askvoldemort
Ask Lord Voldemort
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The Dark Lord's case worker in the Afterlife thinks it would be a good idea for him to communicate with living Muggles on a regular basis. You may ask him all the questions you like, though be warned, he hasn't really been getting into the proper spirit…
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askvoldemort · 6 years ago
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What’s your opinion on Grindelwald?
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askvoldemort · 6 years ago
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(CoS Tom) If your diary had anything written in it when Harry found it, what would he most likely have found inside?
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askvoldemort · 6 years ago
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Has Harry found this blog?
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askvoldemort · 6 years ago
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Have you ever read My Immortal? I highly recommend it, it’s an intellectually stimulating read.
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askvoldemort · 6 years ago
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Have you attempted to return to Earth as a ghost,my Lord?
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askvoldemort · 6 years ago
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Have you ever read the Evil Overlord’s list?
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askvoldemort · 7 years ago
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You've got pointy ears. You look like an elf.
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askvoldemort · 7 years ago
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Do you have tea party with all your horcruxes in the afterlife?
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askvoldemort · 7 years ago
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Why is the inside of your mouth blue?
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askvoldemort · 7 years ago
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Sauron is the better Dark Lord. Darquesse is even better. The Lich King however, surpasses them all.
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askvoldemort · 7 years ago
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My Lord, I wondered... where does Nagini sleep?
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askvoldemort · 7 years ago
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My lord, what’s your favourite animal?
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askvoldemort · 7 years ago
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You may bitch and moan about being played by Ralph Fiennes, but at least you didn't have to deal with Sherlock Holmes himself playing you like poor old Grinch does.
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askvoldemort · 7 years ago
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What do you eat? Did you even eat food for sustenance, or was your reconstructed body self sustaining such that nourishment was unnecessary. And if so, was there anything you ate simply for pleasure, and what was it?
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askvoldemort · 7 years ago
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What do you think of Kim Possible and her nemesis Drew Lipsky (aka Dr. Drakken?)
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askvoldemort · 7 years ago
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Who chose Delphi's name?
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askvoldemort · 7 years ago
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Don't you find Bellatrix' behaviour when she's near you a bit too creepy? First it was that "longing over the table" thing in Malfoy Manor, later she was panting over you in Forbidden Forest, when you were unconscious. And in front of countless Death Eaters, no less! It seems a little disturbing...
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