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hey
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I’m proud of you for making it through the day, no matter how hard it’s been
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i’m counting at least four dead giveaways and another obvious cop
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dude im feeling so dysphoric rn…. and the only thing that can help me…. cough….. is a fat stack of benjamins…. 🥺
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I haven’t done realism in at least 5 months ugh
Reblogs appreciated lmao
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Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery
i'm losing my mind @ this thread......historie......
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STOP SCROLLING!
Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr
literally everyone
Please reblog so I can make this happen
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And another jayvik fanart finished. Gosh I just love this ship!❤️❤️❤️
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"No one's coming for same sex marriage."
Well, that was a lie.
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still thinking about the interaction I had while grocery shopping on the weekend, when we got to the milk isle a worker was just starting to load up the fridge so we asked if he could just hand us a jug right, and then when he did my mom went 'nice and fresh!' you know small talk and the worker stopped. took the milk back out of my hands. and said 'fresh? I can do better.' and then walked into the back of the store and came back a few minutes later with....I guess, better milk? unreleased milk? premium store brand milk advanced copy???
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If somebody is telling you that "X has more germs than a toilet seat", especially if they're trying to sell you something, always keep in mind that while that's technically true, that's mostly because toilet seats are very clean, and not because X is particularly dirty.
Toilet seats are usually made of porcelain, which has a smooth texture lacking much of the microscopic crevices that hold moisture and make for good germ culturing. They're also cleaned a lot more often than other household appliances or handheld items.
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