The Dark Lord's case worker in the Afterlife thinks it would be a good idea for him to communicate with living Muggles on a regular basis. You may ask him all the questions you like, though be warned, he hasn't really been getting into the proper spirit…
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What’s your opinion on Grindelwald?
#((Also that haircut. Voldemort would rather be bald. In fact he IS.))#Lord Voldemort#Gellert Grindelwald#Albus Dumbledore#Ask#Fantastic Beasts#The Crimes of Grindelwald
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(CoS Tom) If your diary had anything written in it when Harry found it, what would he most likely have found inside?
#((I think when she chucked him down the loo may have been when Diarymort decided to kill Ginny.))#Diarymort#Diary Horcrux#Lord Voldemort#Ask
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Has Harry found this blog?
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Have you ever read My Immortal? I highly recommend it, it’s an intellectually stimulating read.
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Have you attempted to return to Earth as a ghost,my Lord?
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Have you ever read the Evil Overlord’s list?
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You've got pointy ears. You look like an elf.
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Do you have tea party with all your horcruxes in the afterlife?
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Why is the inside of your mouth blue?
#((Yeah… I have no excuses. No idea why I started coloring his mouth like that honestly. But a tradition is a tradition.))#Lord Voldemort#Ask
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Sauron is the better Dark Lord. Darquesse is even better. The Lich King however, surpasses them all.
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My Lord, I wondered... where does Nagini sleep?
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My lord, what’s your favourite animal?
#((Do snakes truly count as animals in the Potterverse? I mean… they TALK… ah well.))#Lord Voldemort#Snakes#Nagini#Naginimort#Horcruxes#Ask
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You may bitch and moan about being played by Ralph Fiennes, but at least you didn't have to deal with Sherlock Holmes himself playing you like poor old Grinch does.
#((What is a Grinch by the way?))#Lord Voldemort#Sherlock Holmes#Benedict Cumberbatch#Ralph Fiennes#The Grinch#Ask
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What do you eat? Did you even eat food for sustenance, or was your reconstructed body self sustaining such that nourishment was unnecessary. And if so, was there anything you ate simply for pleasure, and what was it?
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What do you think of Kim Possible and her nemesis Drew Lipsky (aka Dr. Drakken?)
#((Sorry for the late answer; this somehow got posted to the wrong blog months ago and I only now noticed…… bad me.))#Lord Voldemort#Muggles#Kim Possible#Dr Drakken#Crossover#Ask
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Who chose Delphi's name?
#((Had she been a boy they'd have gone with Pisces. You'know… keeping that sea theme. No idea why they picked it at all but hey.))#Lord Voldemort#Delphini Riddle#Bellatrix Lestrange#Black Family#Ask
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Don't you find Bellatrix' behaviour when she's near you a bit too creepy? First it was that "longing over the table" thing in Malfoy Manor, later she was panting over you in Forbidden Forest, when you were unconscious. And in front of countless Death Eaters, no less! It seems a little disturbing...
#((Have you SEEN this man? Does this look like the face of a man who would mind having a disturbing girlfriend?))#Lord Voldemort#Bellatrix Lestrange#Forbidden Forest#Malfoy Manor#Death Eaters#Ask
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