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Pls guys I’m always bored
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Eh, why not. If you're offering the good cheese, who am I to complain?
*Hands the rat Pule Cheese*
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*The mouse, Marcus, looks into their lap, clearly happy.*
Marcus... my name is Marcus...
“Yeah! Your name is Marcus now.” Matsuda smiles. “Do you want some expensive cheese to celebrate?”
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*The mouse giggles, very giddy looking.*
Choose whichever one I look most like.
“Okay, Marcus sounds right.”
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*The mouse squirms a bit, clearly happy.*
Um, yeah. Okay. I accept your offer of naming me.
“I’ll call you.. err…”
Matsuda thinks about it for a while.
“Okay, which is the best one- Thierry, Marcus or Elliot? Sorry if it’s cringe.”
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Oh.
*It pauses, shoulders slumping. The mouse seems surprised and honestly quite flattered.*
You would... do that?
“Yeah, at least it’s better than calling you ‘Rat’ all the time.”
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*The mouse starts chewing on it again.*
One of the rats with a name. Very rarely do we get names. You see, rats and mice don't need names. We know exactly who each of us are. Names are quite important. When you're given a name, you're given importance.
*It stretches.*
There's uh... Remy, Gamer Rat, Creative Rat, Tinsel Rat, Average Rat, and Evil Rat.
“Oh. Cool… So what if I gave you a name?”
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*It just looks from the cannabis to Matsuda.*
How do you know that? You don't know Tinsel Rat's connections.
*The mouse offers the bud of weed to him.*
“Eh, no thanks. You can have it.”
Matsuda sighs.
“It’s just.. weed is banned in Japan. It should have been imported by another human. Also, who’s this Tinsel Rat?”
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*The rat nods lazily.*
Why do you wanna know, ex-copper? Gonna bust my boy and report him?
“A human must have imported the weed. Not busting your rat friends, of course.”
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Oh- wait, how'd you even get fired, bro?
*It chews slower, pulling out a... oh. Weed. How the hell does a mouse get weed in Japan?*
“L said it was a case of incompetence or something. And slacking after I just got married. Also I would not stop talking about my wife. SO they fired me.”
Matsuda raises an eyebrow at the sight of weed.
“Hey, where did you get that from? Just asking.”
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I'm not telling a cop.
*The mouse chews faster.*
“..It’s fine. I’m fired. Also, you’re an animal, not a human- chew whatever you want. Whether you die it’s not my responsibility.”
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*It nods. The mouse is chewing on something small and green.*
Mmm, yeah. You don't seem like the type who can kill well.
“It doesn’t matter if I can kill well or not. What matters is that I don’t.”
Matsuda looks at the thing the mouse is chewing.
“Hey, what’s that green thing?”
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If you kill enough guys then there's less murderers.
*The mouse shrugs. Ah, theres pro-Kira mice. He should probably warn L at some point.*
“Are you serious??” Matsuda sighs. “Killing more people won’t make the world better. Also, I don’t want to murder- not just because of religion.. but also my wife.”
Matsuda looks at the rat. “She hates criminals. If I murder someone, she will find out and might divorce me..”
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Have you tried murder, yet?
*The mouse leans back, slowly blinking.*
Like, uh... like the Kira guy.
“Of course not?? Why would I? Anyways, if one guy kills a murderer, there is the same number of murderers in the world as before. It doesn’t change anything.”
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*The mouse nods.*
Mmm, and they don't believe in that curse thingy? Have you tried getting some sort of exorcism done?
*The mouse chews on the candy, looking quite lethargic."
“Yep. They don’t believe in that. Well, I don’t know exactly who to call for the exorcism. Also- the anons could do anything. I hope they don’t endanger me or my wife..”
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*The rat grumbles under its breath.*
Sorry, sorry. Got any food on ya? Blood sugar is dropping.
*It starts making grabby hands at him.*
Do you have any better ideas than test the hair?
*Matsuda passes the rat a small gummy bear*
“Well, the actual person who attacked everyone and kidnapped Matt turned all of Crystal’s LV into frogs.. and Mello has been alerted.”
*He thinks to himself for a while*
“Other than that, there’s not much I can do because I wasn’t at the scene or anything..”
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I'm not the fuckin' detective, am I? Don't they train you on this sort of shit?
*The rat sighs, plopping into his pocket.*
Dunno, maybe get the DNA tested???
“Okay, okay, stop swearing!” Matsuda replies, a little alarmed by the rat’s sudden outburst.
“…Also, a little piece of hair found when everyone has left the scene won’t do much.”
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