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[asktolys]

C-calm down, it's not just the hair! No one even said it was the hair?

I- they do have a point with the code goose character Raivis.... I am so sorry. @asktolys

STOP!!! I DON'T LOOK UP THAT BOY WITH THE FUCKED UP HAIRSTYLE

[asktolys]

HETALIA ASK BLOG DIRECTORY (PART 1)

CREDITS TO @cafekitsune FOR THE DIVIDER (Please let me know if you want it removed!!)

★ MASTERLIST

Hi! I'm apart of a new and growing community of Hetalia ask blogs, you might have already seen us if you've ever stumbled upon the #hws ask blog tag! Due to fairly low engagement, we decided having a fully accessible masterlist/directory was a good thing to let you get to know us! Please keep in mind, the blogs on this list DO NOT INDULGE IN NSFW OR 18+ INTERACTIONS.

THE BLOGS (In Alphabetical order | A - S )

Austria 🇦🇹

— @askthearistocrat

America 🇺🇸

— @ask-the-hero-america

— @ask-hws-america

Belarus 🇧🇾

— @g-rlanachronism

Canada 🇨🇦

— @maplesyrupandsnow

China 🇨🇳

— @hws-china-but-awesome

Cyprus 🇨🇾

— @ask-cyprus

Czechia / Czech Republic 🇨🇿

— @hyphenssuck

Denmark 🇩🇰

— @ask-nyotaliadenmark (Nyo)

— @ask-therulerofscandinavia

England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

— @ask-hws-england

— @ask-arthur-kirkland

— @ask-nyo-england-aster-kirkland (Nyo)

Egypt 🇪🇬

— @ask-gypt

Estonia 🇪🇪

— @hws-estonia

Finland 🇫🇮

— @askfinandhana

France 🇫🇷

— @francisbonnefoyforreal

Germany 🇩🇪

— @ask-hetalia-germany

— @ask-2p-ger (2p/Secondplayer)

Germania

— @magna-libera-germania

Greece 🇬🇷

— @askthesleepynation

Hungary 🇭🇺

— @elizabeta-hedervary

Hong Kong 🇭🇰

— @ask-dork-kong

Iceland 🇮🇸

— @ask-aph-hws-iceland

Ireland 🇮🇪

— @ask-hws-eire

Indonesia 🇮🇩

— @ask-hws-indonesia

Italy (Veneziano) 🇮🇹

— @ask-the-little-italian (Includes Chibitalia as well)

— @ask2pitalyblog (2p/Secondplayer)

Italy (Romano) 🇮🇹

— @asking-italia-romano

Japan 🇯🇵

— @askthesunrisenation

Kugelmugel

— @ask-the-spherical-nation

Latvia 🇱🇻

— @askthelittlegenius

Liechtenstein 🇱🇮

— @thelittleliechtensteiner

Lithuania 🇱🇹

— @asktolys

Luxembourg 🇱🇺

— @ask-hws-luxembourg

Macau 🇲🇴

— @ask-the-business-man

Mexico 🇲🇽 [OC]

— @askthemexican

Netherlands 🇳🇱

— @aph-hws-nederland

Norway 🇳🇴

— @ask-hws-norge

Philippines 🇵🇭

— @ask-the-pearloftheorient

Prussia

— @ask-the-awesome-prussian

Persian Empire

— @de-beste-persian-empire

Portugal 🇵🇹

— @aph-portugeese-of-wine

Russia 🇷🇺

— @askhetaliarussia

Rome

— @grandparomeaskblog

Seychelles 🇸🇨

— @askseychelles

Sweden 🇸🇪

— @ask-hwssverige

Sealand

— @im-arealcountry1

Spain 🇪🇸

— @asktheoyabun

Singapore 🇸🇬

— @ask-hws-singapore

(If you want to be added to or removed from the list, please contact me!)

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[asktolys]

How tall are you? Do you wish you were taller or shorter than you are right now?

I am 180 cm, er, 5'9" in the imperial system.... I do with I were taller. Most men in my country are 183 cm or taller.... I suspect I am on the shorter side due to a rocky childhood... or maybe it is stress- can stress make you short?

[asktolys]

what are some hobbies that you like to partake in? do you think they're just to pass time or to distract yourself, or do you believe some of them potentially have therapeutic outcomes for you?

Hobbies? Hobbies... I suppose martial arts is therapeutic for me, though not so much in the way you are probably thinking. Cathartic I guess is a better word for it. As for a more traditional therapeutic hobby? I make my own paper... does that count? I picked it back up recently (and by recently, I mean a few decades ago) because I wanted to control something of my environmental impact on the tree population. I draw a lot, have a lot of paper work, ect. Being able to know where my paper came from, that the land the trees the paper was made from is being taken care of- yes I think that is therapeutic for me. Taking care of things, i do quite enjoy that... when I have the time for it.

[asktolys]

Thoughts on frogs?

I was actually wary of them when I was younger. I believed the old myth that they could give you warts for a very long time... Though, I suppose the modern treatment of frogs is fun. There is a lot of cute art of them... I just can't really get over the time someone stuffed several of them into my bed a long time ago. We were on the battle field too... I suspect it was Felicks, but I have no real proof.

[asktolys]

*gives you headpats and your favorite candy*

You’re so babygirl.

"I am a grown man?" He manages to get out despite his discomfort. He ducks away from the head pats. Such a gesture has.... an interesting memory tied to it now. Poor. Raivis.... "Please don't touch me."

[asktolys]

*A harmless looking muppet flops into the askbox.*

Hey there kiddo...how's it going?

The man opens his mail box, only for a collection of sutured sentient felt to flop onto his feet. He shambled back, like an arachnophobe who opened a cupboard full of tarantulas.

"What th-what the hell is this thing?" He mumbles in a shaking voice as he backs away from... her.

[asktolys]

Mm. Language turns over so fast these days. By the time I catch up, the "memes are dead".

Ah- welcome into the platform Mathew.

Please do be careful though- be wary of niche jokes.

Someone keeps sending skibidi to my ask box....

Anyways- just dropping in to say hi! I hope you and kumajirou are well- oh....maybe be careful not to let kuma operate the blog unsupervised. I have a feeling he would get "too silly" as they say.

@asktolys

Hi! Im keeping an eye on Kuma right now, thanks Tolys ꈍᴗꈍ hes banned from the computer. S-speaking of niche jokes.. besides Skibidi i'm seeing something called a... hawk tuah a lot. Alfred finds it funny but I have no idea what hes talking about or what that is.

[asktolys]

Liet! Does Poland ever get you to crossdress with him?

O-on occasion. I don't always indulge him though.

To which he sometimes throws a fit until I give in.

Why are you asking me this? It's embarrassing...

[asktolys]

I am afraid I don't know what that is either, but I would maybe advice that neither of us look up unclear jokes U-U"

If Alfred finds it funny, then it might be okay- but also maybe not. You never know with him....

Ah- welcome into the platform Mathew.

Please do be careful though- be wary of niche jokes.

Someone keeps sending skibidi to my ask box....

Anyways- just dropping in to say hi! I hope you and kumajirou are well- oh....maybe be careful not to let kuma operate the blog unsupervised. I have a feeling he would get "too silly" as they say.

@asktolys

Hi! Im keeping an eye on Kuma right now, thanks Tolys ꈍᴗꈍ hes banned from the computer. S-speaking of niche jokes.. besides Skibidi i'm seeing something called a... hawk tuah a lot. Alfred finds it funny but I have no idea what hes talking about or what that is.

[asktolys]

Aren't there better ways to do that? Ones that don't make a friend have to baby sit you all night?

Tolys!! Hey my dude, so great to see you here!!! What have you been up to? :D :D :D

@ask-the-hero-america

Currently? Trying to tolerate Gilbert... That isn't your problem though- I hope you have been taking decent care of yourself- it has been a long time. (Please tell me you dropped the horror movie habit.)

[asktolys]

h- because. You can't handle them? Not with out... a lot of help, and doting after wards. A lot.... A lot. A

lot.

Tolys!! Hey my dude, so great to see you here!!! What have you been up to? :D :D :D

@ask-the-hero-america

Currently? Trying to tolerate Gilbert... That isn't your problem though- I hope you have been taking decent care of yourself- it has been a long time. (Please tell me you dropped the horror movie habit.)

[asktolys]

Tolys!! Hey my dude, so great to see you here!!! What have you been up to? :D :D :D

@ask-the-hero-america

Currently? Trying to tolerate Gilbert... That isn't your problem though- I hope you have been taking decent care of yourself- it has been a long time. (Please tell me you dropped the horror movie habit.)

[asktolys]

You might not have agreed, but consider it like an intervention! I'm *helping* you! I'll save you from games with boring fighting mechanics and whatever the hell Krobus is, and you'll never look back! Seriously, what do you see in that game? I tried it for a little while because I heard it was good, but it took so long to get a weapon in the first place, and then the fighting is just standing in one spot and whacking things. Lame!

-Wuv, twue wuv, is what brought me to your inbox today! And by love I mean my love for pissing you off >:D -Gilbert

P.S. What would I have to project? Nothing, that's what! I'm perfectly fine! I think you're just jealous, and you should be!

P.P.S. Disable the child safety on your browser, idiot. If me holding back is making you clutch your pearls, I have bad news about the rest of the internet, kesese!

If you think stardew is about fighting then... you haven't grown as a person in several centuries. Now I just feel sorry for you. You never once wanted a peaceful life? I don't need your help? You may need mine.... Then again. I don't believe half the things you say.

Give it up with the lovey crap already. I can handle the internet just fine! It's just you!

[asktolys]

Pffffft. Ja, okay, I forgot you only play girly games for girly girls. Who are you romancing? Penny, because you feel bad or Shane because 'oh I can fix him, I learned so much about how to deal with drunks from growing potatoes!'. You and me are going to play some REAL games. Halo Reach, I *guess* the lame 2016 Doom as an introduction because I don't think you could handle the original one.

Actually, I know where we're going to start. There's this really easy game called Dark Souls, perfect for beginners! We should try it >:)

-Love from the bottom of my non-demon heart, Gilbert <3<3<3 (those are hearts) (I can't believe you're on the internet and don't know basic emojis. Gott, do I have to teach you everything?)

P.S. If I were a demon, I would burst into flames when I go in a Church, and all that happens when I go to church is God tells me I'm his favourite, so suck it <3

Okay- first of all, I never agreed to play video games with you! And I have never romanced Shane. He reminds me too much of... someone. Are you projecting? I usually just take in Krobus. Two, I can tell those are hearts. And three? Do you have to use that language? On the internet? I will not be sucking anything.

[asktolys]

Wh- Doom is nothing to be ashamed of! Do you understand how important that game is to the history of video games?! Probably not, but while you were rebuilding and whatever after he who I will not name here, I was busy perfecting my demon-killing!

A legally binding contract, huh? Pfft. Do I need a lawyer? ...Fine. If you *need* a contract, and that's the only way you'll fight me (because you're scared of me, as we know), I'll sign. I'll be the best student you ever had, and then I'll kick your ass!

-Loooooooove love love love loveeeee Gilbert, mwah!

P.S. It means I'm going to beat you more than: three times >:D

I know about video games Gilbert. I play StardewValley nightly. Killing your own kind hmm. I will tolerate your attempts, for now.

[asktolys]

I just heal a little slower, is all! Last Christmas, I fe- er, the ground attacked me while I was stringing up lights, and I came back fine! I'm not some fragile little baby, Laurinaitis, I can take you any day >:D

Besides, I've already beaten Doom (the original, not the lame-o 2016 one) thirty times. Martial arts, though... Now there's an idea... You can be my test subject to see how well I've learned all my new moves!!

-Looooooove Gilbert >:3

P.S. Eh, I won't bully him. Too much, anyways. Watching Ivan stretch out that kid's spine was enough... Eugh.

..... Your mortality heavy self detrimental lies aside- fine. The martial arts I can do, but we need a binding contract to avoid unnecessary force. Or else I won't teach you anything. Doom... that is one of the gross gratuitous games isn't it? You are just admitting that on the internet? You sound like a teenager, aren't you embarrassed? You are a grown man (shockingly). I am going to be ignoring the word love when it leaves your person for now. I know you won't stop unless I stop reacting. What does more than colon three mean? Let's please... not talk about that part of our lives. I ... will end up tearing up my home again for things to throw out. Please. Please. For both of our sakes. Side note, I should probably try and get him to take some vitamins, yes? Would they even help....?