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Him🛐🛐

“you know i can tell when you’re thinking about my dick, right?”

“huh?!”

your fork clatters onto the table as your head whips up to look at your boyfriend. satoru is grinning, of course, like he knew what your exact reaction would be.

“you make this face… your eyes go all hazy, like this,” he says, then he pulls a face with half-lidded eyes and a slightly parted mouth and you scoff.

“yeah, well, don’t think i don’t know when you’re bricked up!” you fire back.

he raises his eyebrows. he’s challenging you.

“your voice goes all deep,” you say, then deepen your voice until it’s low-pitched and breathy and you make an over-exaggerated attempt at sounding sultry. “like this.”

gojo howls with laughter, his pale cheeks growing pink at your impression of him.

“also you never hide your boners.”

“…you never hide your staring at them.”

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Men with muscular thighs just do smth to me omg

They can keep a quick pace as fuck and boy do they love letting you grind on their thigh during their free time. It's like a hobby I swear. They push and pull your hips as you whine and cling to their shirt, balled up in your fists as he carefully bounces his leg when nesscary. Only paying half of his attention to you, because yknow, he's like that.

CHIGIRIIIII, Sakusa, Suna, Kawa <3, SAE, RIN, Nagi.

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kiri fucks you like the end of the world, never leaves you without a back arching orgasm. make sure that his baby shark can’t walk the next day and has hickeys all over her body<3

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heart eyes for him😍

Come

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You smack his ass playfully, but he smacks your ass even harder and has the audacity to smirk when your surprised yelp is followed by a slight moan.

KUROO TETSUROU, IWAIZUMI HAJIME, MIYA ATSUMU, Suna Rintarou, Tendou Satori, MATSUKAWA ISSEI (all characters aged up!)

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Literally your having sex with denki and then outta nowhere you moan in a high pitched voice, and this mf says "oh man gawd, you just hit a ariana grande note"

And then while your laughing your squeezing on his dick, making him cum 💀

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all might: yeeett

kageyama: *stares at the floor with jealousy*

hinata and deku: all might is sooo cool

sugawara and daichi: *worried parents*

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no thoughts just the todoroki siblings roasting their father<3

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dabi, looking through his closet: hey- what should i change into?

shigaraki, from across the hall and beyond two doors: a better person.

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i think he’s the type of person you would have flour fight in the kitchen with. like just imagine him throwing a little flour on your face and laughing like an idiot and you chase him around the house with flour in your hand. both of you end up with flour on your faces and laughing at each other, not in an insulting way but in a fun way if you know what i mean. he would then reach to kiss you while still trying to control his laughs, just placing a loving kiss on your lips.

atsumu, tendou, bokuto, terushima, kuroo, osamu, tanaka, hinata, suna, oikawa, gojo, itadori, dabi, kaminari, kirishima, hawks, monoma, mirio, yukihira, ishiki, isami, takami.

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i cannon that after fighting off curses gojo would stand on top of a building and scream “r.i.p. that pussy ayeee” on top of his lungs while itadori would give him a big thumbs up and nanami thinking where did it all go wrong.

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oikawa is tired of hearing this.

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poor osamu

*this is not my work, i just found it on pinterest and thought i’d share it but credits to whoever made this fanart*

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kuroo and bokuto doing a study session...

kuroo: spell orange.

bokuto: the color or the fruit?

akaashi: bokuto-san, I-

kuroo: *laughing like a hyena*