athenasgirlfriend
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athenasgirlfriend · 7 years ago
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those “monkey brain/human brain” posts except the monkey brain is presented as the rational one
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I bwess the wains dwown in afwica
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americans are asleep post slavic cats
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Not to be like…controversial or anything but like….jealousy…turning saints into the sea….swimming through sick lullabies…choking on your alibis…
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История об уменьшении кружки…
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athenasgirlfriend · 7 years ago
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HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS
STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)
STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”
STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen
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athenasgirlfriend · 7 years ago
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The weirdest thing I’ve learned while working for pest control is that snails love rat poison and will actively eat it but hate seseme seeds
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athenasgirlfriend · 7 years ago
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Roadhog: I’m a bear trying to figure out if my twink friend likes me. He likes hugging me and kissing my stomach tattoo a lot, and sleeps in my bed sometimes, but maybe he’s just tactile because he grew up with little physical contact?
He’s told me multiple times that he thinks I’m the sexiest slab of pork alive but I think he’s joking… Help?
Everyone on future Yahoo answers: Jesus Christ Dude.
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athenasgirlfriend · 7 years ago
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Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*
Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!
Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ
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athenasgirlfriend · 7 years ago
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Esther Quek; Queen of Menswear
I’ve always been a fan of a good suit on a lady. Post Bianca, no one seems to master a suit better than Esther Quek. Fashion director of The Rake, Revolution and La Femme (via her Twitter bio). Esther has been a street shutterbug favorite for some time. Her quirky yet stylish suit combinations and feminine accessories has made her one of my favorite style stars.
The girls want to be her, the boys want to be her.
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athenasgirlfriend · 7 years ago
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futch now officially means “funky butch”. thanks for coming to my ted talk
i approve
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