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[WooYoung praying]

WooYoung: hi sky daddy, listen up, I’ll be really quick-

God: not this bitch again, dammit

God to Satan: didn’t I tell you to control your children?

Satan pointing at San: HEY I have enough with that one next to him

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HongJoong: I need to dye my hair

Yunho: …

HongJoong: or get a tatto

Yunho: …

HongJoong: or get a piercing

Yunho: … why ?

HongJoong: you know, to please the mental breakdown gods

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Wooyoung: isn’t it amazing how I can feel so sad yet look so good ??

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Teacher: your son Yeosang was in a fight today

Seonghwa: oh no, that’s awful! Is he ok??

HongJoong: did he win

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Wooyoung: you can de-escalate literally any situación by asking ‘are we about to kiss?’

Wooyoung: doesn’t work very well with speeding tickets or with HongJoong hyung though

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HongJoong: seonghwa you love me right ?

Seonghwa: usually I would agree without hesitation, buuut i have a feeling this is going somewhere I won’t like

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Jongho, confused and desperate: San how do you plan on telling a bear to go vegan ???

San: politely

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San: we are so in sync we finish each other’s …

Wooyoung: *looking into the void*

San: ssssss-

Wooyoung, getting back to reality: somebody come get her, she dancing like a stripper~~

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Yeosang: I mean, I could keep screaming into the void. But up until this point I’m pretty sure it would tell me to shut up

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Sannie: no ma’am, you misunderstood me! I’m a paranormal instigator, I’m here to CAUSE hauntings, u see sometimes the ghosts are a little shy, so I just give them emotional support ^^

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Seonghwa: we all have our demons

Seonghwa grabbing HongJoong: this one’s mine

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Yunho: where are we going?

Mingi: not we, me, I am going

Yunho: great! I’ll get my things

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Jongho: which one of you is in charge? I need to know who to ignore

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Wooyoung: wAIT I can explain

Seonghwa: really? Can you?

Wooyoung: just give me 2 minutes to come up with a lie

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Seonghwa: what did you two do this time ?

WooYoung: …

Yeosang: …

Seonghwa: you are not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not

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Seonghwa to ateez: we aren’t mad, just disappointed

HongJoong: no, we are mad

Seonghwa: ok, we are mad. But we are also ok just letting THIS ONE slide

HongJoong: no we are not

Seonghwa: I am not a miND READER HONGJOONG

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Yunho: this is getting a little embarrassing

Mingi: getting?? We’ve been here for 30 minutes