Becca - Minor - 24/12 - Full of gay piningIcon by Prideiicons
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those “monkey brain/human brain” posts except the monkey brain is presented as the rational one
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Not to be like…controversial or anything but like….jealousy…turning saints into the sea….swimming through sick lullabies…choking on your alibis…
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HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS
STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)
STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”
STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen
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#if u know me please dont read this thx#god ive fucking failed my first maths mock#i did so bad#why the hell did i take this fucking course#legit i hardly got half#im so stupid i cant belivee this#i had another test today and i found it easier#br what if i only found it easy and i got it all wrong#i cant aford to fail these mocks#i really cant#shut up becca#negative /#love that overwhelming sense of failure ✌️✌️
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The weirdest thing I’ve learned while working for pest control is that snails love rat poison and will actively eat it but hate seseme seeds
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Roadhog: I’m a bear trying to figure out if my twink friend likes me. He likes hugging me and kissing my stomach tattoo a lot, and sleeps in my bed sometimes, but maybe he’s just tactile because he grew up with little physical contact?
He’s told me multiple times that he thinks I’m the sexiest slab of pork alive but I think he’s joking… Help?
Everyone on future Yahoo answers: Jesus Christ Dude.
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Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*
Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!
Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ
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Esther Quek; Queen of Menswear
I’ve always been a fan of a good suit on a lady. Post Bianca, no one seems to master a suit better than Esther Quek. Fashion director of The Rake, Revolution and La Femme (via her Twitter bio). Esther has been a street shutterbug favorite for some time. Her quirky yet stylish suit combinations and feminine accessories has made her one of my favorite style stars.
The girls want to be her, the boys want to be her.
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futch now officially means “funky butch”. thanks for coming to my ted talk
i approve
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