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now show quattro bajeena in postpartum depression being ignored and his needs not met

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I feel like the Academy deciding to "rebuke" Trump by giving a bunch of Oscar noms to Emilia Perez on the grounds that its a "trans, Mexican movie", even though almost everyone seems to hate it, including trans people and Mexicans most of all, is a neat encapsulation of white liberalism.

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I bring a sort of "aggrieved entitlement is the most overlooked contributing factor" argument to the "what caused the rise of the alt right in the US" that more sympathetic leftists really dislike

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truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands

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wait a bunch of ppl ( in mexico i belive) got togheter and made a mini movie where everyone is poorly pretending to be french in retaliation for the dogshit emilia perez musical this is awesome tjhey all have little mustaches drawn on with sharpie and are spealing the worst french ever

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I'm F

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"I won't miss." V4 Rusty & 621 vs IA-02: ICE WORM

Thank you all so much for 2k follows! <3

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newtype connection

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ill be real the "poly people are uglyyy" thing just feels like cope? like theyre in a polycule. they have directly proven that multiple people find them hot enough to want to be in a relationship, often sexual, with. you have what? one single Monogamous Jessica, and you're terrified she'll leave you as soon as she sees a rooster with bigger tail feathers?

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Text: Don’t act like everyone loved my father. He was assassinated. A 1967 poll reflected that he was one of the most hated men in America. Most hated. Many who quote him now and evoke him to deter justice today would likely hate, and may already hate, the authentic King.

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Cinder Carla is a woman of her word 💕

Just to keep y’all up to speed… I’m working away on the next Rusty post, all done lines & flats, just BG paints & some rendering left to go! The extra effort means extra time… But I’m sure it will be worth it! Expect to see it up in the next few days or so.

In the meantime, have a silly paint doodle :)

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id be a really good princess in a tower

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I know I said it was too much to draw, but I didn't realize how much people would like Reeve talking about his second/third/fourth jobs. So here you are, the whole thing in comic form!

(patreon)

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There is no way of accidentally doing a nazi salute twice in a row while the entire world is watching. This man needs to be killed

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it is nuts to me that one of the American political parties is like "yeah dude, it's cool to destroy the planet to make money" and we have to pretend that's an opinion worth debating rather than something that gets you chopped up by Cloud Strife