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hey guys if you’re planning on making a vaguepost on the dashboard can you message me with the details and some of the lore behind the vague post you’re making. a vaguepost for the dash and a detailedpost for me. because i like to know what’s going on. if you do this i will automatically take your side because you’ve done the right thing by letting me know what’s up. thanks in advance ❤️

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Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

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imagine giving the acting performance of the decade, playing an abuse victim who in the bad route of the game chooses not to end the cycle of abuse but to instead continue to perpetrate it by becoming his own abuser, putting your entire pussy into the performance of starting to manipulate the player character into the same situation he was in, and then having horny fans write in their questions trying to be "apologists" for this route that was intended to be objectively bad and scary. I would also be like

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the pussy wants what the pussy wants

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Do you ever write out a multi-paragraph rebuttal to something and then think "actually I do not want to get involved in this" and close it

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caveman carrd:

grug • 23 winters

likes: berry picking, cave painting (critical of all tales), rock collecting,

DNI: people who prioritize hunting over gathering, mutuals with spearmaker57 (visit me for details), irredeemable cave painting fans

blacklist: bear attacks, bear noises, poisonous berries, spear attacks, (catchall is ‘grug don’t look’)

leave a pebble if you read!

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but yeah , if we're being real i have powers .

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you’ve got to be jeff the kidding me

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who ACTUALLY uses tumblr live lol

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World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

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me when i think i see the pattern:

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her: you must be smirking cookie dog if you think we're fucking me:

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August next week !!?!??????!!!!?????!!??????