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I hate america so much forever

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what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

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we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

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Happy anniversary to this banger.

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jack of no trades. master of fuck all

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I can’t stand people that don’t let me speak hyperbolically. If I can’t respond to a minor inconvenience that someone should get shot in the fucking head for it then what’s the point of it all.

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everyone's masc til they have to put on the customer service voice

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they don't want you to know this but being weird and staying silly really helps you feel young forever

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"Quivering" is my least-favourite word in the english language. Nothing and nobody should be quivering. If you're quivering right now, stop that shit immediately. Tremble or shake if you must but the quivering has to stop.

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"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(

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the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

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