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"When everything seems to be against you, remember that the Airplane takes off against the wind, not with it."

Henry Ford

"In World War II, Marine Corps Major Greg 'Pappy' Boyington commanded a squadron of fighter pilots. They were a collection of misfits and screwballs who became the terrors of the South Pacific. They were known as the Black Sheep."

Baa Baa Black Sheep (renamed Black Sheep Squadron)

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"I'm not an agent of Chaos, Chaos works for me."

Clam It! by NotYourDamsel

Well, anyway it's not fun when everything goes according to plan 😈 let's go with the flow and see what makes the least sense .😇

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"À la place d’un seigneur des ténèbres, vous aurez une reine, non pas ténébreuse mais aussi belle et terrible que l’aurore, aussi traîtresse que la mer, plus forte que les fondements de la Terre, alors tous m’aimeront et désespérerons."

Le seigneur des anneaux : la communauté de l’anneau, Galadriel.

Sometimes the world continuation depend on the parental competences of someone and this person fail, badly...

And sometimes it depend on love that others give you that allows you to keep away the corruption caused by the power of mighty artifacts.

Odin's bad parenting vs Celeborn true love

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Where the universe takes on its full meaning...

42 🍝

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Sometimes i read some random posts and then...things happen 😂😂😂

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"Violence doesn't solve anything"

If violence is not solving the problem, you're not using enough of it

Violence isn't the answer, ...violence is the question.

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"Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by those who are dumber." - Plato

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My Name is Nobody (1973) — Bird, Cowpie, & Coyote Story 

Nobody: "There was this little birdie, who didn’t even know how to fly yet. Then one freezing cold night, in the middle of winter, he tumbles out of his nest and lands on the ground. Well, he starts going, “Chirp, chirp, chirp,” like crazy because he was damn nearly freezing. Lucky for him, along comes this cow, sees him, and feels sorry for him. So she lifts her tail, and *splat* drops this steaming hot cow pie right on him! The little birdie is nice and warm again, but he’s still not happy and keeps going, “Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp,” louder than ever ! Close by, a coyote was minding his own business, and as soon as he heard the bird's chirping, he quickly came to see what was going on. The moment he got there, he instantly noticed the small bird chirping happily. Being a cunning coyote tat he was, an idea soon popped into his head. He reaches out a paw, grabbed the still happily chirping bird by the wing and pulls him out of the cow pie... cleaned him thoroughly and ... *gulp* ... ate him in a single mouthful!"

Jack Beauregard: "And I also figured out the moral to your grandpa’s story, the one about the cow that covered the little bird in cowpie to keep him warm, and then the coyote hauled him out and ate him. It’s the moral of these new times of yours: Folks that throw dirt on you aren’t always trying to hurt you, and folks who pull you out of a jam aren’t always trying to help you. But the main point is, when you’re up to your nose in shit, ... shut up and keep it to yourself, before some coyote comes by and eats you before you even realize!"

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The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Albert Einstein

And

Vaas : Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is ? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change.

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Funeral director looks for staff with a sense of humor, particular knowledge of box shrouding is needed.

Pierre Dac

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"In the Soviet Union every worker is a government worker, and they have a saying: As long as the bosses pretend to pay us, we will pretend to work."

Tom Clancy, The Hunt for Red October

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade 🍋🍋🍋

Elbert Hubbard

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Murphy make fun of your so-called "perfect plans."

Murphy's law aka in french : LEM (Loi de l'Emmerdement Maximum / law of maximum hassle)

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 “You have the kind of courage that, in the right light or from certain angles, looks exactly like insanity.”

Who know were it came from...don't remember at all

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‘Razors pain you; rivers are damp; acids stain you; and drugs cause cramp.  Guns aren’t lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful; you might as well live.’

Dorothy Parker