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a fun fact i can post now: the glasgow subway ticket machines have had a little sticker added to them that says they don't accept the new king charles bank notes and if you have those you have to go to the counter to use them. i assume the keyword here is new and this is because the image-recognition of the cash machine can't for whatever reason be quickly updated to accept novel currency as legitimate. but frankly it's more fun to imagine the machines have refused to accept the transfer of power and are just straight up committing treason on purpose.

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every august without fail is like i will give you some of the most beautiful golden summer moments of your life but also you will be thinking about childhood and loss constantly. it will always be either 5pm or 2am

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lord the peasants are so loud today

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

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When Amara said “I can see inside your heart. Feel the love you feel. Except, it’s cloaked in shame.” And later we find out Dean was never in love with her…yeah so what does that mean exactly

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Dean's boyfriends ranked by how normal they were about him (from most to least):

4. Lee Webb. As normal as one could get about Dean Winchester. Like yeah, he tried to kill him, but that was completely unrelated to them being exes. Even able to have a nice, friendly reunion with Dean, no hard feelings at all (again, until Lee tried to kill him).

3. Benny Lafitte. Genuinely probably the closest Dean got to a normal relationship with a man and they probably could have made it work if they weren't both hung up on other people. Benny did end up sacrificing his life for Dean, after Dean ghosted him even, but Dean was only partly the motivation there. Still, seeing the dynamic between Dean and Cas in Purgatory and willingly inserting yourself is kind of bonkers.

2. Crowley. Man started this relationship thinking he had the upper hand, then caught feelings and fully shattered himself on the altar of Dean Winchester. Went around telling people that Dean completes him after they had a regrettable summer fling, then sacrificed his life for him because that's just what falling in love with late-seasons Dean does to a motherfucker.

(Special mention of Chuck, who while completely abnormal about Dean was never his boyfriend, as much as he wishes.)

1. Castiel. And it's not even close. In this competition, Cas takes the gold, silver and bronze. Laid a hand on Dean in hell and never had a normal thought again. You just know he had fantasies for years about confessing his love for Dean while dying in his arms before it actually happened. Fortunately for him, Dean matches his freak perfectly.

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I honestly think one of the rudest things SPN ever did was make Dean say, “There’s things, there’s people, feelings that I wanna experience differently than I have before. Or maybe even for the first time,” and never have it brought up again.

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“Why is supernatural trending?!” Because this is the destiel website deal

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I love how Newt names his creatures. There can be the most mystical heavenly looking animal you've ever seen and he's like "oh yeah that's Richard"

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“My philosophy is if you worry, you suffer twice.”

— Newt Scamander

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as far as i'm concerned, post-canon dean opens a gay bar and rumor quickly spreads among queer hunters that rocky's is a place where they can safely and openly be themselves in every aspect. it's not every day you walk into a bar that has a rainbow flag hanging behind the bar and salt painted into the windowsills, after all

dean has a small staff of people who both give him shit and respect him immensely (claire picks up shifts whenever she's in the area and pretends not to notice that dean pays her double). he makes his angel husband cut the limes on tequila tuesdays. he has cocktails on the menu named after both charlie and crowley (queen of moondor and king of hell, respectively)

and every thursday after closing, dean lets cas lead him in a dance as the jukebox finishes playing the last song of the night

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them on every season

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supernatural fighting destiel resulted in the most layered relationship dynamic of all time like it starts out so accidentally erotic and charged and they played with that for a while and then decided it was too gay so they had to physically block jensen and misha farther apart and ask them to stop looking at each other’s lips but they couldn’t actually separate the characters without inserting major emotional beats so the relationship deepened as this thing that was now not just attraction but need! and they saw each other at their worst and they chose each other over anyone else again and again and for all their trouble they got a son and became a married couple who bickers and sleeps in separate beds but like. we were there for the first part. we know that they still feel those things and are putting them aside because they think they can’t have it all at once. and they wouldn’t trade their life at season 15 for their life at season 4 because it’s richer and it’s tender but they still remember what it was like to just want. they still know what they aren’t allowed to have

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tumblr staff when Supernatural (TV 2005) is trending for the 47837283th time in the year 2024

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I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

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I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol