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[asktolys]

Honestly, I'd find that preferable. Quiet is better than chaos.

Hey Tolys, you're good?

@ask-computer-nerd-estonia

I am as fine as I can be. Why?

[asktolys]

Tolys I have a question for you.

Do you have any crazy fan stories to share? Have you had any issues with humans who are too obsessed with you?

If not, how would you handle such a situation? For example, someone entering your home while you are away and finding the intruder sleeping in your bed.

Or stealing your hairbrush and selling it on ebay?

Why are these hypotheticals so specific??? This is really freaking me out. Why my bed? Why my hairbrush?

No human has really behaved like that towards me....Felicks has definitely crossed some boundaries, but he is mostly harmless these days. That and his shenanigans aren't that bad, they keep life interesting at least.

The other one ...I don't want to talk about.

...

Please stay out of my house.

[asktolys]

Well that is better than the alternative no? Then again, I still get anxiety over sitting still for too long, like I've forgotten something important.

So yes, I guess I do get it.

Hey Tolys, you're good?

@ask-computer-nerd-estonia

I am as fine as I can be. Why?

[asktolys]

Hey Tolys, you're good?

@ask-computer-nerd-estonia

I am as fine as I can be. Why?

[asktolys]

C-calm down, it's not just the hair! No one even said it was the hair?

I- they do have a point with the code goose character Raivis.... I am so sorry. @asktolys

STOP!!! I DON'T LOOK UP THAT BOY WITH THE FUCKED UP HAIRSTYLE

[asktolys]

HETALIA ASK BLOG DIRECTORY (PART 1)

CREDITS TO @cafekitsune FOR THE DIVIDER (Please let me know if you want it removed!!)

★ MASTERLIST

Hi! I'm apart of a new and growing community of Hetalia ask blogs, you might have already seen us if you've ever stumbled upon the #hws ask blog tag! Due to fairly low engagement, we decided having a fully accessible masterlist/directory was a good thing to let you get to know us! Please keep in mind, the blogs on this list DO NOT INDULGE IN NSFW OR 18+ INTERACTIONS.

THE BLOGS (In Alphabetical order | A - S )

Austria 🇦🇹

— @askthearistocrat

America 🇺🇸

— @ask-the-hero-america

— @ask-hws-america

Belarus 🇧🇾

— @g-rlanachronism

Canada 🇨🇦

— @maplesyrupandsnow

China 🇨🇳

— @hws-china-but-awesome

Cyprus 🇨🇾

— @ask-cyprus

Czechia / Czech Republic 🇨🇿

— @hyphenssuck

Denmark 🇩🇰

— @ask-nyotaliadenmark (Nyo)

— @ask-therulerofscandinavia

England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

— @ask-hws-england

— @ask-arthur-kirkland

— @ask-nyo-england-aster-kirkland (Nyo)

Egypt 🇪🇬

— @ask-gypt

Estonia 🇪🇪

— @hws-estonia

Finland 🇫🇮

— @askfinandhana

France 🇫🇷

— @francisbonnefoyforreal

Germany 🇩🇪

— @ask-hetalia-germany

— @ask-2p-ger (2p/Secondplayer)

Germania

— @magna-libera-germania

Greece 🇬🇷

— @askthesleepynation

Hungary 🇭🇺

— @elizabeta-hedervary

Hong Kong 🇭🇰

— @ask-dork-kong

Iceland 🇮🇸

— @ask-aph-hws-iceland

Ireland 🇮🇪

— @ask-hws-eire

Indonesia 🇮🇩

— @ask-hws-indonesia

Italy (Veneziano) 🇮🇹

— @ask-the-little-italian (Includes Chibitalia as well)

— @ask2pitalyblog (2p/Secondplayer)

Italy (Romano) 🇮🇹

— @asking-italia-romano

Japan 🇯🇵

— @askthesunrisenation

Kugelmugel

— @ask-the-spherical-nation

Latvia 🇱🇻

— @askthelittlegenius

Liechtenstein 🇱🇮

— @thelittleliechtensteiner

Lithuania 🇱🇹

— @asktolys

Luxembourg 🇱🇺

— @ask-hws-luxembourg

Macau 🇲🇴

— @ask-the-business-man

Mexico 🇲🇽 [OC]

— @askthemexican

Netherlands 🇳🇱

— @aph-hws-nederland

Norway 🇳🇴

— @ask-hws-norge

Philippines 🇵🇭

— @ask-the-pearloftheorient

Prussia

— @ask-the-awesome-prussian

Persian Empire

— @de-beste-persian-empire

Portugal 🇵🇹

— @aph-portugeese-of-wine

Russia 🇷🇺

— @askhetaliarussia

Rome

— @grandparomeaskblog

Seychelles 🇸🇨

— @askseychelles

Sweden 🇸🇪

— @ask-hwssverige

Sealand

— @im-arealcountry1

Spain 🇪🇸

— @asktheoyabun

Singapore 🇸🇬

— @ask-hws-singapore

(If you want to be added to or removed from the list, please contact me!)

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[feel free to reblog! <3]

[asktolys]

How tall are you? Do you wish you were taller or shorter than you are right now?

I am 180 cm, er, 5'9" in the imperial system.... I do with I were taller. Most men in my country are 183 cm or taller.... I suspect I am on the shorter side due to a rocky childhood... or maybe it is stress- can stress make you short?

[asktolys]

what are some hobbies that you like to partake in? do you think they're just to pass time or to distract yourself, or do you believe some of them potentially have therapeutic outcomes for you?

Hobbies? Hobbies... I suppose martial arts is therapeutic for me, though not so much in the way you are probably thinking. Cathartic I guess is a better word for it. As for a more traditional therapeutic hobby? I make my own paper... does that count? I picked it back up recently (and by recently, I mean a few decades ago) because I wanted to control something of my environmental impact on the tree population. I draw a lot, have a lot of paper work, ect. Being able to know where my paper came from, that the land the trees the paper was made from is being taken care of- yes I think that is therapeutic for me. Taking care of things, i do quite enjoy that... when I have the time for it.

[asktolys]

Thoughts on frogs?

I was actually wary of them when I was younger. I believed the old myth that they could give you warts for a very long time... Though, I suppose the modern treatment of frogs is fun. There is a lot of cute art of them... I just can't really get over the time someone stuffed several of them into my bed a long time ago. We were on the battle field too... I suspect it was Felicks, but I have no real proof.

[asktolys]

*gives you headpats and your favorite candy*

You’re so babygirl.

"I am a grown man?" He manages to get out despite his discomfort. He ducks away from the head pats. Such a gesture has.... an interesting memory tied to it now. Poor. Raivis.... "Please don't touch me."

[asktolys]

*A harmless looking muppet flops into the askbox.*

Hey there kiddo...how's it going?

The man opens his mail box, only for a collection of sutured sentient felt to flop onto his feet. He shambled back, like an arachnophobe who opened a cupboard full of tarantulas.

"What th-what the hell is this thing?" He mumbles in a shaking voice as he backs away from... her.

[asktolys]

Mm. Language turns over so fast these days. By the time I catch up, the "memes are dead".

Ah- welcome into the platform Mathew.

Please do be careful though- be wary of niche jokes.

Someone keeps sending skibidi to my ask box....

Anyways- just dropping in to say hi! I hope you and kumajirou are well- oh....maybe be careful not to let kuma operate the blog unsupervised. I have a feeling he would get "too silly" as they say.

@asktolys

Hi! Im keeping an eye on Kuma right now, thanks Tolys ꈍᴗꈍ hes banned from the computer. S-speaking of niche jokes.. besides Skibidi i'm seeing something called a... hawk tuah a lot. Alfred finds it funny but I have no idea what hes talking about or what that is.

[asktolys]

Liet! Does Poland ever get you to crossdress with him?

O-on occasion. I don't always indulge him though.

To which he sometimes throws a fit until I give in.

Why are you asking me this? It's embarrassing...

[asktolys]

I am afraid I don't know what that is either, but I would maybe advice that neither of us look up unclear jokes U-U"

If Alfred finds it funny, then it might be okay- but also maybe not. You never know with him....

Ah- welcome into the platform Mathew.

Please do be careful though- be wary of niche jokes.

Someone keeps sending skibidi to my ask box....

Anyways- just dropping in to say hi! I hope you and kumajirou are well- oh....maybe be careful not to let kuma operate the blog unsupervised. I have a feeling he would get "too silly" as they say.

@asktolys

Hi! Im keeping an eye on Kuma right now, thanks Tolys ꈍᴗꈍ hes banned from the computer. S-speaking of niche jokes.. besides Skibidi i'm seeing something called a... hawk tuah a lot. Alfred finds it funny but I have no idea what hes talking about or what that is.

[asktolys]

Aren't there better ways to do that? Ones that don't make a friend have to baby sit you all night?

Tolys!! Hey my dude, so great to see you here!!! What have you been up to? :D :D :D

@ask-the-hero-america

Currently? Trying to tolerate Gilbert... That isn't your problem though- I hope you have been taking decent care of yourself- it has been a long time. (Please tell me you dropped the horror movie habit.)

[asktolys]

h- because. You can't handle them? Not with out... a lot of help, and doting after wards. A lot.... A lot. A

lot.

Tolys!! Hey my dude, so great to see you here!!! What have you been up to? :D :D :D

@ask-the-hero-america

Currently? Trying to tolerate Gilbert... That isn't your problem though- I hope you have been taking decent care of yourself- it has been a long time. (Please tell me you dropped the horror movie habit.)

[asktolys]

Tolys!! Hey my dude, so great to see you here!!! What have you been up to? :D :D :D

@ask-the-hero-america

Currently? Trying to tolerate Gilbert... That isn't your problem though- I hope you have been taking decent care of yourself- it has been a long time. (Please tell me you dropped the horror movie habit.)