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*dabs* i want to die

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Those annoying ass fork things you have to screw into your tv. LIKE WTH WHY DO I NEED A SCREWDRIVER TO PLAY FROGGER

Hit the AV button on the remote

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I’ll take a couple dollars because that gets me fries and that makes me happy.

who just sent me money “for being perfect”

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I love Misha. I have to clarify, because people will say I don’t.

Jensen Ackles,  SPNDC

On this day,  the twelfth of November,  in the year two thousand and seventeen, I would cordially like to invite all the haters to suck it. 

(via castiel-left-his-mark-on-me)

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reblog if you’d end a date if they said they voted for trump

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Ugly Privilege is being the ‘relationship expert’ when your friends are going through relationship issues and you got no experience with romantic relationships

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Is it ok if i swear?

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Woody Allen death spell

like to charge

reblog to cast

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this is my life’s work

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heart: randomly starts beating faster me: what is it what do you see

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You aren't real bros until you have drank a bros piss🤘🏻

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Don't talk to me unless your band is this brutal honey 🙌💅🏻

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We need your help.

My very good friends brother was diagnosed with cancer in December and now really needs help paying for the chemo and everything else. It would mean the world to him, and his family if people would donate. Any amount helps and even if you can't donate just get this post around so more people can see it. Again, absolutely anything helps! Just reblogging is more than enough. Here is the gofundme: https://www.gofundme.com/travis-chemo-fund

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How to get away with murder.

If you kill someone and you have blood on you, no more fear about getting caught ladies. If a guy asks about the blood, just say “it’s that time of the month.”, then watch them get awkward, grossed out, and they’ll just go away. Trust me I'm a doctor lady. I know my science stuff.

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I just realized the entire spn timeline rests on dean dropping the colt when he went to get the Phoenix ashes.

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"Dauðinn er hvíld. Að vera vakandi er að vera eirðarlaus."

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Those things were honestly the worst.

Creamy goodness