assmodeusthethird

[assmodeusthethird]

Yknow when characters tremble when their love interest touches them in an affectionate way because they've hidden their love for so long it's become physically painful? Makes me go apeshit every single damn time I want that shit everywhere

[assmodeusthethird]

Harrow the Ninth spoilers with no context

[assmodeusthethird]

An over 5 hour long playlist from the perspective of Basilton Grimm Pitch sequentially spanning the timeline of all 3 books. You’re welcome or I’m sorry. Bangers all the way down. My life’s work.

[assmodeusthethird]

Over the Garden Wall, 2014 ━ Songs of the Dark Lantern

[assmodeusthethird]

He can do what he wants.

[assmodeusthethird]

Finally that time again

Over the Garden Wall, 2014 ━ Mad Love

[assmodeusthethird]

So like does Nona eat stones and wooden graphite pencils because she’s a planet that used to be made of rocks and minerals covered in trees?

Obviously also why she loves salt water. This place is freaking covered in that stuff.

P.S. let it be known that cigarettes and marker caps are also made from things this planet right here produces, such as tobacco and fossil fuels.

P.P.S. Ugh but then why does she hate eating real food like the fruit??? Is it because the fruit isn’t something that grew on Earth? The grapes were described as being a weird texture I guess.

[assmodeusthethird]

[assmodeusthethird]

THIS SCENE WAS SO…………

[assmodeusthethird]

this one is for the kirianthes out there... love u

[assmodeusthethird]

[assmodeusthethird]

[assmodeusthethird]

I think I solved a Nona puzzle!

Is this something? Nona hears the kids names as words but everyone reacts weirdly when she says them aloud. It’s because they are true names from a variety of different languages (not literally “Honesty,” “Beautiful Ruby,”and “Born in the Morning”); her brain is just automatically translating them all into the same language. The kids are migrants from all different cultures, Nona speaks all languages, Nona is the Earth in a person, flowers are sexy, etc., etc..