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all shall be well

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my name is irrigo montoya, you forgot my father, prepare to die over and over and over again

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the promised FL OC discord server!! i got shy about it but it IS finished. have fun be nice don't make me regret setting this up mwah 🎈

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fallen london ass tweet

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Seinfeld episode plots set in Fallen London

Jerry is surprised when an old fling returns from the slow boat and wants to rekindle their relationship, and his attempts to let her down easy are repeatedly thwarted. It ends when she gets killed again and he doesn't intervene.

Kramer accidentally joins the New Sequence after crashing a fancy party. At the end of the episode, he breaks something at a crucial moment, sabotaging their current scheme and inadvertently preventing catastrophe.

Elaine gets into a spat with Mr Pages over punctuation.

George tries to convince his parents to move Upper River.

Jerry suspects Newman is having dealings with devils. He and Kramer stake out the Brass Embassy.

Elaine gets the whole group removed from the Empress' Court for refusing to let go of an argument over the ideological meaning of a painting.

George tells a lie to impress a woman and it snowballs until he finds himself enlisted in the crew of a ship heading East. He attempts to desert in the Khanate and is arrested by the Whites and Golds.

A cricket outing ends in disaster for all.

An episode with a similar structure as "The Betrayal (Season 9 Episode 6)" but instead of the story being told in reverse, the story will be told in the odd verb tenses characteristic of Irem.

The group doesn't believe that Newman has a connection with the Bazaar as a postal worker. Jerry thinks he sees something to confirm the rumor at the end of the episode, but waves it off.

Jerry falls under suspicion for Kramer's collection of street signs which, unbeknownst to Jerry, were stored in Jerry's apartment to throw the constables off Kramer's trail.

Elaine can't figure out if her boyfriend's odd behavior is because he has another partner or is a spy in the Great Game. Investigations at Wilmot's End make the situation more convoluted.

George takes a job as an assistant to Mr Wines, suspecting it will be easy and an unlimited free pass to parties.

Jerry's new girlfriend is a liberationist.

Kramer accidentally becomes a professor at the University.

Newman has connections when the group needs to hire an assassin; the group later learns the subject of their ire was innocent. That's unfortunate.

Elaine treats a new arrival from the Surface like a charity case, but a series of bad advice from the group lead to a sour outcome.

Kramer decides to move to the tomb-colonies.

George must decide between his current partner and a date with a resident of the palace.

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after the 16th you can no longer get masquing from cards or give gifts. And everyone has been very generous and kind and amazing w getting me teeth that I've barely have any teeth to return the favor.

SO FROM THIS POINT FORWARD, I WILL GIVE ART. (ig: emway)

FOR 3 MASQUING I WILL DRAW A LIL MS PAINT OF YOUR BLORBO

GIVE TEETH GIVE TEETH GIVE TEETH GIVE TEETH GIVE TEETH G

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real housewives of the echo bazaar

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aye aye Captain, or I guess Bandaged Poet nowa days

also related, did you know you need to talk to the Tireless Engineer to start on his quest to find a memory in Frostfound?

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The Victorian Era was shite compared to now obsiously but also titty piercings were popular everyone was on heroin and they thought bad sex made your kids ugly so the zeitgeist must have been wild

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📍: where do they live?

for the prodigal astronomer

from this post.

Sorry for the late reply!!! I have had. real life stuff. BUT OK!!!

Mark lives on Elderwick Street in Veilgarden (or at least, that’s his primary residence; he has a few), in a handsome townhouse. It has plenty of nearby bookshops just nearby, along with shops selling paper, leatherbound journals, canvases, paints, charcoal, inks — everything a creative needs. He’s nice and close by to the heart of the Bohemian hangout, enough to keep a hand on the pulse of what’s going on, but with enough distance from the Singing Mandrake that he won’t be distracted while he’s working. He’s also conveniently close to the University, just a short walk away, which is great since he’s doing a lot of Parabolan research right now — and not the “heheh let’s do a fuckton of prisoner’s honey and see what happens” kind, for ONCE. I mean, he’s still doing a lot of that. But he can do that in the comfort of his own home.

As far as what his house is like, it’s a lot of dark wood, art nouveau stylings, and bookcases full of heavy, stately old books, all of them obviously well-worn. There are scattered sheets of half-finished poems strewn about, multiple ink stains on his tableclothes, and several editions of various newspapers still lying around near the armchairs. His piano bench has a folio of sheet music slowly slipping out everywhere. All of it has a feeling of casual chaos about it, an elegant form of disorder. That is markedly not the case in his actual studio, which looks like a very colorful bomb went off in it. There are sketches, poems, and notes over every surface, numerous scorch marks from Corresponding, a dozen canvases in various stages of completion, open books, long-forgotten cups of tea, empty plates stacked up in the corners, many, many jars of honey, and even a half-chiseled sculpture with dust settled on it. His studio is just regular chaos.

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Pathologic: remember, even in the hardest times you still need to get enough sleep and sustenance. Dark Souls: you won’t always succeed right away, but your failures help you learn and grow and eventually overcome it. Fallen London: don’t eat teeth and live rats.

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in leu of tomb colonist lore regarding the nature of moths being found out on the discord

thank ya kindly to the ever wonderful @cadaver1ne and his assistant The Reformed Bruiser, Cruz Merida!!~

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made my own emoji ask game for Fallen London ocs! :)

🌑- what are their thoughts on the liberation of the night?

📑- have they published any academic works?

🖕- is there an npc they love to annoy?

���- are they very physically strong?

🎭: glass or shroud?

🍝: are they a good cook?

🐕: do they spend a lot of time with their pets?

🍄: favorite wine?

🎂: when is their birthday?

😷: how do they handle being sick?

📍: where do they live?

🌅: artistic school?

🛠: are they good with their hands?

☀️: what do they miss most about the surface?

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The theme from the Hogslain Market, taken from the upcoming official soundtrack to Mask of the Rose

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I’ll try unappealing Mountain Dew flavors and Japanese carbonated yogurt for y’all, but there is no way I’m getting peer-pressured into drinking Ancient Mushroom Root Beer

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If you need a limb, organ or feeling removed or replaced, I can help you with that.