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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

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#I deserve this

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I've been thinking about Daphne and like, imagine just living your life minding your own business then suddenly this man appears, and he can't stop staring and looking longingly at your husband. Said husband then leaves with said man and you never see him again

Yeah, it’s kinda heartbreaking! But story-wise Daphne is just the interim character who looks after the hero until he’s ready to go to his real love interest.

She’s Calypso to Cas’ Odysseus Journey:

Calypso lived on the island Ogygia where Odysseus was washed ashore. Calypso fell in love with him, and offered him eternal life to stay with her (but he had a true love already, his wife, Penelope). They were lovers, though against his will. After seven years (waves at the fact that this is season 7) Hermes was sent to Calypso to order her to set him free (does Bobby kinda fit here? :p). 

So she eventually helped him make a small boat to get off the island and therefore she basically takes care of him in his time of need until he can go back to his true love…

*A+ casting by the way* for Cas’ substitute true love…

Daphne herself is a minor figure associated with water, which makes sense as she found Emmanuel naked and by the water.

Um… I’m also just going to drop in here that The Odyssey is the story of his journey and and it takes 10 years to journey home to his true love after the Trojan War (tries not mention how I already have strong speculative headcanons of 14x01 bringing textual Destiel as it’s their 10 year anniversary).

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spn writers room at some point, probably

writer #1: so how do we make Dean admit he's bi? we can't just drop the ball on everyone

writer #2: and he said that he "doesn't swing that way" before in canon

writer #3: well maybe we can make him admit other things he's denied before, like not liking chick flicks. maybe he actually likes chick flicks

writer #4: or how he doesn't do shorts, we can make him wear shorts

writer #3: yeah yeah we can do that, we can definitely do that. how about introducing a pair of husbands as hunters? y'know, to ease the audience into the idea.

writer #1: that's good, I like that. anyone else?

robbie thompson: I'm going to make God bi.

writers:

robbie thompson: capital G. I'm doing it.

writer #2: you do you, robbie

writer #5: how about presenting the Darkness as a woman who longs for Dean and she doesn't realize she was actually longing for her brother until later, showing the thin line between brotherly love and romantic love and how easy it is for those without a familial bond to mix up the two especially if you think you're feeling both for the same person

writer #5: we can have her call it a special bond between her and Dean too

writer #1: how--how does that help with our case at /all/?

writer #5: just before she realizes it we have Dean call Cas his brother while wearing his bi plaid shirt

writer #1: shit. you're brilliant. just, brilliant.

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(Sorry for my english) Since when Dean and Cas haven't been alone in escene? since season 10???? really? why is that?

You mean why is it that they cannot be in a scene together alone, unchaperoned?

Because this happens:

WHY POSSIBLY WOULD THEY NEED TO KEEP THEM APART AT THIS POINT ?

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endless reasons to love dean winchester 

because everyone needs a pie-loving, sweet-talking, adorable badass to brighten up their day. (inspired by an anon ask)

tell me why you love dean 

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This is how Sam and Dean workout.

Forbidden Fitness with Musclemancer Kraig Diabolucci VHS cover

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Dean Winchester +Cute Moments  in ( season 8 )

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I love that one of the restrictions on name changes in the UK is that your name cannot “promote criminal activities” and fucking hell every name I can think of that violates that is just stellar honestly like fucking hello nice to meet you my name is Commit Arson, I’d like you to meet my daughter Dont Pay Taxes and my son Steal From Work

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Jensen with the “Brew Crew” at the Family Beer Business Beer Co.

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Okay but can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that there is a show out there called Wingin' It in which Dylan Everett (actor who played young Dean Winchester) plays a teenaged boy who has a guardian angel. Like can we just appreciate this for a moment.

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Apparently not but...

Is Destiel Canon Yet?

6/7/17: No.

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Internal scream

I learned that Season 13 will most likely be the last season if Supernatural

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