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[WooYoung praying]
WooYoung: hi sky daddy, listen up, Iāll be really quick-
God: not this bitch again, dammit
God to Satan: didnāt I tell you to control your children?
Satan pointing at San: HEY I have enough with that one next to him
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HongJoong: I need to dye my hair
Yunho: ā¦
HongJoong: or get a tatto
Yunho: ā¦
HongJoong: or get a piercing
Yunho: ā¦ why ?
HongJoong: you know, to please the mental breakdown gods
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Wooyoung: isnāt it amazing how I can feel so sad yet look so good ??
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Teacher: your son Yeosang was in a fight today
Seonghwa: oh no, thatās awful! Is he ok??
HongJoong: did he win
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Wooyoung: you can de-escalate literally any situaciĆ³n by asking āare we about to kiss?ā
Wooyoung: doesnāt work very well with speeding tickets or with HongJoong hyung though
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HongJoong: seonghwa you love me right ?
Seonghwa: usually I would agree without hesitation, buuut i have a feeling this is going somewhere I wonāt like
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Jongho, confused and desperate: San how do you plan on telling a bear to go vegan ???
San: politely
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San: we are so in sync we finish each otherās ā¦
Wooyoung: *looking into the void*
San: ssssss-
Wooyoung, getting back to reality: somebody come get her, she dancing like a stripper~~
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Yeosang: I mean, I could keep screaming into the void. But up until this point Iām pretty sure it would tell me to shut up
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Sannie: no maāam, you misunderstood me! Iām a paranormal instigator, Iām here to CAUSE hauntings, u see sometimes the ghosts are a little shy, so I just give them emotional support ^^
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Seonghwa: we all have our demons
Seonghwa grabbing HongJoong: this oneās mine
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Yunho: where are we going?
Mingi: not we, me, I am going
Yunho: great! Iāll get my things
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Jongho: which one of you is in charge? I need to know who to ignore
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Wooyoung: wAIT I can explain
Seonghwa: really? Can you?
Wooyoung: just give me 2 minutes to come up with a lie
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Seonghwa: what did you two do this time ?
WooYoung: ā¦
Yeosang: ā¦
Seonghwa: you are not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not
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Seonghwa to ateez: we arenāt mad, just disappointed
HongJoong: no, we are mad
Seonghwa: ok, we are mad. But we are also ok just letting THIS ONE slide
HongJoong: no we are not
Seonghwa: I am not a miND READER HONGJOONG
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Yunho: this is getting a little embarrassing
Mingi: getting?? Weāve been here for 30 minutes
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