the kiss of life' i think it's called? I, myself, go completely feral whenever i see that photo

threesome

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shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

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i love you. im pregnant and its toys

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IF YOU THINK ALIENS ARE FAKE

CHECK WHO IS YOUR MOM BED ME AND IT IS SEX WE ARE DOING

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Les amants criminels (1999) // dir. François Ozon

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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy