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kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically
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Um, waiter? I鈥檓 bisexual today. Get me something bisexuals would eat.
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I may match the symptoms, but there's nothing to treat
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"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.
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WHERE is the video with the guy with the laptop dancing to really bad music please i need this
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gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all
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