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I pick up a 2nd-gen albinauric by the bulbous gray head and spike it into the water like an inflatable beach ball, but this is okay because they are unensouled beings in the eyes of the Erdtree, and also he seems to enjoy it

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do you think the rationalists start their day with a basilisk acknowledgement

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*gets different kinds of pseudoscience confused* you only use 10% of your brain until you're 25

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Fox News reports North Korea is working on the world's first evil labubu. Not a labubu more or less capable of wicked acts than any other, but a labubu who has tasted of self-awareness and thus now has the capacity to know itself as more than a toy of instinct, but to have the presence of mind and complexity of emotion that allows one to be truly evil

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Happy 2nd Anniversary to the game that gave me massive brain rot

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sephy

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You idiot…………… You just fed that american a Slutburger.

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Ayre & 621 doodles from last year

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MARIKA: I'm sorry kids but the golden order didn't extract enough imperial superprofits from the land of shadow this year. there will be no christmas.

MESSMER THE IMPALER (age 12): fuck the land of shadow

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3.5 years until this election and we’re already at the condescendingly blaming voters over HYPOTHETICALLY not voting for this guy over demanding better from the democrats. let’s all explode

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and if steely dan were aquatic mammals they would be called sealy dan. *never speaks again for the rest of my life*

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Boil to soften. Angle grinder to cut the shell along the spine, drain oil and brake fluids, devein and clean, mix the meat with garlic, parsley, black pepper, lemon juice, and dill. Return to shell, bake while basting with butter and honey at 30 minute intervals. Serve over rice with green onions or finely chopped scallions. Pair with chardonnay.

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Genshin impact

Fantasy game where people love the characters and the open world enough to tolerate spending hundreds of hours grinding through gacha mechanics that make them miserable so that they can get the whitest Pharaoh you’ve ever seen.

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noticing a burgeoning trend of hating on dollgirls. to be clear, if this balloons up, and you participate in it, you are boring as fuck.