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This is what a baby great white shark looks like.

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pretends to be shocked 

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if you were popular in high school you aren't valid :/

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heavy metal love of mine

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why did tumblr mark my post as nsfw i’m shaking

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tumblr is the only social media site where it’s completely useless to have a lot of followers

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Straight women playing lesbians do that weird poking their lips out so they can do that ridiculous Charlie Brown peck on the lips. And straight men playing gays smash their faces together with enough force to break each other’s noses

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you’re cold as ice, baby

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froze my ass off during this photo shoot tbh

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she’s gonna get flagged

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back in my day we didn’t call it “shitposting”, we called it “nightblogging” and blamed the australians