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Reblog to manifest

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

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Great way to start the year!

Lassie in the "Last Night Gus" episode 🤤 I heart him (tap image for higher quality)

Edit: Oh also this is my first post of 2024

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I need Neil to see this so he’s honor bound to not end it like this 😭😭😭

Have you all already noticed that Aziraphale is shot in the back (backstabbed?) and Crowley is shot in the heart?

And that here, once again, three swords appear to stab Aziraphale in the back but, if Aziraphale moves, they hit Crowley and two of them hit him straight in the heart?

I can't help but think of some foreshadowing here. Someone might betray Aziraphale and try to backstab him, but it will be Crowley who gets hit.

And imagine if Crowley was on the verge of death (not discorporation, but death) and Aziraphale waited until then to confess his feelings to him and realized it might be too late by now and that he himself had already broken Crowley's heart?

What if Aziraphale told him that he's in love with him, that he's been in love with him for so long that he can't even remember a time when he wasn't, and asked him for forgiveness for not telling him sooner?

What if Crowley said “I forgive you” in a barely audible voice and Aziraphale broke into a million pieces before getting completely unhinged against whoever (the Metatron) was causing all of this?

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How do you pick a middle name for yourself? 🥺

My chosen first name is Izzy. Any ideas?

My favorite books are either very iconic names or traditionally gendered which I’d like to avoid.

Please tell me how you chose yours?!

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when the doctor used the tardis like a skateboard and pushed with his lil foot reblog if u agree

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do any other gomens fans end up in a situation where you have to explain gomens to someone who doesn't know jack shit about it and are faced with the reality that you have no fucking clue how to explain the shitshow that your brain has become

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Fuck it. My hope for s3 is that Neil is satisfied with the finished product. I hope he tells the exact story he wants to tell and I hope he finishes it with a feeling of “this is what Terry and I had in mind all those years ago”.

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He is 15% of the population if you ask me .

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So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

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& once you feel better, buy yourself some thinning scissors so you can thin & add texture.

Game changer for me.

Hey it's me, The Devil. Give yourself a choppy transgender haircut in the bathroom mirror. You'll feel so much better.

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The meep going “my pronouns are ‘the’” and the Doctor going “oh yeah, me too” amazing

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Will all of these be about my dog? It’s quite likely. We play “hide & seek” as a way to burn extra energy at night and practice recall. As in we go into different rooms and tell him to come. Sometimes we hide to make it more interesting.

Today he ran a couple laps of the house looking for me with no luck. He figured out I was in the living room but where?! He thought I was at the top of the bookshelf.

I appreciate the confidence but I can’t quickly scale 12 feet.

I was behind the door.

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Many signs have been telling me recently to notice the little happinesses.

So from yesterday, I will share what made me laugh for the first time in a mundane day.

I laid some pavers in a muddy spot in the yard to make a path.

Came back out after a quick break to see my puppy decided that was a fun game.

He had moved all of them in some way. He was just so proud of himself. All I could do was laugh at him, covered in mud, dragging pavers out of the mud puddle.

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Last week they said the doctor is canonically trans. This week they say the doctor is canonically gay. And next week? You’re not gonna believe it but rumor has it they’re gonna say the doctor is canonically black