at4wquest

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It's April 1st so naturally instead of updating AT4WQuest which I still haven't done since last July I have decided to just give you all of the story spoilers.

That's right. Here is everything that's going to happen in this story. Under the cut because spoilers, of course.

Remember the first panel where Linkara was seen sleeping in a forest of some sort? Yeah actually everything that's happening right now is just a dream. He's still sleeping in that forest somewhere.

Linksano will show up, eventually. He's going to be eating a burrito that he just microwaved using science.

Garfield will also show up at some point. He will try to offer you some CDs from a children's pop cover band and nothing but their version of "Bring Me to Life" will be the only background music playing at the time. Don't accept them.

90's Kid is actually just an illusion. But only sometimes.

Harvey's not entirely dead. Someone just forgot to charge him.

The only reason why Nimue’s terminal in the secret room was broken was because my friend Steven took a baseball bat to it. It had to be done.

Mechakara will show up but in the body of a roomba with a knife taped onto it.

You can pick up the pumpkins. If they existed, that is.

The only opposing force in this game are the rats. They prey at night. They stalk at night. There's a giant rat that makes all of the rules. And they will enter through the toilet.

Remember when Boffo and Ninja Style Dancer wrote that they sent a souvenir to Linkara? That's never going to be brought up again. Like, ever.

Linkara will get his very own real life Bulbasaur. And he will never want to get into the Pokeball.

AT4WQuest is actually just a D&D campaign, except there's only one PC being controlled by multiple people. The reason for the delays are because of scheduling issues.

It's about 11:45 AM in-game time.

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EDIT: Does anyone know how to get rid of the weird glitching around the last line? Every time I erase it and type it again it comes back.

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So instead of working on the update for AT4WQuest I made a shitpost about it

(Spoilers for AT4WQuest, of course)

(Also warning for shaking images)

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........

The Command Number is 0016.

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Ha ha, very funny.

Still, with all that brevity over, you can’t leave Harvey laying on the floor forever.

You pick him up again. You hope you can get him back soon before his body disintegrates or something, even if it means that you have to confront-

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You mean the bag of plastic balls? Sure! 

You not only cover up the mess of plastic spoons, but also the comic that was left stuck under the door.

....Hold on...

There! Perfect.

You are proud of your quick problem-solving skills.

Margaret, on the other hand, is not, and is increasingly growing concerned of your actions.

She doesn’t say anything, though. For now.

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You have to be real for a second. The box of Spoony Clones? It’s actually just plastic spoons. You just labeled it that because you’re an absolute comedian.

You do, however, throw the spoons at the door. Not that it would actually do anything, but it’s close enough.

Eventually, the floor around the door is scattered with plastic spoons. To make matters more fruitless, you don’t even find the key inside the box.

...You don’t really think about it, but these past couple of minutes kinda feel fruitless already.

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You rear back and punch the door instead.

...And immediately realize the ramifications of your actions.

Ow.

Luckily, you aren’t physically harmed by this. Your pride, on the other hand, has been fractured.

Margaret thinks this is stupid.

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Before you even try, Margaret appears to try and stop you from doing it.

"You’ve already done that!" She says. “It didn’t work! The door can’t be harmed!”

“I tried the door, not the doorknob!” You exclaim.

“The doorknob is still part of the door,” Margaret insists. “The protection magic extends to it.”

You sigh. "Fine, fine. I see your point.”

...

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Okay so allow me to break posturing for a bit to tell all of you that I went to ConBravo and met @atopfourthwall and he was a cool and nice dude and it was great talking to him.

In the event that he actually comes here to read the story so far (of which I will hopefully be able to update soon) then let me take this moment to say:

I’m only 99% sorry.

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You have a point. If it gets stolen again, you might have to track down two thieves instead of one.

But the crack under the door is very narrow, and your first few attempts don’t work out.

With a bit more force, you manage to get it under! ...But you can’t push it through.

Hmm. This isn’t gonna work. You should probably pull it out-

......Crap. It’s stuck. Now what?

The Command Number is 0015.

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What pumpkin?

Still thinking about those shiny Bulbasaurs, are you?

Of course Harvey's not cheating. He bred those Bulbasaurs fair and square, through the Matsuda method. It may have taken him a long time to do so, but when it comes to Pokemon breeding, Harvey is a patient man. You can trust that his Bulbasaurs are legitimate.

You have to, after learning of the possibility that 90's Kid stole from the Longbox. You can't deal with another betrayal right now.

Of course, you could always ask Harvey, but you have to remember that he’s, well, dead.

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You have no idea why you did that.

As you clean up, you check each ball for the key before putting them back in the bag. Unfortunately, none of them contained the key.

But at least the hallway is clean again....you think. You never really know with these plastic balls.

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It’s an unassuming, clear plastic bag full of colourful, plastic balls.

Luckily for you, these plastic balls are hollow, so you can skip having to literally crack them open and simply just give them a shak-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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On an extra side note, a FAQ page has been added to the Instructions page.

These aren’t actually Frequently Asked Questions per se, but I happened to have answers for these questions anyway. The page will be added to if other questions happen to come up.

Thank you for your continued participation despite the long unannounced hiatuses.

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You gently place Harvey on the ground and open the closet door. Linens, towels, and other miscellaneous items are stored in this closet. As for the key, it's cleverly hidden somewhere where no one would assume to look.

Uh....where is it, again?

The Command Number is now 0014.

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Hmm, that could work, but are you really going to move on with your life with this replica Harvey, knowing that the "True" Harvey is trapped inside a cursed box, likely for all eternity?

....Eh, as long as the pancakes are still good.

Still, asking Linksano for help is not a bad idea. At the very least, he could probably figure out how to preserve the body as best you can so that you have time to figure everything else out.

It’s likely he’s on Comicron-1 right now.

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Harvey wouldn't be too pleased if he heard you tried to make his body do weird poses.

So instead you tuck his head into his right elbow and hold up his left arm to the side. That's not too weird a pose, is it?