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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

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you said once in a tweet that "quark is secretly a bottom", but i wouldn't call it so secret when many of his favorite holoprograms that he (very openly) recommends to others involve the user getting restrained in some way and dominated by (sometimes multiple) women, and i think it's pretty safe to assume he's getting pegged in most, if not all of these

Some secrets are less well hidden than others.

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i kept doing a house rewatch

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mark me, show everyone im yours

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@stvksn on ig

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Some kneading techniques that I have observed

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put spikes on your wheelchair's handles. wrap barbed wire around your cane or crutch so it'll hurt like a motherfucker if someone kicks or grabs it from under your hand. wear a personal alarm and pull the pin every time someone moves you without your consent, leans on your chair, takes a seat on your rollator, taps your hearing aid, steals your AAC device. scream for help when you're abducted. wail like you're in agony when people trip you up or knock into you. take pepper spray to the grocery store. take a knife to the club. leave cards that say "fuck you" under the wipers of inconsiderately parked cars and scratch access codes for bathrooms on the outside of the door. we are not begging for mercy, we're fighting dirty. we have to.

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cupcake caterpillar!!

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happy pride, here's some erotic doodlin <3

ID: a blue, mostly monochrome, drawing of a transmasc person, hairy and with top surgery scars (colored in pink), tied up in pink rope. their legs are tied so their genitals are exposed, with the gem of a buttplug visible. their arms are tied in front of their face.

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WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS

5.06 Urgent Care

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soup

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AUTISM RULES.

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I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

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Sally Rhubarb | 5.05 "Local News"